Biird Lumii Review

   Cassie Mørch
Sep 5, 2024


Cassie Mørch
: 26
: Experienced
: Female
: Bisexual
: Le Wand Hoop Stainless Steel Dildo

  • enjoy strong clitoral suction toys
  • need a travel-friendly toy
  • love sex toys with cute designs and holographic materials
  • want a clit sucker to use in the shower or bath

  • have a larger than average clitoris and need full coverage
  • want a clitoral suction toy that also vibrates

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The Biird Lumii is a cute little clitoral suction toy that envelops your clit and pampers it with strong air pulse stimulation. It has a single-button interface that makes it super easy to use. Explore the 7 different suction intensities with one simple click! It's coated in super soft silicone and has glossy, iridescent sides of ABS plastic. It's also completely waterproof and perfect for any aquatic adventures. The Biird Lumii comes with a gorgeous multi-purpose, holographic storage case with a small mirror.

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An Answer to All My Sex Toy Prayers

When I first received the Biird Lumii I was absolutely elated. Everything about it – the design, the packaging, the materials, the features – was perfect. It was like Biird had deliberately been reading all of my sex toy reviews and created a product that lived up to all of my hopes and dreams about what a sex toy could be. I know, that’s probably not the case! Still, I really felt like the aesthetic of the packaging and the iridescent, holographic accents speak to my soul in a very unique way! 10/10 for presentation.

Good Things Come in Small Packages

Now, the last thing I needed was for the Biird Lumii to be all looks and no substance. It may look like the perfect match but could this tiny little clit sucker actually feel as good as other clit suckers out there? The short answer is YES. On their website, Biird even suggests not to judge the Lumii by it’s size, and that it packs quite a punch for something so small. I admit, I was a bit skeptical. But once I took it for a spin, I was flabbergasted. I didn’t even make it past the 4 or 5 intensity setting before I was overstimulated and had to turn it down a bit! My current go-to is the Womanizer Premium Eco which is, by far, the most powerful clit sucker I’ve ever used. While the Biird Lumii may not reach quite the same intensity, the overall sensation is just as stimulating because of the deep pulses.

A Word on Size…

Between the two products, I think the Lumii is much more versatile (fully waterproof), more quiet, and more travel-friendly, and I would definitely pick that as my travel buddy. For everyday use at home, the Womanizer stands out because of one (very important) distinguishing factor: the size of the suction nozzle. I personally prefer the sensation of clit suckers fully enveloping my clit to create a suction seal. The suction nozzle on the Biird Lumii is definitely on the smaller size. While this may work for some people, it will only be able to provide a more superficial kind of stimulation for those with slightly larger clits. It wasn’t necessarily a problem for me since I very much still was able to enjoy the Lumii. Still, I definitely prefer a toy that fully envelops my clit. I would have loved to see the Lumii come with different sizes of removable suction nozzles or simply offer a version with a larger nozzle.

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The Biird Lumii is one of the cutest sex toys I have ever owned. The elegant design is one of the reasons I love it so much. I want to show it everyone I meet because it's so cute! It's super compact and lightweight, making it very easy to hold and perfect for traveling with. The only point of critique I have regarding the design is that the suction nozzle is on the smaller side and may not be a good fit for those with a larger clit.

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Since the Biird Lumii has a single-button interface, it is incredibly easy to operate. In fact, it's easier to use compared to other similar sex toys because it turns on with a single click rather than pressing the button for 3 or 5 seconds. It only has 7 intensities and no patterns, which I actually think makes it even more simple to use. One small con about only having one button is that you have to cycle through all the settings to lower the intensity.

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Nothing about the Biird Lumii makes me believe that it is a poor quality toy. The materials are 100% body-safe, the performance is great, the packaging is gorgeous and informative, and the storage case is even designed for multi-purpose use! Now, I haven't owned it for very long so I can't speak to the toy's longevity. So far, however, there are absolutely no red flags in regards to the quality of the Biird Lumii.

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This is one of the more puzzling things about the Biird Lumii. While it's not necessarily a "cheap" toy, it's definitely a lot more affordable compared to other high quality clit suckers on the market. I own products that are far more expensive and are far less impressive in terms of performance. I definitely think the Biird Lumii is worth every penny, and I love seeing a good quality product (with a gorgeous design) available to people who maybe can't afford those high-end luxury brands.

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The Biird Lumii exceeded my expectations in terms of performance. This was definitely where I was the most skeptical. After trying it out a few times, I have been humbled and will never again underestimate the power behind such a small sex toy. For something that powerful it was actually surprisingly quiet. I wouldn't say whisper-quiet, but it's definitely roommate-proof! One of my favorite things about the Biird Lumii is that it's 100% waterproof. It makes cleaning a breeze and it's great for bringing with you in the shower or bath.

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This is probably my favorite part of the owning the Biird Lumii. I actually want to display the box in my home because it's SO CUTE. I still haven't put away the packaging because it's so nice to look at! From the outside, the box is also pretty discreet and very elegant, and the holographic accents are just *chef's kiss*. It's not just a pretty face because the inside of the box offers some more information about the product and how to use it.

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The Biird Lumii is made of super soft silicone and has sides of glossy ABS plastic. Both materials are non-porous and 100% body-safe. Since the Lumii is fully waterproof it's super easy to clean. Rinse it in warm water, wash with a mild, unscented soap, and dry off completely. Then you can store it safely away from dust and lint the gorgeous, holographic storage case!

Suction Modes7
Length2.79 inches
Width1.22 inches
Height3.03 inches
DiameterSuction nozzle: 0.62 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone, ABS plastic
RechargeableYes
Battery Life120 minutes
Charging Time150 minutes
Travel LockYes
Storage Bag IncludedYes
Colors AvailableLilac, Mint

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  • Adorable design!
  • Fully waterproof
  • Super compact and travel-friendly
  • The packaging and storage case is really impressive and practical

  • Single-button control means you have to scroll through settings
  • Small suction nozzle may not fit a larger clitoris

I absolutely love the Biird Lumii! The design is stunning and the packaging fits perfectly into my personal aesthetic. I adore how cute and compact it is, and the holographic storage case makes it the perfect travel buddy. Now, the sensations definitely don't match the size. The 7 suction modes offer a pretty wide range of intensity, and I even found myself overwhelmed with the higher settings! The single-button interface does make sense for such a small and simple toy, but I wish there was a way to control the intensity without having to scroll through each setting. The suction nozzle is also quite small. While this wasn't necessarily a problem for me, I would have liked to see something a bit more accommodating to different clitoris sizes.