Selfdelve – The 6 Best Dildos for Getting Frisky with Food

   Isabelle Uren
Rustle a whole feast of fun with SelfDelve’s incredible range of realistic fruit and veg dildos. Playing with your food never felt so good! In this review, we’ll give you the low down on our favorite SelfDelve dildos that really do look good enough to eat.
1 Test Winner

SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo

 Marshmallow

  • love a sweet treat!
  • prefer softer silicone dildos
  • want a dildo for vaginal use
  • enjoy dildos with pronounced textures

Marshmallow

  • prefer a firmer dildo
  • want an anal safe dildo

Indulge in some sweet seduction with this beautiful marshmallow from SelfDelve. The soft, squishy dildo feels incredible to squeeze, and the colorful twists add some delicious texture that pleases with every movement. This sweet treat is made from body-safe silicone and comes in it’s very own storage tin.

  • Pretty, playful design
  • Soft silicone
  • Pronounced textures
  • Comes with a storage tin

  • Not anal safe
  • Can get slippery with lube
Marshmallow
Length8.75 inches
Insertable length7.75 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin

Did you ever see a more delicious looking dildo! Whether you have a food fetish or just love a cute design, this marshmallow dildo is a dream! The twisting texture is deep enough that you can really feel it and get a good massage as you move it. The end can become a little slippery if you get lube on it, but aside from that, this is an amazing dildo!

2 Beginners

SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo

 Curved Banana

  • love a curved g-spot dildo
  • like the idea of a color changing dildo
  • enjoy a medium firm dildo

Curved Banana

  • want a dildo for anal use
  • don't enjoy a pronounced curve
  • prefer a full feeling

Get fruity with SelfDelve’s banana dildo! This curved beauty is designed to please your g-spot with a delicious massage. With a medium firmness and smaller size, this banana dildo is a great beginner’s option. Plus you can watch the banana ripen from green to yellow as it changes color with your body temperature.

  • Deep curve for g-spot pleasure
  • Heat reactive color change
  • Fun discreet design
  • Comes with a storage tin

  • Not anal safe
  • Might be too curved for some
Curved Banana
Length9 inches
Insertable length6.3 inches
Diameter1.3 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin

Ah the banana — the most sexually suggestive of all the fruits! This curved dildo makes it really easy to target the front wall of your vagina for some great g-spot stimulation. It’s also pretty funny to watch the color ‘ripen’ — what a super power! The size is unintimidating and is suitable for anyone who has some experience of penetration, either with a dildo or penis.

3 G-Spot

SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

 Curved Cucumber

  • love intense g-spot stimulation
  • are looking for deeper penetration
  • prefer light textures

Curved Cucumber

  • prefer a shorter toy

Enjoy deep stimulation with this curved cucumber dildo. Measuring 0.9 inches in diameter at the narrowest point and 1.6 inches at the widest point and a juicy 10 inches long, this dildo has a lot to offer! The design has a light texture that adds a subtle layer of stimulation and adds to the realism of the cucumber. Made with SelfDelve’s medium firm silicone, the cucumber dildo is firm but flexible.

  • Intense curve for targeted g-spot stimulation
  • Color changes with heat
  • Light texture
  • Fun, realistic design

  • Too long for beginners
  • Curve might be too intense for some
Curved Cucumber
Length10.6 inches
Insertable length9 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin

This dildo has a similar diameter to the banana dildo, but it’s longer and has a more intense curve, making it more intense to use and best suited to those with some experience who are looking for a long dildo for deeper penetration. The design is super realistic and like SelfDelve’s other dildos, it changes color from dark to light green as it heats up. The textural details on the cucumber are very subtle and can’t be felt so much when in use.

4 Cervix

SelfDelve Pepper Dildo

 Pepper

  • love a bit of spice!
  • want to explore deep vaginal stimulation
  • enjoy targeted, pinpoint stimulation

Pepper

  • prefer a rounded or bulbous tip
  • want a soft dildo
  • want an anal dildo

Can you handle the spice? Turn up the heat with this hot chili dildo! The thin tapered tip measures just 0.5 inches, and at 9.25 inches long, is perfect for exploring deeper stimulation of the a-spot or cervix. The diameter increases down the shaft, reaching a satisfying 1.75 inches at the widest point. Enjoy watching the color transform from red to orange as the your body heats the silicone.

  • Spicy and discreet design
  • Tapered tip for pinpoint massage
  • Perfect for cervix stimulation
  • Firm silicone
  • Color changes with body heat

  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Unusual shape won't suit all tastes
Pepper
Length9.25 inches
Insertable length8 inches
Diameter1 - 2 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin

This is the perfect sex toy for all the spice lovers out there! The irregular shape can feel a little unusual and probably won’t suit anyone looking for a full feeling but it is great for targeted stimulation. This is the absolute only time I would recommend putting a chili anywhere near your vulva! The chili is made using firm silicone, so if you love soft, squishy dildos, this won’t be the one for you, but it’s amazing for anyone that loves a firm touch.

5 Wide Girth

SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo

 Eggplant

  • love girthy toys
  • prefer smooth textures
  • enjoy soft silicone

Eggplant

  • are new penetrative toys
  • want a firm dildo
  • are looking for an anal dildo

The sexual innuendo is strong in this one! We all know what it means! But now it’s not only an emoji — you can enjoy an eggplant for real! Made from deliciously soft silicone with a bulbous end, the eggplant dildo delivers a wonderfully full sensation. As your body warms the dildo, the color transforms from a deep purple to a vivid blue.

