7 of the Best Dildo Rockers [Monkey Rocker Alternatives]

   Isabelle Uren
Get ready to rock and roll with the very best dildo rockers out there! Today’s test winner had to be the famed F-Slider, but I’ve also got plenty of more affordable monkey rockers for those on a budget and some more compact rocking dildo mounts for anyone who’s a bit short on space!
1 Test Winner

Cloud 9 F-Slider Pro Monkey Rocker

 F-Slider Pro

  • Are looking for a full-on dildo rocker
  • Love riding and rocking your whole body
  • Want a sex glider that comes with a dildo
  • Want to be able to use different dildos

F-Slider Pro

  • Are limited on space
  • Crave clitoral stimulation
  • Are on a tight budget
  • Aren't able to lift and manoeuvre a heavy chair

The F-Slider is here to take you to Cloud 9…or 10! This daring dildo rocker uses nothing but the power of your body to provide some of the most realistic thrusting as you ride it! Simply straddle the seat, hold on to the handle and ride until you are weak at the knees! The F-Slider comes with a 7 inch dildo, so you can get to work straight away, but it also comes with both a Vac-U-Lock adapter and a universal dildo adaptor, so you can use almost any dildo you like with it! Pleasing and practical, you can adjust the depth of penetration and it comes with a cover for easy and discreet storage.

  • Natural and lifelike thrusting and rocking
  • Comes equipped with veined dildo
  • Vac-U-Lock and universal dildo adaptors included
  • Easy to assemble
  • Cushioned seat

  • Requires more manual work to orgasm
  • Expensive
  • Large in size and difficult to transport
F-Slider Pro
Storage Bag IncludedYes
Maximum Weight400 lbs
Insertable length7 inches
AdjustableYes — Adjustable depth of penetration

The F-Slider is intuitive to use and once you find your groove, you can keep riding as long as you want! Users really enjoy just how much more reaslitic the thrusts feel compared to a thrusting sex machine! The dildo that comes with the machine isn’t the highest quality and is made of porous materials but you can easily use the Vac-U-Lock or universal dildo adapter to attach your own silicone dildo! The versatility of this sex glider is amplified thanks to its wide array of uses, from vaginal to anal penetration. It is quite an investment, but if you have the space and budget, I think this is the best dildo rocker on the market and it’s worth the investment, especially if you are a cowgirl connoisseur!

2 Cheapest

Fetish Fantasy Hot Dildo Seat

 Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat

  • Enjoy vibrating dildos
  • Need something easy to store
  • Enjoy a firm dildo
  • Prefer bouncing to rocking

Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat

  • Prefer rocking and grinding
  • Want a sturdier option
  • Avoid porous dildos
  • Want to use your own dildos

The Hot Seat offers inflatable, insatiable fun! Get ready to bounce your way to ultimate satisfaction with this easy-to-use inflatable sex slider! The Hot Seat lets you bump and grind as you enjoy the support of a flocked seat that can support up to 300 pounds. It comes equipped with a six-inch dildo with a vibrating tip, giving you that extra dose of stimulation that will send you right over the edge into wave after wave of pleasure. The seat is sold at an accessible price point, giving you a great point of introduction to the world of sex seats and sliders.

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  • Multi-speed vibrating tip with remote control
  • Supports up to 300 lbs
  • Comes with a 6-inch dildo
  • Easy grip handles
  • Easy to store

  • Dildo is porous
  • Cannot use with different dildos
  • No pump included
  • Not very durable
Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat
Vibration speedsMultiple
Insertable length6 inches
Width16 inches
Height12 inches
WaterproofSplashproof
AllergiesLatex & Phthalate-Free
Maximum Weight300 lbs

Overall, the Hot Seat is the toy for you if you’re looking for bouncing, grinding fun at an affordable price. While it’s not a traditional sex glider, the seat is comfortable and provides the base that you need to find your perfect rhythm. The remote control addition is a tasteful touch and allows you to select a variety of modes and speeds that are sure to tantalize you with pleasure. You do have to keep in mind that you get what you pay for with this chair and while it’s more affordable the quality is also going to be lower. The dildo is made of soft plastic, which is porous, so I would recommend slipping a non-lubricated condom over the dildo before use. Also, while it’s nice that you can inflate and deflate the seat between uses, keep in mind that it doesn’t come with a pump so you might want to consider buying one separately for ease.

