The 6 Best BDSM Humblers to Keep Your Crotch in Check

I chose the Black Wooden Scrotum Pillory as my “Test Winner” for a few different reasons, but the main one was versatility. True, you only have two placement options: in front or in back. However, even with these two options, you have plenty of room to expand, especially if you’re planning on adding additional props into the mix. The BDSM humbler is very easy to use, with only one lockable point to worry about. While getting it in place might present a bit of a learning curve, it definitely won’t be coming off after you’ve placed the lock. Price-wise, it’s coming up on $100, which isn’t ideal for those on a budget. Even so, I think it offers great value for the money, especially if you have other props to use alongside the Black Wooden Scrotum Pillory.

The Humbler CBT BDSM Sex Toy earned the honorary “Cheapest” mention on this list. Priced at less than $40 for just the ball humbler itself, it’s incredibly affordable for the average person. That said, you can also spend a bit more to get the male humbler with ankle cuffs. You even can spend nearly three times as much to get the full femdom set if you wish! Even so, just the humbler by itself should be more than enough to get you started. The device is adjustable, which means you’ll be able to get the perfect fit around your sub’s balls without potential sizing issues popping up. The only real downside of this device is that it can’t be locked. Given enough time, your sub could likely find a way out, which might be a turn-off to some. However, if your main goal is to find something affordable that’s perfect for humiliation play then The Humbler CBT BDSM Sex Toy is a great option!

Earning the “Chains” mention on this list, The Ball Breaker with Ankle Cuffs comes with both the ball stretcher and the chained handcuffs ready to go! The stretcher is made of stainless steel, secured in place from the side by a hex screw. The inside of the stretcher doesn’t feature spikes, which your sub will surely appreciate. However, it does have a few nubs that will add extra points of pressure, so no worries: you’ll still be able to be amused by their struggling! Hooks can be mounted to the sides of the humbler toy, giving this some versatility. Although The Ball Breaker with Ankle Cuffs comes with cuffs, you can also switch them out or add weights to the existing setup. The only real downside of this product is the lack of genuine leather. On the plus side, the cuffs can be switched out anyway, and the lack of genuine leather makes this product vegan-friendly. If you want a stretcher and cuff CBT humbler combo then The Ball Breaker with Ankle Cuffs is a one-stop solution!

As my “Acrylic” choice, you’d assume that the majority of the Acrylic Humbler CBT Torture Device would be made of acrylics. This is true, although—to be fair—it does use a tiny bit of metal. This BDSM humbler is offered in two different versions. The cheaper one is just the humbler BDSM toy itself, and the second one comes with cuffs. Unfortunately, the company has specifically designed the “single” toy so that you can’t add cuffs later on, limiting long-term potential. As such, you’re pretty much stuck buying the more expensive option. To be fair, the version with cuffs is better overall, but I think they went too far by purposely handicapping the “Single” version. Aside from that, this toy is exactly what you’d expect. The sides can easily be adjusted individually, the acrylic gives you a good view, and the cuffs can be adjusted to most wrist sizes. If you pick this one up, I’d suggest getting the version with the ankle cuffs as this will give you more flexibility later on!

If you’re thinking of purchasing this male humbler, chances are, you’ve tried—and loved—CBT before. True, the spikes are technically optional, but most people buying this ball humbler will likely use them at least once or twice. Price-wise, the Ze Ultimate Humbler Lockable Ball Pillory costs two to three times as much as the competition. This pretty much limits it to those already head over heels for CBT, as nearly $200 is a bit much to spend on something you “might” like. However, assuming you already love CBT, the Ze Ultimate Humbler Lockable Ball Pillory will treat you well. Offering pressuring, stretching, and spikes for additional “encouragement”, this toy is a great option for advanced users.

As something that can only be used when attached to the ankles, it’s fairly straightforward why the TNG Humbler & Ball Stretcher earned the “For The Ankles” mention. The thing I really like about this CBT humbler toy is the hoop design it uses to pull on the testicles. It’s extremely easy to put in place since the testicles are simply slid in, rather than locked in. While the lack of a lock may make this seem less attractive to some, the easy-to-use makes it a great option for those who want to enjoy self-inflicted CBT while masturbating. Of course, it’s also easy to have a partner put it in place for you! Priced at nearly $70 without the ankle cuffs, this definitely isn’t the cheapest option around. However, you can always switch out the cuffs for your preferred pair with either option. Considering the high level of quality and unique design offered by this toy, I’d say it’s one that’s worth adding to your collection of CBT toys!