  • Satisfying girth
  • Cheeky eggplant design
  • Soft silicone
  • Bulbous tip for extreme feelings of fullness
  • Color changing

  • Too thick for those with less experience
Eggplant
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 - 2.4 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin

Usually it’s the eggplant getting stuffed, but not this time! This girthy, soft dildo is perfect for anyone that loves a full feeling sensation and is great to clench around. As the dildo is 2.4 inches at it’s widest point, this is definitely one for those with more experience of girthy toys and you will want to use a good amount of lubrication to help things along!

6 Textured

Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo

 Corn on the Cob

  • love textured dildos
  • prefer a softer dildo
  • want a dildo for grinding against

Corn on the Cob

  • want a firm dildo
  • prefer smooth dildos
  • want an anal dildo

It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (lube). Corn really has had it’s five minutes fame recently but SelfDelve were ahead of the game with this amazing corn dildo. The intricate, knobbly texture provides teasing stimulation as you move the dildo in and out or round and round. The soft silicone also changes from dark to light yellow with heat.

  • Delicious textures add stimulation
  • Great for internal or external stimulation
  • Soft silicone
  • Color changes when warm

  • Too soft for some
Corn on the Cob
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin

This is by far the best option for anyone who loves a textured dildo — the kernels create a rippling sensation as they glide in and out. The soft silicone also makes this feel even better and prevents it from being too intense. As well as feeling great internally, the texture of corn dildo can feel fantastic for external clitoral stimulation. The color change is more subtle in this dildo as it only changes from dark to light yellow.

7

Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo

 Asparagus

  • enjoy textured dildos
  • prefer a slim design
  • want a firm dildo

Asparagus

  • want a feeling of fullness
  • prefer a soft dildo
  • want a rounded tip

The textured tip of this asparagus dildo feels fantastic for clitoral or g-spot stimulation. Made from firm silicone, the dildo holds its shape, making it great for a firm massage. At 9.3 inches long, you can also explore deeper stimulation for some A-spot pleasure! The asparagus has a purple tip and green stem at room temperature that changes to a light green when heated.

  • Firm, slim wand style dildo
  • Tapered tip
  • Textured tip for unique sensations
  • Color changing

  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Slim design won't suit all tastes
Asparagus
Length9.3 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.4 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin

This is definitely a more unusual texture when it comes to dildos with most of the texture concentrated in the tip. While this might not be to everyone’s liking, it can feel great when massaged over your g-spot or clitoris. The firm, thin design makes it easy to explore deep targeted stimulation of the A-spot as well.

Self Delve Anal Plug

Given the realism and the fact that most fruits and veggies don’t come with a flared base for anal safe play, most of Selfdelve’s toys are only suitable for external or vaginal play. However, they do have an incredibly cute mushroom butt plug!

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug - Self Delve Anal Plug
It might not be the magic kind of mushroom but this beautiful butt plug will take your tush on a trip! This slim butt plug is made from color-changing silicone that transforms to a yellow color with your body heat!

Why Choose a Veggie dildo?

Even after seeing all of these amazing designs, you might be thinking but why would I want a dildo that looks like a vegetable? While having your way with a Selfdelve dildo doesn’t count as one of your five a day, there are plenty of other reasons to bag yourself a food-based dildo!

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely - Why Choose a Veggie dildo?
We’ve all heard of someone using a banana or a cucumber in a pinch. And for some people, food has a certain sexual appeal. Unfortunately, using real food as a dildo comes with some serious risks. Purpose-made silicone dildos, on the other hand, are a safe way to have sex with food!

Discreet

Discreet - Why Choose a Veggie dildo?
The artistry in Selfdelve’s dildo is incredible and you would be hard pushed to guess these were dildos. You don’t know unless you know, ya know!

Interesting textures

Interesting textures - Why Choose a Veggie dildo?
Fruits and veggies have lots interesting textural details like bumpy corn on the cob or asparagus leaves! These details add extra pleasing sensations as you move the dildo.

Fun

Fun - Why Choose a Veggie dildo?
And maybe the most obvious reason of all! They are so much fun! Sex should be playful and what better way than with a mushroom butt plug or eggplant dildo, especially ones that change color with your body heat!

How to use a Selfdelve Dildo

The majority of Selfdelve dildos are made for external or vaginal use as they don’t have a flared base. Here’s how to use yours for maximum pleasure.

Use lube!

Use lube!

Add plenty of water-based lubrication to your dildo.

Explore external erogenous zones

Explore external erogenous zones

The textural details on Selfdelve’s dildos can feel fantastic when rubbed against your nipples, clitoris, labia, or perineum for some food-based foreplay.

Explore internal pleasure

Explore internal pleasure

Curved dildos are great for some deep g-spot massage, while long slim designs are perfect for exploring a-spot or deep stimulation. Remember, use plenty of lube and take it slowly!

How to clean a SelfDelve dildo

You can clean your SelfDelve dildo using warm water and a mild soap or sex toy cleaner. It can also be heated in boiling water for a deep clean. SelfDelve say that it can safely be heated to 356°F.

FAQ

There are three different types of silicone used in SelfDelve dildos — soft, medium, and firm.

SelfDelve recommend using the Pjur water-based lubricants as these have been tested but any water-based lubrication is fine to use!

SelfDelve add thermochromic pigments to their silicone, which changes color when heated by your body or in warm water.

What is a Selfdelve Dildo?

SelfDelve make high-quality silicone dildos and sex toys that look exactly food. While their main focus is dildos, they also make butt plugs, sleeves, and ball gags. They have three ranges — the Garden of Eden range features fruit and vegetable dildos, and the Silicone Sweets range has delicious candy themed sex toys! These dildos don't only look delicious, they feel incredible too! The range has interesting textures that add delicious stimulation. Not to mention, they are incredibly discreet!

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