Mr Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo Review
Felicia Roy
Felicia Roy
| : | 32 |
| : | medium - I'm still exploring the wonderful world of sex toys! |
| : | female |
| : | Bisexual |
| : | Inya The Rose Vibrator |
- really enjoy fantasy dildos, and are looking for something different
- love creativity, and intricate designs on your toys
- like larger-scale toys
- love the feeling of ridges/ribbing
- have grip/mobility issues and don't plan on getting the Vac-U-Hole option
- want a toy with little to no texture
- are trying out larger/fantasy dildos for the first time (go for the smaller size!)
- are looking for something a little more tame, and more lifelike
The Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey's Toys is probably the most interesting toy I own. The design is very unique, the head is jagged around the edge and has protruding ribbing along the shaft. The Seahorse Dildo, in size medium, in the colour metallic purple, is 5.75 inches in circumference at the tip, 8.40 inches in circumference near the middle, tapering to 9.90 inches at the base. It is 11.90 inches overall, with 10.00 inches of insertable length, and made up of platinum-cured grade silicone that feels great on the skin, and inside of you! You can also use this size with a strap-on that has 3 inch ring, and there's the option of adding a Vac-U-Hole that you can use with a suction cup attachment if you want to explore the depths hands-free.
Siren Song Calling
Seeing the Seahorse Dildo on the Mr. Hankey’s website was like a force pulling me directly to it. I instantly loved the look, and being a mermaid fan myself, I couldn’t help but to think “this will do great for my weird obsession with mer-people junk”. I do realize it’s called a Seahorse Dildo, but to me I see more of a mermaid theme! So, I decided to go with the size medium, in the metallic purple, with the med/firm flexibility, and no Vac-U-Hole. It wasn’t long after, that I learned what a Vac-U-Hole is; it’s so you can buy a suction-cup attachment for the Seahorse, and I won’t lie, I’m still salty that I misunderstood things at the checkout! My first impressions of this fantasy dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys was halfway between “wow this is so cool, I can’t wait to try it” and “I hope it fits”. Luckily, entry during playtime was easier than I had anticipated and I had no issues with that. I did however have issues using it solo, so yet again, I needed to ask for my hubby’s assistance! Once we were lubed and warmed up, things went fairly smoothly.Under the Sheets
I really do love the look of the design of the Seahorse Dildo, but I wouldn’t be giving an honest review if I said I enjoyed the feel of all the extra ridging, and heavy texture. I may have enjoyed the smaller size and softer firmness a bit more, but I think this configuration was a bit more than I could chew. It wasn’t painful, more so uncomfortable when things started getting hot and heavy. Maybe I need some more practice? Or maybe it’s just not the toy for me — all I know is, as of right now, I’ll be avoiding anything with such heavy textured designs, and prominent edges in the future. Having the suction cup attachment hole would probably have made it a bit more fun, and a little easier to use, but again, I just wasn’t a fan of how it felt during playtime. Not to mention, cleaning all the ridges was a bit tedious for my liking!Swimming the Squally Sea
Overall, the Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys is great quality, a good price, very versatile and has plenty of customization options. If you’re looking for a solid fantasy toy, with a lot of texture, and plenty of options to choose from, then this is the toy for you! I definitely suggest anyone trying out this type of toy for the first time to go for the smaller size and see how it goes! If you’re a more experienced swimmer, then the larger sizes are perfect! I would recommend this dildo to anyone looking into fantasy play who likes a rougher ride! For my own personal liking though, I’ll stick to the smoother textures!
The design for the Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey's is by far the most intricate, and ridged toy I've yet to own. To me, the Seahorse Dildo looks and feels luxurious and the colour is beautiful. The feel of the silicone is soft to the touch, but firm when in use, and works great with water-based lube. For me personally, there's just a bit too much going on. When I first saw the toy I thought I'd really enjoy all the ridges and bumps, unfortunately during play time there were too many sensations going on for my preferences, and in the end it was hard for me to reach orgasm. If you love the feeling of ridges and bumps, then the Seahorse Dildo is perfect for you! Overall, I love the idea of this toy, just didn't expect it to be so over-stimulating.
