Zumio Review — The 4 Most Innovative Clitoral Stimulators

The Zumio I offers elliptical rotation which, if you’ve no idea what that is, means the head moves in more of an oval pattern rather than a circular motion. I’ll be honest though, it moves that fast you’ll be hard pressed to know what shape it’s moving in! And that is kind of what also stops the Zumio I from getting a full 5 stars for me. The whole draw of Zumio is that it doesn’t use vibrations so there’s supposed to be a no buzzy sensation. But there’s some definite buzzy rather than rumbly action going on with the Zumio I. Which begs the question, if it looks like a vibrator, feels like a vibrator and sounds like a vibrator, then it probably is a vibrator! That’s not to say that the Zumio I is bad, far from it! I think it actually does an incredible job. But it is very intense, even with that broader tip to diffuse some of the sensation it’s still super powerful. In my opinion it’s not a toy for super sensitive clits or for anyone who gets easily overstimulated. It’s also worth adding in at this point that all the Zumio models in this list come with a huge 16 hour charge time!

The Zumio E has the ability to offer both pinpoint and slightly broader stimulation unlike any of the other Zumio models. You’re definitely not going to get the level of diffusion you get from the Zumio I but I think that the water droplet shape does allow for some variety of stimulation. The flatter sides do offer a slightly broader feeling but if you want super precise sensations then you can you the very tip of the Zumio E. Again, it’s a extremely powerful clit stimulator and very much seems like a vibrator to me. The Zumio E does have the same elliptical motion as the Zumio I but again its really fast and very powerful. I do like that they’ve created a model with a curved, rigid neck so for those that struggle with the shorter necks of other Zumio models, I think this may overcome some of the problems. I do like that this looks a little sleeker than all the other Zumio models thanks to the black colourway. If you’re completely new to precise clit stimulators then the Zumio E isn’t a bad choice but the firmness, the shape of the head and the intensity may not make it as suitable for complete beginners as the Zumio S or the Zumio E.

The Zumio X is the original Zumio model. It still super intense which I think is upped even more on this model due to the medium sized rounded tip. The snag with this Zumio model is that it’s extremely precise, perhaps TOO precise and therefore I’d say it’s only for those that know their pleasure points extremely well. The Zumio X will take a bit of exploring with to hit the right spot so don’t expect instant gratification. This is where it loses marks for me because for novices not well versed in their exact pleasure spots, this Zumio could be too difficult to use. Even for those that are very well acquainted with their own bodies, this could prove a pretty tricky to get right and take too long to hit the right area, that instant thrill factor certainly isn’t there for me with this model. Again it moves so fast that it’s hard to understand why Zumio claim that their toys replicate finger movements. Especially is a toy with a head this precise! I personally don’t see how the Zumio X replicates the finger rub method at all! If you’ve got the patience to explore then I don’t think the Zumio X is necessarily a bad choice but the other Zumio models will certainly get you off a lot quicker!

I like that Zumio understood that their clit stimulators may be too intense for some people so they created a Zumio model for these that prefer less intense stimulation. There’s no missing out on the Zumio experience for anyone now! I do think it is still one of the more intense clit stimulators out there, that’s just due to the precise nature of all Zumios. However the large round tip does go some way to diffusing the intensity to provide a powerful but gentler experience. On a personal note, I do quite like to soft pastel purple colour of the Zumio S. I think it perfectly plays into that idea of this Zumio being a softer and gentler clit stimulator. Unfortunately the design of all Zumios, including the Zumio S, makes them a precise clit stimulator. If you struggle with such precise stimulation or finding the right spot with a precison tip then I think the Zumio S could still be difficult for you to use.