Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock 5.5 Inch Review
Jesse Roberts
- Discreet shipping and billing
- 15% off by email sign-up
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Discreet shipping & billing
- 4.7/5 rating of 100k reviews
- FREE shipping on orders $59+
- Discreet shipping & billing
- Price matching
- FREE shipping on orders $35+
Jesse Roberts
| : | 30's |
| : | Experienced |
| : | Male |
| : | Pansexual |
| : | Oxy Beginners Ball Stretching Kit |
- want your dildo to squirt!
- have a cum fetish/fantasy
- like big balls
- you find very firm dildos uncomfortable
- you don't want a dildo that ejaculates
- don't like it girthy
This is a firm to hard PVC skin coloured dildo. It has a long tube coming from the base where you can attach the syringe included. With its ability to ejaculate the 'splooge juice' it adds to the fun and excitement to solo or couple play. The squirter is very simple to use. Fill the syringe with lube, attach it to the tube that runs through the toy and then shoot when you're ready. To complete the package, stick the suction cup base on any firm, smooth and flat surface for hands-free fun!
The Pros
This is a very easy to use squirting dildo. It does exactly what it’s supposed to and is not complicated, amping it an easy finish to any kind of play session. The ‘splooge juice’ is incredibly realistic. You definitely have to pay close attention to the instructions, don’t just add it to an unspecified volume of water and hope for the best. It really does look like the real deal folks! The cock is a good size. It depends on your preferences and what form of penetration you are using it for, but it has a nice thick girth and a fair length.The Cons
I found the PVC material to be way too hard. On the website it says “Firm but with just the right amount of give” however in my opinion there was just the firm without the give. The testicles are a weird size, shape and feel. Which I might have understood more if the fake spunk was passing through them. But it bypasses them completely leaving me to wonder why the design of the testicles is so poor. It’s pretty basic. I’m guessing there are some more upmarket versions of this on the market, this one feels a little bottom of the barrel if you ask me.
The cock itself looks good. The balls look weird though. Really oversized and not a realistic shape. At least I've never seen any balls like these, and I've seen a lot in my time! ;) It feels pretty basic. As stated it's too hard for me and therefor feels like it was probably made on the cheap side. The design of the ejaculating part is fine, nothing special though.
This toy is very easy to use. Just pay attention with how much water to use when diluting the splooge juice (not a fan of the name btw, just call it spunk or cum already!) The functionality of the toy is fine but again it doesn't really leave anything to the imagination.
It's not a terrible quality toy but to me it just feels cheap and basic. I don't like the material they've used, nor do I like the overall design. Out of the many dildo's I have I think this is probably at the bottom of the pile and I don't think it's likely I'll use it again.
It appears to be in a similar price range to other ejaculating toys. Without having experienced those myself it's hard to say if its price is fair to the market. Personally I would be disappointed spending this much on a toy that just didn't really do it for me. That doesn't mean to say it wouldn't be a great toy for someone else. It's all about personal preference at the end of the day. The toy includes a limited amount of fake cum, a syringe and a white storage bag.
In all honesty I found this toy disappointing, I think I expected something that was a bit more interesting. Perhaps if the quality of the material was different I would have had a better experience but it just made it a bit painful. I was impressed by how realistic the ejaculating fluid was though, it gets 10 out of 10 from me on that front.
They toy came in its own box containing all the accessories. The dildo was in a plastic wrapper which kept it protected. And there is a handy storage bag included if you'd prefer to store it on the down-low, as the box has a massive dick cumming across the front of it!
The materials are phthalate-free but unfortunately porous. It's fairly easy to wash as is completely waterproof though you need to pay attention to where the cock and balls meet on the underside. I thought the tube for the fake cum might be really hard to clean but it was actually really simple to rinse through with water.
| Length | 7.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 5.5 inches |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Materials | PVC |
| Allergies | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Diameter | 1.9 inches |
| Flexibility | Firm |
- Easy to use
- Realistic spunk
- Nice girth
- PVC feels too hard
- Strange shape to the testicles
- Overall feels pretty basic
This is a pretty average dildo with one special power, it ejaculates! If spunk is what you're into then an ejaculating dildo should be at the top of your list! With incredibly realistic cum, this dildo gives you the chance to really experience that load, again and again and again. Unfortunately, the dildo just didn't quite live up to my expectations and felt a little cheap and basic.