3 Premium

The Cowgirl Dildo Rocker Sex Machine

 The Cowgirl

  • Want the strongest vibrations
  • Don’t have nearby neighbors
  • Prefer silicone attachments

The Cowgirl

  • Live with others
  • Need something portable
  • Weigh over 400 lbs.

Whether you want to use this toy as a sex rocker or just as the most intense vibrator you’ve ever had your hips around, The Cowgirl can deliver! Offering powerful vibrations at speeds of up to 1,200 RPM per minute, the Cowgirl is a unique mountable toy that offers variable vibrations, six patterns, and endless hours of stimulation! Easily controlled via the wired remote or through an app on your phone, The Cowgirl is the perfect addition to any type of play, whether it’s solo or with a partner.

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  • Up to 1,200 RPM of vibrations
  • Controlled with remote
  • Has app support
  • Multiple silicone attachments

  • Expensive
  • Loud
  • Too intense for some
The Cowgirl
MaterialsSteel, aluminium, plastic, PU, silicone
Height10.9 inches
Length16.7 inches
Insertable length4 inches
Width13.4 inches
Weight24.5 lbs
Maximum Weight399 lbs
AdjustableYes
Vibration speedsVariable
Vibration patterns6
Remote ControlsYes (wired or app)
RechargeableNo (mains powered)

The Cowgirl is one of the most powerful sex machines around. So much so, in fact, that some may find it to be a bit too much for their liking. Along with the power comes the noise, which could pose an issue if you have flatmates or neighbors whose homes are right next to yours. As you’d expect from a powerhouse like this one, the Cowgirl will need to remain plugged in during use. It has a wired remote, but if there are too many wires for you then you can always control it using the mobile app instead. Seeing as it’s very expensive, we definitely wouldn’t recommend the Cowgirl to a complete beginner. However, if you’ve been around the block before and won’t settle for less than the best of the best, this is definitely the mount you’ll want to pick up!

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Liberator Pulse

 Liberator Pulse

  • Love being on top
  • Want a versatile sex pillow and position aid
  • Already have your own dildos/vibrators
  • Need something easy to store

Liberator Pulse

  • Want a full size dildo rocker
  • Don't want to buy your own dildo/vibrator
  • Are on the shorter side

Pulse and rock your way to pure pleasure with the Liberator Pulse! This curved pillow holds your favorite dildo or vibrator while you rock and grind on top! It also comes with two bullet vibrator pockets for some extra buzzing fun! The pillow is made from high-density foam that can comfortably support your body weight without collapsing. Plus, the micro-velvet cover is machine washable and lined with a moisture-resistant liner, making it easy to keep everything clean and dry!

  • Supports natural rocking motion
  • Deep pocket to hold a dildo or vibrator
  • 2 bullet vibrator pockets
  • Luxuriously soft velvet cover
  • Machine washable
  • Moisture-resistant lining

  • Won't suit all bodies
  • Can be tricky to find the right toys
Liberator Pulse
Length20 inches
Width12 inches
Height13 inches
MaterialsMicrofiber, polyurethane

This clever little cushion is great if you love to rock your hips but don’t want to invest in a full sized dildo rocker. It’s also much more space efficient and doubles up as a sex position pillow for extra support in different positions, such as doggy! You do need to supply your own dildo or vibrator though! You might also need to experiment to find the right size toy as the depth of the pocket will take away some of the length away. While this sex glider cushion should work for most bodies, if you are particularly tall or short, it might not be the best choice.

