Kiiroo Titan — Test & Review

My First Rendezvous

Upon opening the Titan from Kiiroo, I was surprised by how straightforward it was. This seemed to be a simple to use toy. It is heavy compared to other toys I’ve used, but not extremely so. After charging it, I took it for a spin (or would that be a vibrate?). Whatever you care to call it, it certainly was cause for anticipation for what was to come. I lubed the sleeve, slid into it, and powered it on. In the heat of the moment, I wasn’t sure at first which mode(s) it was in, or exactly what was happening. Once I figured the buttons out (not an easy task in the dark), I cycled through the modes, experimenting with different speeds and vibration powers.

My Initial Impression

After reading about the different modes and the nine separate vibrating bullet motors, my expectation was high. And after that initial use, that expectation turned into somewhat of a disappointment. I will admit, vibrator masturbators are not my go-to toys; however, I was hoping that the Titan would change my mind. Unfortunately, that would not be the case. I found it difficult to remain aroused during some of the automatic modes. As you will read in this review, there are several reasons I have rated the Kiiroo Titan fairly low. They are mentioned throughout this review, but to summarize, those reasons are: 1) I couldn’t stay aroused on some of the modes. 2) The modes felt nothing like the sex act the manual stated that particular mode was supposed to mimic. 3) The only way out of all the modes that I was able to achieve an orgasm was by using it in manual mode on the strongest vibration setting. 4) The cleaning, or more precisely, the removing of and putting back on of the sleeve is tedious and in my opinion, requires more effort than should be necessary in order to clean the sleeve. 5) It is fairly heavy and large in circumference, which can lead to hand fatigue or worse for someone with a physical condition that affects their gripping abilities.

After Several Uses

There are several things I do before writing a review for a product. 1) I use it several times, 2) I scour the user’s manual and other reviews in order to familiarize myself with the product, and 3) I contact the manufacturer in the event that numbers 1&2 leave me with any unanswered questions regarding the toy I am reviewing. Following my lackluster experience during the initial use, I wanted to make sure I was getting the most out of the Titan, so I did due diligence in making sure I was using it correctly. After doing my research, I again set off on several attempts to achieve “vibrational” bliss. Alas, it wouldn’t come. Sure, I did, just not those toe-curling, mind-blowing orgasms I’m looking for from a sex toy. It instead left me slightly unsatisfied and wanting just a little more. It didn’t do for me what Elliot did for Claire in the movie Dead Ringers (20^th Century Fox, 1988), wherein he left her asking him, “What did you do to me last night? I’m still vibrating all over.”

One More Thing

The Titan also has Bluetooth capabilities. According to their website, it is fully teledildonic. You can connect to a partner’s device, and when you do so, you will share in what each other experiences. You will feel what they are feeling, and vise-versa. You can also connect the Titan to thousands of interactive adult videos, and when you do, your toy will sync with the video you are watching to mimic what you are seeing. Is your favorite star giving amazing head? Your Titan will imitate that in real time. Are they riding that dick like you wish they were riding yours? With the Titan connected to that video, it will seem as if what they are doing in the movie, they are actually doing to your member. While I am no tech wizard, I did (after some trial and error) manage to connect the Titan via the FeelConnect app to an adult video. I will admit that I was skeptical at first as to how well this feature would work. However, after taking the Titan for another spin, I was pleasantly surprised as to how well the vibration patterns were in sync with the action on the screen. If you are able to suspend reality and engage in fantasy, the star you are watching begins to ride or suck your member — a fantasy made much more realistic, and much more erotic, by the incredible Bluetooth technology of the Kiiroo Titan. Kiiroo made a believer out of a skeptical, non-tech wizard!