Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager Review
Sami Townend
Sami Townend
| : | 30 |
| : | Experienced |
| : | Female |
| : | Pansexual |
| : | Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 |
- Like strong, intense, buzzzzzzy vibrations
- Like straightforward, simple controls
- Want a versatile external massager that can be used all over the body
- Like using toys with a partner but want something that won't be in the way
- Prefer deep, rumbly vibrations
- Want more customization options for the settings
- Are sensitive to strong vibrations
- Are looking for something quieter
- Want internal stimulation
The Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager is a sleek vibrator, crafted from high grade, silky-smooth silicone that feels luxurious against the skin. Designed for external use, its ergonomic pebble shaped design fits comfortably in the hand and adapts well to all different contours of a body, making it versatile for all-over body stimulation. The simple, single button design allows you to cycle through the 10 various vibration settings, offering a rage of steady buzzy hums to varied pulsing rhythms. Its design makes me a great choice for those who prefer a straightforward, no fuss experience.
First Impressions…
Upon first impression I was very excited to use the Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager. As soon as I placed it into my hand and felt its gente ergonomic design curve to the contour of my palm, I rushed to get it plugged in and charged. After leaving it to fully charge, I turned it on and was pleasantly surprised by how strong the vibrations were for its compact size. As I explored the different pulse settings and saw its potential for a fun solo edging session for myself and my partner alike. One of my favourite aspects of this product is the versatile shape and the ability to easily rest it down and enjoy hands free pleasure and to use it in conjunction with other toys.The Turning Point…
Unfortunately, I did have a falling out with its design over the button. With my mobility issues and strength issues in my hands. The single button requires you to cycle through all the settings, and if you tend to be a little clumsy like myself and happen to skip past the setting you want, having to cycle all the way back through was very frustrating and somewhat uncomfortable for my hands. I found the button itself to be very inconsistent; I found it difficult to press it fully, and I don’t always feel confident that I’ve activated it properly. Additionally, the lack of customization for the vibration intensity on the pulse settings was somewhat of a drawback for me. As someone who is sensitive to strong vibrations, I typically stick to the lowest settings on my toys. I found that whilst it’s good for teasing, edging and overstimulation, I often find that the intensity of the vibration on the pulse settings is too intense for my liking.
The design of the Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager is very sleek and undeniably luxurious. The soft, velvety silicone feels incredible against the skin, and the gentle contours makes it as visually appealing as it is functional. The soft pink colour adds a subtle elegance, making it a beautiful addition to any collection. I had been wanting a pebble shaped massager for a while and I'm happy to finally have one in my collection.
Whilst the massager itself is ergonomic and comfortable when held in the palm of your hand or resting on a surface, I found the single button control challenging. It’s probably straightforward for some users, but for those with mobility issues, like myself, might find it difficult to navigate. Less is not more in this regard and I find using this product a little more clunky than some of my other massagers as the inconsistent feedback made it tricky to use reliably, especially in moments where quick adjustments or setting shifts were needed.
The Bijoux Indiscrets consistently deliver a sense of luxury and this massager is no exception. The high-grade, silky silicone feels extremely luxe and plush, adding to the overall high end experience. I did notice on the website it claimed to be “Silent”. In my experience, even on the lowest settings, the sound is quite noticeable. While it’s not overly loud, it’s definitely not as discreet as advertised, especially for those seeking a quieter experience. My qualms over the inconsistent button feedback also lost it some points.
Bijoux Indiscrets products typically fall into the mid to high price range, so I naturally had high expectations for this massager. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite live up to its price tag. Given the cost, I expected a more robust and reliable control button, especially since it’s the central feature for navigating the settings. The "one button does it all" design is meant to simplify the user experience, but in practice, it was frustrating—I found myself spending more time cycling through settings than actually enjoying each mode. For a massager at this price point, I would have preferred additional buttons for easier navigation and the option to customize pulse intensity. I’ve used less expensive massagers that offer better customizability and more responsive controls, which I’d recommend over this one if you’re looking for a smoother and more efficient experience.
The Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager boasts a sleek, high-quality design but misses the mark in a few key areas. The vibrations are strong and buzzy, ideal for those who enjoy intense surface-level sensations. However, there’s a noticeable intensity jump between the first and second settings, which can be jarring, especially for users preferring a gentler build-up. The battery life is quite substantial and can run for 90 minutes on the highest speed and 120 minutes on the lowest. And it has a quick recharge time of around 2 hours. It does get slightly warm during extended use but is manageable and not too noticeable in the heat of the moment. Overall, while it delivers strong vibrations and a beautiful design, the noise level, limited customization, and cumbersome control fall short of the premium expectations set by the brand. It’s a decent pick for those who love intense buzzy vibrations but may not satisfy users seeking a smoother and more versatile performance.
Bijoux Indiscrets seems to prioritize elegance and practicality in their packaging, offering a seamless unboxing experience. The minimalist box design reinforces the chic and understated aesthetic of the brand, making the product feel luxurious without being over-the-top. The inclusion of a user manual ensures the massager is easy to use, providing all necessary information without unnecessary complexity. The addition of a canvas drawstring bag for storage is a thoughtful touch, providing a discreet and stylish way to keep both the massager and charger organized and clean as silicone toys tend to attract fluff very easily.
The Bijoux Indiscrets Personal Massager is made from high-grade body safe silicone. It is made phthalate free and latex free and is water resistant. It is extremely easy to clean. I recommend using warm water or a specific suitable toy cleaner for silicone toys to keep this clean. Do NOT use alcohol to clean your silicone toys! It will damage and corrode the surface of the product! When cleaned use a towel or soft cloth to dry and let it dry naturally the rest of the way. It is recommended to make sure the toy is thoroughly dry before charging it with the magnetic charger and always store it in the canvas dust bag provided to keep this toy clean as silicone toys have the tendency to attract fluff.
| Vibration speeds | 3 |
| Vibration patterns | 7 |
| Length | 4.4 inches |
| Width | 2 inches |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery Life | 90 - 120 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes |
| Remote Controls | No |
| Travel Lock | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Colors Available | Soft Pink |
- Rechargeable, eco-friendly and cost-effective in the long run
- Velvety soft silicone feels amazing against the skin
- Strong buzzy vibrations (If that is you preference)
- Ergonomic design that works well for hands-free use
- That pesky button can be difficult to use if you have mobility/ grip issues
- Limited customisation for vibration intensity and pulse settings
- Price feels a bit high for what's offered
- Not as quiet as expected, especially at higher settings
I expected more from this product… It's not a bad product by any means — it has strong, buzzy vibrations and a sleek design (I had a great time using this hands free as a grinder of sorts) with some good pulse settings. However, considering the price, the lack of customisation for the vibration strength and pulse options feels limiting. Additionally, I have had fairly consistent issues with the button’s responsiveness (likely due to my grip strength issues) which affected my experience. Overall, unfortunately, I wouldn’t recommend this massager for people who have grip strength issues and who are sensitive to intense vibration. Instead, I would advise people to shop around for something at a similar price with a couple more features.