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Love Botz Bangin' Bench Dildo Rocker Sex Chair

 Bangin' Bench

  • Want a sex seat for sex and masturbation
  • Want to use different dildos
  • Enjoy face sitting
  • Need some extra support in riding sex positions

Bangin' Bench

  • Prefer a traditional sex glider
  • Need something easy to store
  • Want a dildo rocker that comes with a dildo

The Bangin’ Bench is perfect for face riding into the sunset with a partner or giving yourself the ultimate self pleasure session! The chair offers spring-assisted support for comfortable bouncing and riding, with the straps opening to allow for all kinds of penetration and partner play. It also has handles for extra support for when things get really wild! The base bar has a holder for you to attach your favorite dildo, or you can remove the bar to make space for a partner to bounce on instead!

  • Compatible with all flared-base dildos
  • Removable bar for face-sitting or penetrative sex
  • Bouncy comfortable straps
  • Handle for extra support

  • Doesn't work well with vibrators
  • Difficult to store
  • Might not be comfortable for larger bodies
Bangin' Bench
Height15 inches
Width19.3 inches
MaterialsMetal, Elastic, PU Leather, Velcro
Maximum Weight300 lbs

Overall, the Bangin’ Botz bench is the stuff of your dreams if love the sensation of bouncing up and down on your dildo or even your partner! The bench features an irresistibly sleek construction and adjustable base, perfect for your favorite dildo or toy. We do want to point out that this is a significant investment into your sex toy catalog, which is why we recommend this for individuals who enjoy penetrative play or riding with a partner.

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Liberator Bon Bon Mount Dildo Rocking Pillow

 Liberator Bon Bon

  • Enjoy hands-free, rocking and grinding stimulation
  • Want a mount to use with your own toys
  • Enjoy the cowgirl position
  • Want more support in sex positions

Liberator Bon Bon

  • Want a rocker that moves
  • Don't have your own toys to use with it
  • Prefer thrusting to grinding

Be the ultimate pillow princess with the Liberator BonBon! This barrel shaped pillow has a slit in the top so you can slide in your favorite dildo or vibrator and mount up! The BonBon is made from high-density foam that keeps it shape and supports your body weight, keeping you comfortable while you ride. It has a deliciously soft micro-velvet cover that’s machine-washable and it even has a moisture resistant liner to protect the foam!

  • High-density foam holds its shape
  • Machine washable velvety cover
  • Compatible with most dildos and vibrators
  • Moisture resistant liner

  • Doesn't come with a sex toy
  • Limited positions
  • Can shorten your toy due to the deep pocket
  • No rocking or moving parts
Liberator Bon Bon
WaterproofSplashproof
Length15 inches
Width12 inches
MaterialsMicrovelvet, Polyester
Openings1
Colors AvailableRed, rose, black, blue, grey

The Liberator Bon Bon is a great sex seat for anyone who wants to use their own dildo or vibrator for hands free riding and grinding! The slot allows for use of both flared and non-flared toys, making this ideal for both anal and vaginal pleasure. While there is a significant up-front cost to add this gem to your sex toy collection, you can easily recoup that cost thanks to the extreme versatility that the pillow provides. Plus, this sex pillow has a truly luxurious feel to it and I love that the cover is machine washable for easy clean up! Our tester loved the hands-free experience and how it helped her enjoy deep penetration and grinding clitoral stimulation!

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Realistic Male Sex Doll

 Realistic Male Doll

  • Love realistic-looking toys
  • Want to simulate sex with a partner
  • Prefer longer penises

Realistic Male Doll

  • Don’t want a realistic design
  • Don’t like the penis size
  • Lack a suitable storage solution

This male sex doll is the most realistic stand-in dildo rocker you’ll ever see, complete with a set of abs and eight inches of shaft! Perfect for playing out your inner, partner-based fantasies, this premium sex doll is made of Fanta Flesh. Realisticboth visually and to the touch, this doll even features a dual-layered design for the penis, making it feel more realistic once inserted. Ready to get naughty but your partner’s away? Just whip out this fellow and have some fun!

