Satisfyer Curvy 2+ Review
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: | 26 |
: | Experienced |
: | Female |
: | Bisexual |
: | Le Wand Hoop Stainless Steel Dildo |
- love intense clitoral stimulation
- value powerful clit suction over powerful vibrations
- want a toy that's great for both solo and partnered play
- need an app-controlled sex toy for long-distance fun
- prefer powerful vibrations directly on your clit
- want a clit sucker that has an insertable feature
- need the suction nozzle to cover a larger area
The Satisfyer Curvy 2+ is a powerful yet subtle vibrating clit sucker. With air pulse technology that sends waves of pressure to stimulate the clitoris, you will be pampered with a delicious sensation of suction without the mechanism actually touching your clit. The wide rim on the suction nozzle simply envelopes the clitoris and helps channel deep and rumbly vibrations to the surrounding areas in the vulva. The body-safe silicone and the ergonomic curvy design makes for a smooth and comfortable grip, as well as a cute and elegant look! The Satisfyer Curvy 2+ can be app-controlled via Bluetooth. Perfect for long-distance lovers, the Curvy 2+ enables your partner to control the settings of your toy from the other side of the world!
Really? Just Another Satisfyer…?
By now, I feel like I had quite a long journey with different kinds of Satisfyers and other clit suckers. I was interested to see how this one would stand out, but I was honestly also a bit underwhelmed with the prospect of yet another Satisfyer that is good, gets the job done, and delivers great orgasms, but also just ends up in my nightstand, along with the other ones that are equally as moderately impressive. Don’t get me wrong, I couldn’t live without my Satisfyers, but how many go-to toys can you have?! I couldn’t see how this one was going to impress me beyond my expectations. Looking back, I almost want to apologize to the Curvy 2+ for having underestimated her cool features!Why Can’t I Just Masturbate Forever and Ever?
It’s safe to say that it didn’t take long before I was, in fact, impressed beyond my biased expectations. Not only did I very much prefer this exact model over the ones I already own (you, know the lonely ones in my nightstand). I can’t explain it! Some minor detail about the shape of the suction nozzle, the size of the rim, the weight of the toy, or even just the cute design – any of these small differences in details apparently meant the world to me and my vulva. Guys, we might have a new go-to toy on our hands here! One huge pro in the Curvy 2+, though, is definitely the vast adult playground that is the Satisfyer Connect App. A sublime source of endless (and toe-curling) entertainment, if you ask me. On multiple occasions, I found myself wanting to explore every inch of that app that hours would fly by. I’ve been left cursing the fact that time does not cease to exist, that I at some point have to stop to sleep, or that it (for some weird reason) was not responsible to spend all of my free time wanking…Never Underestimate The Power of Long Distance Sex Toys
Even though I am not in a long-distance relationship, I will always be a fan of remote controlled app compatibility in toys! My partner and I don’t live together and this is a perfect way to have some fun on nights that we don’t spend together. The set-up was quite intuitive and pain-free, and we enjoy being able to play around with different power dynamics. Relinquishing the controls to him and reaping the benefits of surprise bursts of pleasure while teasing each other over the phone was just the perfect little play for us before we could try it out together in person.Okay, bottom line: I absolutely love the look and feel of the Curvy 2+! I think this pale baby pink color is so cute and elegant. The curvy design doesn't hurt the aesthetics either. But although the curved design is meant to ergonomically support a good grip, I've experienced that it actually can make my hands cramps up slightly during longer sessions as the buttons are placed by the slimmest point of the tapered handle. If you're operating the buttons during use, this can be slightly uncomfortable. Of course, this is not so much of a problem if you regularly use the app-controlled function! Additionally, the wide brim on the suction nozzle is great for experiencing some deep vibrations around your clitoris. Although, keep in mind that the Curvy 2+ has a slightly smaller suction nozzle opening than it's successor, the Satisfyer Curvy 1+. This particular model might not be guaranteed to envelop all shapes and sizes of clits out there!
Alright, operating this product is not super different from operating any other vibrating clit sucker from Satisfyer. But if you're not fluent in Satisfyer controls, the different button icons, or the Satisfyer Connect App, there's definitely a learning curve to using this toy. First of all, it might take some time to even find out which placement on your vulva will work for you! Even though I feel like clit sucker speak is my second language, it took me a while to figure out how to get the best of out this wide brim on the suction nozzle! The Curvy 2+ has three buttons. The top button activates the vibrations and scrolls through all the different modes in one cycle. This one also activates the toy's bluetooth connection! The button in the middle activates (and deactivates) the air pulse technology and increases the intensity level. The last button at the bottom will decrease the intensity level of the air pulse stimulation. This way you can easily adjust the suction intensity without having to go through the whole cycle to find the right level!
You can tell that this is a great quality product from the get-go! Just the initial encounter when taking it out of the box, you can feel the silky smooth body-safe silicone and the weight of it that feels comfortable and sturdy but not too heavy. When I first turned on the toy, I was impressed by the range of intensity. The air pulse stimulation started out super gentle and quiet but quickly showed off just how powerful it was at the highest intensity. I almost felt my clit gulp in fear of what was coming (pun *always* intended)... The vibrations weren't as powerful as the clitoral suction but they were indeed deep and rumbly! So far, the quality seemed great but the cherry on top was clear to me during use. As soon I had secured a seal around my clit to fully experience the suction, these clit-gulp-inducing intensities were going full throttle while maintaing a relatively quiet ambiance in the room. Especially under the covers, it would be difficult for anyone in the house to hear just how much fun you're having!
