Fun Factory Massage Bullet — Test & Review

   Karla del Ponte
May 22, 2024

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Karla del Ponte
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: Intermediate
: Woman
: Queer
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  • Enjoy intense vibrations
  • Like external stimulation
  • Want a small toy to carry/travel with you

  • Are on a tight budget
  • Worry about accidental activation in your bag
  • Want a hands-free toy
  • Want a whisper-quiet vibrator

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The Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is a lipstick-sized black plastic vibrator with a single button. Intense vibrations for external stimulation, through the clothes or under water as the bullet is waterproof.

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When I took the Fun Factory Massage Bullet out of the box and pressed the single button, it started vibrating so powerfully, I couldn’t keep my hand steady. Just from that, I knew its vibrations would be felt deep in my body, even through clothes. The impact of those vibrations was still felt in the hand and arm, up to the elbow, for next several minutes after use, and even longer in my vulva. Unless you’re really interested in intense vibrations, I think it would be better to hold the bullet in your hand against the clitoris because if you sit on the bullet, its vibrations go down the legs! That being said, the Massage Bullet does its job quickly, with pleasant build-up and release.

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In my opinion, the design of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet is basic, focused on making the button stand out. The opposite, slightly wider end of the toy contains the vibrating motor. This toy also comes only in black.

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Using this toy is extremely easy, as the Massage Bullet has just one big button, which is a different color and has some texture on the surface. This makes it easy to find, even when you're not looking at it. I use this bullet on the first setting as I'm not so big on vibration patterns. However, sometimes I couldn't press the button strongly enough because the vibrating bullet jerked too vigorously in my hand!

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The bullet has a high-quality feel to it, in terms of materials and construction. However, as the vibrations are really intense, the Massage Bullet gets pretty loud. It can be also heard from the rooms with shared walls, which might be inconvenient for customers with roommates.

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This is a mid-range priced toy, and still twice as cheap than the famous Tango X bullet but pricier than the Dare necklace bullet by Lovehoney. The cheapest alternatives often come with batteries, whereas the Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is rechargeable. Still, other manufacturers offer pouches, travel locks, velvety soft silicone surface, whisper-quietness, sleeker and colorful designs for mid-range price, while the Massage Bullet box contains just the essentials: the plastic bullet, its charger, a manual with warnings against misuse, and another manual with tips on solo and partnered play.

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The Massage Bullet is indeed as powerful as promised. The toy does its job quickly enough, its battery has no time to get hot!

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The design of the packaging is as simple as the design of the bullet itself: a small cardboard box which says that the Massage Bullet is waterproof and rechargeable.

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The bullet is made of body-safe plastic. It is waterproof and suitable for using in bath or shower, so the toy can be safely washed under the tap.

Vibration patterns3
Vibration speeds2
Length2.9 inches
Width3.1 inches
MaterialsABS Plastic
WaterproofYes
Battery Life45 - 90 minutes
RechargeableYes
Charging Time120 minutes
Travel LockNo
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableBlack

Fun Factory Massage Bullet -

  • Powerful vibrations
  • Waterproof
  • Rechargeable

  • Pricey
  • May be too intense
  • Pretty noisy

The Fun Factory Massage Bullet is a small vibe that's good for quickies, traveling and out-of-home fun. It can be used underwater as well as over clothes. I found that it was super powerful, and the vibrations reach deep tissues and linger in the body after usage.