  • 8” penis
  • Realistic detailing
  • Enjoyable with any genitalia
  • Easy to clean

  • No skin tone options
  • Nearly $600
Realistic Male Doll
MaterialsTPR
Length27/25 inches
Insertable length8 inches
Width(Doll) 19, (dildo) 1.75 inches
Diameter0.25 inches
Weight25 lbs
AllergiesLatex-free, phthalate-free

This toy won’t be for everyone, but it’s a great option for people who prefer realism to robotic-looking sex machines. It might not offer any advanced features like vibrations or replaceable toys, but we think the toy does well at delivering what its target audience would want. It would have been nice if we could have seen some design variety, such as different skin tones or alternative penis lengths. Unfortunately, this isn’t very common for this type of toy. However, the toy should still be able to get the job done, even if its aesthetic options are a bit lacking. This toy is not only great for solo play, but it’s ideal for partner play as well. Bring your threesome fantasies to life with this “third partner”; its 8”-long penis and ribbed anus are ready to please!

The Original Monkey Rocker

The Monkey Rocker Solo was first released in 2004, by Dan Siechert. This manual sex machine aimed to recreate the sensations of riding sex positions, allowing the rider to control the thrusting motion by rocking back and forth on the dildo glider.

Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair

Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair - The Original Monkey Rocker
This manual sex machine is powered purely by your movements, making it much quieter than an electric sex machine. It also feels more in tune and responsive as the harder you rock, the deeper it thrusts! It’s perfect for vaginal and anal play and you can attach your favorite dildos for more variation!

Want to Add Some Power to the Mix?

Dildo rockers are manual sex machines, meaning they only move when you rock back and forth. If you crave powerful vibrations or just want to sit back and relax and get taken for a ride, then you might want to consider a sex saddle or sex machine. Here are some of my favorites.

The Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine

The Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine  - Want to Add Some Power to the Mix?
If you enjoy riding, get ready to be transported to the next dimension of pleasure thanks to the Cowgirl Premium Riding Sex Machine. We can’t get enough of all of the ways that you can play. Here’s just a taste of what you can unlock with this randy little ride:
  • 360 degree swivel capabilities for the ultimate G & A spot stimulation
  • Intense vibrations powered by 1200 RPM of sheer power
  • Remote control fun for partner play — all night long
Get ready to enjoy sex play in an entirely new way. This toy will be your one-way ticket to mind-blowing, squirting orgasms…every time!

Motorbunny Original

Motorbunny Original  - Want to Add Some Power to the Mix?
Get ready to dive deep into waves of pleasure with the Motorbunny Original Kit! This is designed to be the ultimate sex machine, differing slightly from dildo gliders and relying on your natural intuition to help guide you to orgasm. This toy is great for people who prefer grindy stimulation as well as penetration, and offers the versatility that you need to enjoy in every way imaginable. This machine can be paired with a variety of attachments (sold separately) and comes equipped with 4 options:
  • A flat, silicone rub-only attachment for clitoral stimulation
  • A small, realistic dildo attachment that offers 3.7″ of penetration power
  • A medium, realistic dildo attachment with 4.25″ of penetration power
  • A larger-than-life dildo attachment with 5.25″ of penetration power
The best part? The dildo attachments all bump and twirl to your ultimate satisfaction, working with the machine to help you hit ecstasy…over, and over, and over again.

The Tremor Package

The Tremor Package  - Want to Add Some Power to the Mix?
The Tremor Package is here to get you to toe-curling, leg-shaking paradise in minutes, offering unique changes to traditional toys that help to differentiate this as one of the top sex machines on the market. The machine features guitar-style switch knobs, allowing you to seamlessly transition between different types of stimulation easily. The modes of vibration and rotation can get you nearly any type of stimulation that you could want, letting you switch between riding and grinding all night (or day) long! Beyond the included dildo-like attachment to get you G-stimulation for days, you’ll also get what Tremor calls the “Whammy Bar” – a flat, silicone attachment that comes with deliciously stimulating, grindable bumps that will keep you seeing stars.

Vac-U-Lock Dildos to Use With Your Sex Glider

Some of the monkey rockers we’ve seen in today’s post have Vac-U-Lock attachments, meaning you can attach any Vac-U-Lock compatible dildos to customise your ride! Here are some of my favorites.

