Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review

Shaped like a kidney bean (for your bean), it possesses a sleek and modest design which could potentially read like a modern piece of art to the unassuming eye. The gentle curve in its form fits to my hand nicely, tapering out at the tip so it’s not bulky to hold. Three buttons on the front, and when flipping the device over, it has a subtle two pin magnetic charging point that doesn’t distract nor get in the way. Although it also comes in white, the rose colour gives it a warm and seductive aura which greatly appeals to me. The chamber (or hole) has a generous space inside for the clitoris, with smooth edges to create a strong but comfortable vacuum seal against the skin.

A slight learning curve for this curved toy. Three buttons on the device: top button for vibration patterns, middle to turn the toy on/off and to increase intensity of the air pulse, and bottom to decrease the air pulse. I find that the buttons are stiff which is no problem for myself, but could present an issue for others. Although easy to hold, for a longer session it’s simple to nestle the toy between my thighs for an anti-fatigue and anti-cramping hands free session. The Connect app has a friendly user interface and is easy to navigate.

The toy feels luxurious in shape and texture, but by no means is it fragile. Compact and very robust - I’ve accidentally dropped it a good number of times but it has remained intact and works just as well as it did from day 1, so it can take a beating! If you live alone, the neighbors won’t hear it, however if you share a living space but want to be discreet, it may be heard. The solution for me is to use it under a duvet or pillow to dull the noise, which magically doesn’t cause the toy to overheat.

My purchase was discounted due to an in-store sale offer, but I certainly wouldn’t have minded paying full price. As previously mentioned, it’s luxury to the touch and to the eye and you get what you pay for and more. It’s a great value toy that I have no regret in buying due to its vast functionality and physical appeal. Appropriately crafted for pleasure, and if you ask me, that’s wallet worthy!

The Curvy 1+ ticked the boxes on all its claims. In fact, Satisfyer is so confident with its performance, there is a 15 year guarantee. It absolutely lived up to the hype I was sold on, providing toe-curling climaxes every time and a free app with the occasional exciting new update. That being said, it takes quite a while to charge, needing roughly 3 hours until full. I tested the battery life by leaving the Curvy 1+ on high air pulse for two hours- and it was still running, albeit sounding a tad tired, but did not overheat.

The box is sturdy and aesthetically pleasing, with light pink and blue accents and evocative but discreet graphic design. On the front is a depiction of a relaxed woman- although I do not identify as a woman, I understand that this is the main demographic for clitoral stimulators. On the back and inside the box is a full list of all functions and product specifications with multiple translations. The toy, charger, and instructions are neatly placed inside a plastic mould to avoid turbulence damage. There’s also a hygiene strip to let you know it hasn’t been opened or tampered with.

Made with high quality body-safe silicone and waterproof (IPX7) material means this thing can get VERY wet so you can clean it under running water with soap. Toy cleaning spray is equally effective. There’s some difficulty in cleaning the circular groove outside the hole, needing to use my nail to trace around it. The chamber is easy to clean with a single finger. It’s recommended to always clean before use, but a small satin bag for storage to minimise scuffs and dust would be nice. My curvy does have a few permanent scuff marks that have not affected performance.