Biird Anii — Test & Review

When I first opened the packaging and saw this toy I wanted to squeal. It just gives off this expensive high-quality vibe that I absolutely love. I think glass toys are beautiful anyways, but the shape, design, and color are really stunning. The plug is mostly a deep blue color, but it has an iridescence to it so in the light it shines purples, pinks, yellows, and even a little green. Aside from being aesthetically pleasing and eye-catching, it is truly so comfortable and pleasurable because of the gentle and ergonomic shape.

Because this is a simple glass pug, there are no buttons or controls to fiddle with. As long as you have some beginner experience in anal penetration and lots of your favorite lube, it is incredibly easy to use. All you really need to do it relax, lube up, and insert it! After its sitting comfortably, you can leave it alone for the rest of your experience until you’re done. It is not overly heavy, and the round top is comfortable and easy to hold.

I have said it already and I will say it again, this toy is high-quality. Even just out of the box I was hit with this feeling of luxury. It is the perfect weight and size, and you can genuinely tell a lot of care and thought went into designing this plug. The glass is incredibly sturdy and smooth. Because of its transparent design, you can see all the way through the glass and there are no dings or air bubbles or imperfections in sight. The brand as a whole, feels like a luxury brand.

For a toy of this quality and general excellence, it is highly affordable. At only $39, you are absolutely getting your money’s worth out of it. This toy runs no risk of breaking or tearing up (unless maybe you’re planning on throwing it out of a 5-story window onto hard concrete) and could literally last you a lifetime of use. The toy also comes with a really nice vegan leather case which just added to the posh feel. High-quality toy + high-quality case + durability and comfort makes it a complete win in my book.

If I had any expectations beforehand, they were definitely exceeded. Of course, with a toy like this, you don’t have to worry about batteries or controls or charging or anything of that nature. This is a simple toy with high impact. It doesn’t need any extra bells or whistles to make it awesome. The attention to detail when it came to designing this toy is extremely apparent. The comfort and pleasure you will get out of this plug shows perfect performance.

Just like the toy and the storage case, the box that everything came in is amazing. You can really see the attention to detail that was put in to designing every aspect of this toy. I still have the box just because it’s so cute I couldn’t bring myself to recycle it. The design makes me think of luxury hand crafted perfume boxes because it has a cute little postcard-esque print on the front with all the basic information of the toy. It has some iridescent/holographic details that tie in perfect to the toy itself. I lovvvveeeedddd all of the little details, it made the whole experience feel special.

The Biird Anii is made out of high-quality, body-safe, hypoallergenic borosilicate glass that is incredibly sleek and durable. It isn’t overly heavy but offers enough “weight” to where you can really feel the quality of the glass. Because it is made from glass, you can clean it easy and quickly with just soap and water. Once you’re done using it and cleaning it, you can tuck it away safely in its beautiful and sturdy vegan leather case which also makes it perfect for traveling and storing discreetly!