Dee's Big Daddies — Big Daddy Darren

Dee's Big Daddies — Big Daddy Darren - Vac-U-Lock Dildos to Use With Your Sex Glider
Enjoy 7.5 inches of realistic silicone shaft! This big beautiful dong features a sculpted coronal ridge and veined textures for a little extra stimulation with each thrust. The Vac-U-Lock base clicks into place easily and holds steady while you ride!

Blush Realistic Lock on Dildo

Blush Realistic Lock on Dildo  - Vac-U-Lock Dildos to Use With Your Sex Glider
This is a great silicone dildo at a great price! This realistic 8 inch shaft is made of silicone and features lifelike textures. Plus, it comes in three different skin tones!

What Features to Look For in a Monkey Rocker

When trying to pick out your new monkey glider, there are a number of different factors you should take into consideration. For most, first and foremost will be the price. This is definitely an important one, but we’d recommend focusing on this one less for now. It’s always best to save up for something you really want than to settle for what you can afford at the moment! With that out of the way, what else do you need to consider? Well, you’ll definitely want to ensure the toy is made out of safe materials. This is a big concern when it comes to the dildo attachment(s), which could be made of subpar materials that contain phthalates. Keep an eye out for these! You also want to consider how the toy actually moves. Will the movements offer the type of stimulation you’re after, and be easy to use? Lastly, you’ll want to consider storage. If you don’t already have a dedicated place to put your new monkey rocker, now is a great time to start planning!

Top tips for using your dildo rocker

For many, if not all of these sex gliders, you remain in complete control. That’s sexy in and of itself, but it also gives you room to play and explore with penetration, controlling the speed, depth, and every other aspect of your experience. You can learn what you like and practice unapologetically — finding yourself in the throes of pleasure of your own making. Here are some of my top tips for maximising pleasure with your new dildo rocker.

Lube Up

Lube Up  - Top tips for using your dildo rocker
Lube can make nearly every type of sex or stimulation better, which is why we always recommend it before penetrative play. Whether you want vaginal or anal stimulation, reach for a water based lubes. These lubes are less occlusive and far more body and toy friendly (in most cases!)

Take Your Time

Take Your Time  - Top tips for using your dildo rocker
The practice of self love is just that…a practice! Slow down, take your time, and savor every moment. Doing this as you build up speed and stimulation with penetrative toys can make your experience more pleasurable (and realistic!)

Experiment With Clitoral Stimulation

Experiment With Clitoral Stimulation - Top tips for using your dildo rocker
The best things come in pairs…and the same is true for pleasure. While you’re riding away on your penetrative toy, incorporate clitoral stimulation with a bullet vibrator or your hands to amplify your orgasmic experience.

Dildo Rocker, Sex Glider & Monkey Rocker — What's the Difference?

You’ve probably seen all three words used in this post and you might be wondering what the difference is between dildo rockers, sex gliders, and monkey rockers. The answer is very simple, they are names for the same thing! The only difference is that Monkey Rocker is actually the original company to start making these manual sex gliders. However, much like Kleenex, Hoover, and Kiwi, monkey rocker is also used a generic term for dildo rockers!

How to Make a Dildo Rocker

As there are many moving parts and a dildo rocker has to support your body weight, I don’t recommend DIYing your own sex glider. The closest you could get is rocking chair with dildo! If you are on a budget, I recommend getting a dildo mount instead or getting creative with a suction cup dildo for fun ways to ride!

DIY Monkey Rocker

Let’s face it: they might not be powered, but monkey rockers can still be expensive! So, what should you do if you want to try one out for yourself but you don’t have a thousand or so to spend? Well, in that case, your best option is to build one yourself! The process to build a legitimate monkey rocker is somewhat complicated (it’s a bit too complicated to lay out in this simple section!). Fortunately, the people over at Funky Rocker have got you covered. For only $10, they’ll sell you the Funky Rocker design plans, which provide complete instructions on how to make a unit yourself. If you’re willing to shell out an additional $9, they’ll also let you know how to set up the extreme DP upgrade! Click here if you’re interested in this sexy DIY project! We do not recommend making your own sex toys and always recommend that you purchase purpose-made sex toys from a reputable shop. We are in no way responsible for any harm caused due to the use or sharing of these DIYs. You are 100% responsible for the outcome should you choose to make your own sex toys.