This is a great price for a great toy. If you think you would enjoy all of its features, this little guy might just become a staple in your self-love sessions. The design, quality, and performance all come together to create a trusty companion that you can use again and again... and again! With Satisfyer's 15 year guarantee on this product, you will have countless amazing orgasms in store, for a price that's almost too good to be true! Sure, there a cheaper options out there for vibrating clit suckers, but I really don't think you can get away with paying much less and still getting the same kind of quality.
Does the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ perform well? Well, do orgasms feel good? Um, YES. Even though the grip can be uncomfortable after a while, this definitely doesn't mean that the curve doesn't work well to hold a steady hand over your vulva while you're going at it. The adorable color and elegant look just adds to the pleasurable experience as those rumbly vibrations and powerful suction easily send you over the edge. The Curvy 2+ is not only great for impressive yet reliable orgasms, it's also good for teasing and edging with yourself or a partner! The endless stimulation modes available in the app will turn your vulva into a pleasure playground and allow you to explore all kinds of fun without neccessarily seeing orgasm as a goal.
Just like all other Satisfyer products, the Curvy 2+ comes in the classic sturdy box with a magnetic closure full of sexy illustrations and product image on the cover. Opening the top layer of the box reveals a plastic window with a view of the product underneath. This is then protected by a hygiene seal that must be broken to access the products. There she is, the Satisfyer Curvy 2+, nestled in some hard plastic that hides the instruction manual and charging chord underneath. I find Satisfyer packaging to be quite... satisfying... in the beginning, but as soon as I've broken the hygiene seal and notice that there's isn't much else to unbox other than the toy itself, the novelty quickly wears off. I would have loved if this product came with a small drawstring storage pouch or some small packs of lube to use with the toy.
The Curvy 2+ is made of smooth, non-porous, body-safe silicone. Make sure to use it with a water-based lube so your toy won't be damaged from other non-compatible lubes. It is completely waterproof and super easy to clean! You can clean it with warm water and a mild unscented soap or any sex toy cleaner. There are no prominent ridges or textures that will likely trap any dirt or residue, so cleaning this is a breeze! Any residue from your session will rinse right off and the suction nozzle easy to clean out. Dry off with a lint-free cloth and make sure you leave the suction nozzle to dry facing downwards before you store it away from dust and lint until next time.
Vibration patterns | 11 |
Clitoral suction | 11 modes modes |
Vibration modes | Endless in the Satisfyer App |
Length | 5.3 inches |
Width | 1.8 inches |
Waterproof | Submersible |
Materials | Silicone, ABS plastic |
Rechargeable | USB |
Charging Time | 240 minutes |
Battery Life | 60-120 minutes |
Travel Lock | No |
Storage Bag Included | No |
Allergies | Phthalate-free |
The most special feature about the Satisfyer Curve 2+ is the ability to connect it to the app via Bluetooth, access endless modes of stimulation, and even invite your partner to partake in your play session or even find a stranger who’s also looking to connect with someone on the app! When using the app, you can explore the following 5 features. “Program Play” lets you try out the existing stimulation programs and patterns available on the app. “Live Control” will open up a control panel that lets you adjust the sensations by yourself. “Ambient Sound” activates the vibration and suction in your toy based on the sounds around you. Let it pick up on your partner’s voice or your own moans! “Music Vibes” will connect the stimulation to any music in your phone’s library (or connect your Spotify or Apple Music account). Finally, “Remotyca Stories” are short erotic audio stories with built-in stimulation patterns that match the progress of the story you’re listening to!
- Wide brim on suction nozzle for enhanced vibrations surrounding the clitoris
- Completely waterproof and an ideal bath time buddy
- Compatible with the Satisfyer Connect App for endless options
- Perfect for long-distance intimacy
- Impressive range of intensity
- Whisper mode for discreet play time
- Size of suction nozzle may not be compatible for all bodies
- Curvy shape is not ergonomically supportive for longer sessions
- Long charging time
Now, I'm aware that we all have different desires and needs when it comes to sex toys. Not everyone likes clitoral suction, vibrations, or playing around with different patterns for teasing and edging. But if you do, you might find yourself as pleasantly surprised by the Satisfyer Curvy 2+ as I am. I'm going to say it again: this one might just be my new go-to vibrating clit sucker! I absolutely love the look and feel of it. Of course, I do have a few minor points of critique in terms of design. The average-sized suction nozzle may not be suitable for all kinds of clits out there. The placement of the buttons made this toy slightly uncomfortable to hold during longer sessions (although that might have more to do with my excessive use than the actual design...). The charging time is significantly longer than the battery life, but I don't personally mind giving my Satisfyer plenty of time to rest and recuperate after what I've put it through... It seems fair! All in all, I've found a new toy that I'll be reaching for regularly. Not only does it get the job done, it offers so much variation, entertainment, and interactive play! It's just a great and affordable way to go about your sexual self care, as well as cultivating sexual intimacy and creativity with your partner regardless of your physical whereabouts!