Lifelike Lover – The 7 Best Realistic Dildos from Lovehoney

This Lifelike Lover offers amazing value for the money. It’s not even made from PVC (unlike a lot of other alternatives)! That said, while it may be a jack of all trades, these same qualities are the reason that some people may find it a bit lackluster. Measuring six inches long, this model certainly isn’t going to win any size competitions. It also has a girth of 1.27”, which may be underwhelming for some. For the average person, we think this dildo is a great option! However, if you’re a self-described size king or queen, this probably isn’t the dildo for you.

This Lifelike Lover is their budget-friendly option. As such, a few cuts have been made. Whether or not these cuts matter to you will decide whether this toy is a good match for you. Firstly, this toy is made from PVC, rather than silicone. Secondly, the veins on the shaft are oversized, making it look less realistic than alternative models. That said, the dildo itself performs well, offering decent length and plenty of girth to go around. If you don’t mind the few shortcomings that have been taken with this model then we say it’s a good investment!

The Lifelike Lover Basic Slimline is a beginner-friendly anal dildo. As such, it’s not very big. This works well for its target audience, but it also means that more experienced users probably won’t get much enjoyment out of this toy. Being made from PVC, you will experience a slight rubbery smell the first time you take this toy out of its box. We recommend washing it before use, and continuing to wash it after every use (this will greatly help the smell go away!). There’s nothing particularly special about this toy, but it doesn’t claim to be special either. What it is is exactly what is advertised: the perfect introductory anal toy!

Compared to a non-vibrating dildo, this Lifelike Lover has a lot to offer your sex life! With vibrations, a suction cup base, the ability to be used safely in water, and a rechargeable internal battery, this toy seems to have it all. However, there are a few additional things to consider. As noted by a few users, the materials used to make this toy aren’t top-tier, so you shouldn’t expect this toy to last for years. The vibrations themselves aren’t the strongest, but this ultimately comes down to personal preference. Lastly, the button placement is poor, but this shouldn’t be an issue (since you have a remote!). It may not be the perfect remote control vibrating dildo, but—considering the low price and decent variety of features—we think it’s worth picking up anyway.

This Lifelike Lover isn’t for the beginner; it’s best suited for the experienced user. If that sounds like you then you’ll probably enjoy this toy! Girthy and lengthy, it provides a pretty good bang for your buck. That said, it is made of PVC, which is a bit of a downside. Like most dildos, it also doesn’t come with a case for storage, so you’ll need to find a safe, discreet place to store this bad boy yourself. The few downsides of this dildo are pretty common across other dildos, so—while that doesn’t necessarily excuse them—we wouldn’t consider them deal-breakers. Bottom line: if you like size, you’ll love this toy!

Like many other strapless strap-on toys, this Lifelike Lover can take some getting used to. Since it doesn’t have straps, you’ll likely need a bit of practice before you can easily position and use this toy. As this is fairly common we can’t really count it against the toy, but it’s nonetheless something you should be aware of. One thing we really liked about this toy is that it’s made of silicone! This makes it body-safe, which is especially important if you’re planning on wearing it for extended periods of time. Sure, it’s not perfect, but—for what it is—we think this toy offers excellent value for the money. No matter what you’re planning on using it for, this Lifelike Lover is one you’ll enjoy!

Many people have complained about the ejaculating function of this Lifelike Lover toy. With these types of toys, such complaints are fairly common. Let’s be honest: getting these types of toys to come “just right” is extremely hard! If you’re not willing to work on getting your technique perfect then this toy may be too frustrating for you. However, this toy really excels as a general dildo, which is one of its redeeming qualities. The texture and external detailing are extremely realistic, although the size may leave you wishing it was a bit longer. So, is this toy worth it? Well, that depends. If you’re willing to work towards the perfect technique or just want a well-crafted dildo then it’s a great option. However, if you’re after an easy-to-use toy then you may want to consider other toys.