How to use dildo rockers

Most dildo rockers come with an adjustable base, allowing you to pop your favorite toy in and go right to town. Others have room for couples or dual play as well, getting you the best of both worlds. Below are a few different ways to use your dildo rocker.

Hot, Sexy Couples Play

Hot, Sexy Couples Play

Have your partner lay below you, or you lay below your partner, and face ride until you reach your climax. You can make this even hotter with the inclusion of other toys, or with even more partners (if that suits you!)

Include Dirty Talk or Voyeurism

Include Dirty Talk or Voyeurism

Spice up your sexy night with partner play in a whole new way. Hop aboard your sex rocker…and let them watch as you ride. While this is going on, feel free to do what feels right — whether that’s dirty talk or just the scandalous nature of voyeurism alone.

Vibe With A Vibe

Vibe With A Vibe

Add in a vibrator for additional clitoral stimulation, and grind your way to your bliss. This is a super simple way to elevate your rocking dildo chair even more, and amp up the pleasure of your self-love sessions!

How to clean dildo gliders

Cleaning your dildo glider is important - especially if you have a hot, heavy, and wet session with it! Often, these pieces will be made of steel or cushions that are washable or easy to wipe down. Depending on the type that you have, you may want to purchase antimicrobial wipes for the bars to keep clean before and after use and wash your straps and cushions per the machine's instructions. This is very important, as germs and mold can hide in the pores of the fabric. Don't neglect cleaning the machine itself! As far as the dildo attachments, read your manual and clean as instructed. Many of these are silicone-based and will do well with a simple wash in soap and water, air drying until completely clean. You may also purchase a specialty sex toy spray to help penetrate deep and avoid any type of growth or persistent dirt.

FAQ

This depends on the machine. Some dildo rockers will only work with their own dildo, some will work with dildos that have a compatible base design (e.g. Vac-U-Lock), and some will be compatible with any dildo. Be sure to read the details carefully!

No, it all comes down to a matter of personal preference. For some, having the ability to perfectly control their stimulation makes a monkey rocker the superior alternative. For others, not having to do any of the work themselves makes a sex machine the best option.

Water-based lube is often your safest bet as it is compatible with all dildo materials.

Riding is what many feel most comfortable with on these types of sex machines. Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl can give you new and exhilarating types of stimulation, which can be made better when paired with a vibe. Some machines include straps with a vaginal or anal opening for partner play and face riding - the possibilities are truly endless!

Anyone—regardless of their genitalia—can enjoy a monkey rocker since these toys can be used anally as well as vaginally!

Unfortunately, since we don’t recommend attempting to DIY these devices, we don’t have any instructions!

Yes! You can use a dildo rocker for anal play. You will need to make sure the dildo either has a flared base or it attaches securely (i.e., locks into place) and there is no chance of it accidentally detaching from the machine.

For the frame, any sturdy material like metal or wood will do. For the covers, you’ll just want something that’s comfortable against your skin. The most important material is the material of the dildo! When possible, we always suggest going with a non-porous material like silicone.

We only feature shops we trust, so you can shop with peace of mind. Simply find the right rocker for you and click on the link to go to the shop!

There are a number of different ways you can do this. However, having your partner watch you use the monkey rocker is one popular option. Another popular option is using the rocker and your partner’s penis at the same time for some double-penetration fun!

What is a dildo glider?

A dildo glider, also known as a sex glider or monkey rocker, is a manual sex machine that you can use with your favorite dildo for hands-free penetration. They are fantastic for recreating the rocking and grinding pleasure of riding sex positions, like Cowgirl or Reverse Cowgirl, that many people enjoy. Plus, they leave your hands free for any other stimulation you crave! What is a Monkey Rocker? A monkey rocker is a type of sex machine that’s user-powered. Also known as a dildo rocker, the user simply mounts the rocker and rocks back & forth to use the machine.

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