Using the Seahorse Dildo without a Vac-U-Hole, and without a strap-on certainly has its challenges, as again, Mr. Hankey's Toys are on the larger, heavier side. Most likely anyone with grip or mobility issues would have a more difficult time using this toy solo, so if you're looking for a toy just for your own personal use without a partner, I highly suggest going the extra mile by adding the hole and getting the attachment suction cup that you can purchase separately. I will admit getting it inside of me was easier and less painful than some of the previous toys I've tested since it has a tapered tip, and I'm more than happy to have it along with my thing-a-ma-bobs of plenty.
The Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey's is made up of platinum-cured silicone, making it body-safe, waterproof and very durable. Even without the Vac-U-Hole and suction cup attachment it is very sturdy when you stand it up on its base! Although, having the attachment or a 3-inch strap-on ring would make it much more enjoyable in my personal opinion, it's still a good reliable toy on its own. The quality of the silicone feels and performs like a high quality toy would, and honestly, all the toys I've received from Mr. Hankey's have not let me down with their dildo-making finesse!
The Seahorse Dildo starts at $129.95 and goes up from there depending on what size, colour, firmness, and extra add-ons (the U-Vac hole/attachment suction-cup) you get. The size I got is the size Medium, in the metallic purple, with the med/firm flexibility, and I'd say the toy is most certainly worth it's price! The details alone make it worth the money, forget all the options you have to choose from! You don't get any extra's when you purchase this toy other than a Mr. Hankey's sticker, but I personally love stickers so it worked for me! If you're looking for a tour of the bottom of the ocean without breaking the bank, the Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey's will take you where it is better, and most definitely wetter!
If you go over to the Mr. Hankey's website, you will see that the Seahorse Dildo has a solid 4.9 stars! If that's not convincing enough on it's own, then I hope this article will help lure you in with its siren call! All of the reviews state how much they love the size, the feel of the texture, and the quality, as well as the longevity of the toy itself. I personally, have mixed feelings about the look, feel, and overall idea of this dildo. It tickles my mermaid fantasy, however, I feel like for my needs, there's just a bit too much going on. Don't get me wrong, the toy was fun to use, but for me there were too many sensations for me to really focus on what I was feeling, and was hard for me to climax.
Like all the toys I've received from Mr. Hankey's the Seahorse dildo came in a sealed plastic wrap with a Mr. Hankey's Sticker. There's nothing appealing or eye-catching about the packaging itself, but since the plastic wrapping is clear, you can see the toy for what it is, which is eye-catching all on it's own! I do love the sticker that comes with it, but I really wish they came with some form of storage container as it's really hard to find a spot to keep it out of the way, and hidden from dust and dirt particles, so if you're someone who likes extravagant packing with lots of extra's, these might not be what you're looking for!
When it comes to silicone dildos, the easiest and most sufficient way to clean them is with a warm, mild-soap "bath", and your favourite toy cleanser. After the soapy bath, spritz your toy down, let it sit for the directions recommended time, and rinse! I always like to do an extra wash with soap and water after the cleanser but some cleansers say its safe to use after a good rinse with warm water. This particular toy has a lot of ridges and extra crevasses, so you will want to pay a little closer attention while scrubbing this guy down! The website also states you can use silicone lubricants with the Seahorse dildo (and their other toys) but I'm a creature of habit and will always use water-based lubricants! Don't forget to let your toy air dry and then find a hidden cave to tuck it away from prying eyes!
| Length | Medium size: 11.9 inches |
| Insertable length | Medium size: 10 inches |
| Diameter | Medium size: 3.2 inches |
| Flexibility | 4 Firmness Options |
| Materials | Platinum-Cured Silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | 25 Different Options |
- Versatile for all types of fun
- Ribbed for your pleasure
- Customizable for your personal needs
- Indulges your mermaid/ocean fantasies
- Texture can be a bit rough
- Medium firmness was a bit too hard for me
- Would be better with the Vac-U-Hole/strap on attachments
- Not for beginners!
Grab your seashell bikini and your mermaid tail! The Seahorse Dildo from Mr. Hankey's is about to take you on a deep dive through the ruins of ancient Atlantis. With ridges, bumps, and all sorts of humps, this Seahorse Dildo sure knows how to bring tides of pleasure for anyone who dares to brave the caps of the waves! With 24 options for colour, and customization choices for your darkest fantasy needs, Mr. Hankey's Seahorse dildo will fulfill any and all of your erotic aquatic reveries. Head over to the Mr. Hankey's Website to start your underwater adventure today!
