The 10 Best Animal Sex Toys and Dildos

The Galactic Dog Dildo is a great option if you’ve ever had fantasies of enjoying a large dog cock. Realistically designed, it looks and feels just like the real thing. The flexibility is good, meaning that you can move around while riding it, and the suction cup base gives you plenty of options as to how you can mount and enjoy it. The shape and textures all add to the overall experience, and it’s one that is shockingly fun. Some may not be the biggest fan of the Galactic Dog Dildo’s design, while others may be looking for something with a bit less flex and a few more features. Still, for what it is, this is a well-priced and well-sized dildo that will have you panting with delight.

For those that want to challenge themselves to a stretch, The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo is going to get your blood pumping. Designed to replicate the knot of a dog’s penis, it has a much more abstract and inconspicuous design, while still being as fun and challenging as a realistic dildo. Because of the smooth shape, it is easy to insert and will open you up smoothly and gradually. Not only that, but this dildo comes in three sizes, so you should be able to find one that suits you no matter what. Some people may be turned off by the fact that The Knot Butt Plug and Dildo is not exactly the most lifelike-looking dildo out there, so if it’s realism you seek, then you might want to look elsewhere. Also, the suction cup could be slightly better. But other than that, I think this is a great toy that you can have some fun with and challenge yourself!

It will probably go without saying, but the Horse Dick Dildo is an absolute beast of a sex toy. This dildo is massive, and only the bravest and most experienced of sex toy users will be able to handle all that this bad boy can throw at you. It is flexible and has a suction cup base, so no matter how and where you want to use it, you have options. Now, sadly the Horse Dick Dildo is made of PVC, which is a lesser material. You ideally want to find dildos made of silicone or at least TPE, so the quality of the toy does suffer. Also, if you’re a beginner, I would steer clear of this one! Overall, this is a mixed bag. The Horse Dick Dildo has its size and flexibility going in its favor, but its lack of quality really brings down an otherwise awesome toy,

The Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo is one of those toys that feels absolutely amazing against the bare skin. Not only is the glass nice and hard, but it is also great for temperature play. For me, that’s one of the most fun things about it. It can be warmed up or cooled down, and it adds another layer of excitement as you get down and dirty with it. And on top of all of that, the textures are undeniably exciting and will provide surprising and sensual experiences. No, the Lovehoney Tentacle Textured Sensual Glass Dildo is not flexible, and it won’t be for everyone. Also, it is inflexible and may get overly slippery as you use it. But still, the design and the sensations of the thing really make up for that. Plus, it’s super easy to clean and maintain, so there’s that, too!

The Worm Dildo is a simple yet entertaining toy that has quite a lot to offer in such a relatively small package. The length of the dildo is covered in levels of lumps and bumps, which are highly noticeable as they slide inside you. It gives you a good stretch and provides you with a nice filled-up feeling. Flexibility wise, it can do pretty much everything you’d expect a dildo to do, and it is waterproof for fun in the shower. So don’t be scared to get it wet! The Worm Dildo isn’t the most realistic or exciting-looking dildo out there, and the textures may prove to be a little too much for some, but I think that most people should be able to at least partially handle this beauty of a dildo, and that’s why I give it two thumbs up!

The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo is quite literally based on the cock of a fictional dragon. As such, the design is equally strange and weird, with scales covering the length of the shaft and even a knot at the bottom. As such, the textures are far beyond many of the other animal sex toys that I’ve talked about in this post. The materials are high quality, and they can take plenty of abuse, so don’t be afraid to go wild with this thing. The Hydrus Water Dragon Dildo might not be for everyone because of how outlandish it looks. Also, the textures are very extreme, so if you want something a little less rough then this might not be the best place to start. The price is also very steep, so you’ll have to be sure that this is the dildo for you. But overall, I think this is a fantastical and futuristic phallus that adds something a little different to your sex toy collection.

The well-sized and brightly colored Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo is one that offers up quite a few options to keep things spicy in the masturbation department. This silicone dildo has all the usual flexibilities as many of the other dildos that I’ve talked about, but it also has a bonus feature: it can be connected to either of the Realm Lock On Sword Handles, meaning that the dildo can be wielded as almost a weapon! It makes for a much more exciting toy than purely a normal dildo. I will say that despite its many positives, the Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo is not exactly the smallest toy ever, so if it’s discreet-ness that you’re after, then you may be better off elsewhere. Also, that size will cost you! While it’s not the most expensive animal sex toy ever, it’s definitely not the creapest.

Long, thin, and sexily serpent-like, the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake is an animal sex toy with a difference! It is long, thin, super-flexible, and can be used whenever and wherever you want. Because it is so flexible, it has the ability to move and shape itself to the natural curves of your body, so you don’t have to worry about it being uncomfortable while it’s inside you. The glow-in-the-dark feature is also great, and adds a fun element if you want a little fun with the lights off! Some people may find the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake to be a little too long and may find the thin width not to be filling enough. This is understandable. Also, I think that it could be a little more textured and provide some stimulation as it goes in and out of your body. Aside from that, the Makara Glow-In-The-Dark Snake is definitely a unique choice of animal sex toys!

Look what I’ve dug up here! The Penisaurus Dildo is a dildo that is part sex toy, part dinosaur. Quite compact in size, it consists of a flexible silicone dildo with the legs and tail of a dinosaur, and two giant testicles dangling there. It’s certainly as unique as it is fun and exciting. This is definitely a sex toy for those with a good sense of humor! This sex toy has a lot going for it…so what are the drawbacks? Well, as fun and funny as the Penisaurus Dildo looks, it is not a dildo that will go all that deep, with less than 5 inches of insertable length. Also, that insertable length is very smooth and doesn’t offer too much of a thrill. The charm of the Penisaurus Dildo is in its design. If you can get on board with that and appreciate it, you’ll love it. If not, you may struggle!

We’re rounding out the main section of this post with the Strap-On Harness for Multiple Levels of Pleasure, a great kit if you want something wearable to help you live out your animalistic fantasies! This harness can be worn like underwear, and the considerably chunky and textured dildo slides in the front. The dildo is silicone, easily bends, and has a sexy swirling bead pattern running all around and down its length. It’s a great set no matter whether you have a penis or not, and can be worn by and used on anyone! There are those that may find the Strap-On Harness for Multiple Levels of Pleasure a little too uncomfortable to wear, and those that may straight up not want to use a strap-on in bed. There are also people that may find the dildo to be too chunky and too much of a challenge to fit in. Overall, though, the Strap-On Harness for Multiple Levels of Pleasure is certainly a fun addition if that’s really the kind of sex toy that you need in your life!