Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Tentacled Dildo Review
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- Enjoy medium sized, interesting shaped toys
- Enjoy fantasy sex toys or role play
- Like intense textures
- Are beginner in anal
- Find too much texture uncomfortable
- Are not into larger toys
The toy looks like to me like a tentacle of a octopus, but with a light twist which goes around, creating a screw-like design! It's made of body-safe silicone, as it should be. It's safe to use anally or vaginally, but it could too pointy when used vaginally.
This fantasy dildo is really fantastic. I loved it! The length, the width, the sucker texture and that you can actually screw it inside you! I was expecting it to be larger, but it is just the right size really for an intermediate user. I think the colour is great! As soon as I got it, I jumped right into action. I lubed it up and inserted it. As I am an advanced user of anal toys, I could sit on it straight away. Now the really fun part is when you pull it out! OMG, it really twists things inside and the little suckers on the tentacle create a lot of sensation! After going back and forth, I attached it to the bath (it has a suction base!) and gave it a good riding. At one stage, I finally felt that the last bit at the bottom of the shaft, where it’s thickest, went inside. What a feeling! After I kept on riding on it, my arousal kept building and I had a great climax while fully sitting on it.
The Lord Kraken has an amazing design! The suckers on the tentacle look and feel great as does the whole twisting tentacle. I only wish it would have had a bulge at the middle, to keep it inside. The fantasy part is amazing! I am the owner of some dog's penis shaped toys and they have an amazing knot. However this is great in a different way, the twist makes it feel like an octopus's tentacle is reaching your insides — a very interesting feeling! As long as you pump in a lot of lube, it really feels like the suckers stick to your insides for a unique but very nice feeling!
This dildo is super easy to use, just lube up and ride. It is waterproof so it can be used in the bath too. The suction cup sticks really well to surfaces, especially if you moisten it. The dildo is medium firm. It's not as soft as SquarePeg dildos but nearly. Insertion is very easy as it's pointy. Once in, it's super easy to ride!
This dildo is made from quality silicone silicone! It feels well made and expensive. The suction cup base also holds very well.
The price is 50/50. You pay the premium for the quality, but I think it is totally worth it. It came with a simple box and some lube inside. However, I always use my own, J Lube.
The Lord Kraken Tentacle Dildo totally lived up to what I expected. I only wish it would've been larger and longer, but that is a personal preference. The suction bits on the side really feel like they attach to your insides and gives them a nice little suck when you pull it out.
It came in simple carton packaging with a few bits of paperwork and lube sample. The packaging could be a bit more discreet, but it came in a discreet black box (from Lovehoney) and there were no excess packaging.
As it's made with 100% silicone, you can wash it with soap/dishwasher and use water based lube or J Lube. I prefer to clean it in the dishwasher but it can is be boiled as well as it's silicone. The intricate texture wasn't the easiest to clean and you should make sure to clean in all the little gaps. I recommend cleaning yourself out before using as well. Unfortunately, there's no storage bag but I don't mind so much as it's silicone.
| Length | 8.3 inches |
| Insertable length | 7 inches |
| Diameter | 1-2 inches |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
- Suckers create a great sensation
- The girth of the bottom
- Quality silicone
- Twisting design
- Slightly too small for longer session
- Could have more size options
- Could be uncomfortable vaginally
I really loved this one! It's a totally fun, great quality fantasy dildo! I really enjoyed how the the whole thing can just be screwed into you! I would recommend it as long as you can take bigger dildos. I would say it's an intermediate level toy. I couldn't give it a 5 because it does not have a bump or knot at the bottom to keep the dildo inside. It is great for riding but having a little indent on the bottom would make it perfect. Also the last 1 cm you simply cannot get in because it joins the base!

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