Bumpher Dildo Base Cushion — Test & Review

The Bumpher design is super cool. I love that it’s made from super soft silicone, it's extra cushiony to make harness wearing much more comfortable! Especially if your dildo has a hard base, this makes the wearer feel more at ease. I think it’s good to mention that the bumps weren’t that stimulating when grinding, so it could have been better to choose a different texture from the range. But its design is cute and simple, a great addition for anyone needing that extra bump for their harness wearing.

It was a little tricky to slip the Bumpher Dildo Base Cushion onto some of the larger-based toys I have. If your dildos are averaged sized and the bases aren’t overly thick, you should be good to go! Once the Bumpher was on snugly to the base of the dildo in a harness, it did move around a bit and twist on the toy, and the toy twisted around in the harness even though it hadn’t before. A little awkward, and potentially difficult for folks with mobility issues.

It hasn’t ripped yet, and I’ve slid it onto some larger bases! The quality is great. I can’t get over the cushion aspect of it and love how thick and squishy it feels. I feel like the hilly bumps to grind on aren’t universally pleasurable for folks, but otherwise I’d consider it a great quality toy that anyone can use! There are also a few other textures available, such as the Lippi.

Personally, I don’t think the Bumpher Dildo Base Cushion is worth the price. As something that’s meant to be used as an addition to a dildo, why is it around the same price as one? Personally, I’d be more open to recommending it to folks if it were half the price it is now, especially since the design wasn’t as stimulating as I thought it’d be. Still, it’s a good quality toy and if you struggle with uncomfortable dildo bases when wearing a strap-on harness, then this might be a good fit for you.

The Bumpher, for me, performed half of its duties. It was a great cushion for the harness, but didn’t quite give the stimulation I was hoping for with the bumps to grind on. Soft and comfortable, yes, and maybe those bumps are perfect for other users. But for that price? It didn’t live up to my expectations performance-wise.

The packaging for the Bumpher Dildo Base Cushion was damaged. The toy arrived with the flap open, box partially crushed. It was a pain to get the toy out of the box without damaging it further. Plus, I don’t like that the toy is called the Bumpher due to the gendered nature for a toy that’s supposedly meant for a wide variety of bodies and identities. But, it’s a cute box with a graphic to show how it fits onto a dildo base and shows the buyer the specifications so you know it’ll be a fit for you and your toys.

Clean your Bumpher Dildo Base Cushion with warm water and soap! It’s 100% silicone and since there’s a hole that may be awkward to clean by hand, so you can stick it in boiling water for three minutes to disinfect it a little easier. Make sure to only use water-based lubes.