Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg — Test & Review

   Britnee Wild
Feb 22, 2024


Britnee Wild
: 32
: moderate
: female
: pan
: Butterfly Clitoral Vibrator from Pure Romance

  • enjoy giving someone else the control
  • want to explore discrete, public foreplay
  • like mostly G-Spot stimulation with a little bit added to the clitoris

  • have a small vaginal opening
  • prefer in-and-out penetration
  • want an app-enabled sex toy
  • want strong vibrations/pulsing

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg provides a deep G-Spot pressure with many vibration settings to choose from. This toy is most notable for it's "whisper quiet" and wireless operation for the user who wants some discreet public play but it is also very capable of behind-closed-doors fun. The Love Egg is a soft, waterproof silicone with a handy storage bag making it perfect for anyone who travels a lot.

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My partner and I have been together a very long time so “sexy time” can get stale quickly. They are happy keeping things simple but knows that, in the bedroom, I get bored easily. When the Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg arrived in the mail I was pleased to see that they were also eager to try it. We had just arrived back from an 8-day Caribbean cruise. Thankfully, the packaging was discreet so that our house/pet sitter didn’t know what it was.

First Impressions

After opening the plain brown box, I was met with a cute, purple and grey package that gave me lots of insight into the functions and materials of the toy. I was pleasantly surprised when I opened it up to find a sleek, black, pouch with the toy, remote, charging cable, and instructions. I travel a lot and am always concerned about carrying my toy(s) so that they don’t get damaged or cause awkward situations if searched by TSA. The pouch, alone was worth it and I hadn’t even explored the toy itself. The device, itself, was soft and a pretty purple and very flexible and posable. It can be squeezed into a tight horseshoe shape and also stretched completely straight, staying in whatever position you’ve placed it. The larger “bulb” for inserting inside was egg-shaped, as described, and I thought it looked to be a good size with the long “stem” leading to a smaller, clitoral “nub.” The first charge of the toy and remote were quick with the magnetic, USB cord, but I had to be very careful to not move it or set it down awkwardly or it wouldn’t stay connected.

The Experience

My partner and I hadn’t discussed when we’d try it out, so one night I just handed the cordless remote over to them and walked away with a smile. I inserted it in the next room and began reading. My partner was able to randomly push through the patterns and speeds while finishing up what they were doing and join me later. We quickly discovered that we could both enjoy it at the same time by doing some grinding in just the right spot but the end of the clitoral tail, while enjoyable, didn’t vibrate independently and occasionally rolled into an uncomfortable position. It did move aside easily for tongue access. The inserted egg was just the right size and positioned well inside but didn’t move in and out as easily as other, more cylindrical devices so this limited some movement. The small size of the tail leading to the clitoral bud did allow room for a finger, though, so we made it work.

The Outcome

Thankfully, I’m able to climax with clitoral stimulation alone, and the Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg provided enough to do so during foreplay. It was a bit difficult to remove afterward, but it also had use externally, draped over my partners shaft during penetrative sex, giving us both great sensations. This Love Egg, in my opinion, is better for daytime teasing and during masturbation.

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg features a classic, very slightly angled egg vibrator on one end to access your G-Spot, a long, thin tail with a smaller egg for clitoral stimulation. The shape, texture, and size of the egg make insertion easy (with a little bit of lube) and stability for leaving it in for periods of time during daily wear. The tail can be be posed at different lengths to find and place directly on your clitoris. The shape and angle are nice for G-Spot access which works for grinding or straight vibration but if you're someone who likes thrusting, this isn't the one for you. Also, I found that the clitoral nub didn't stay where I wanted it and became painful with too much pressure.

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg is extremely easy to use. There is only one button on the egg to press and hold to turn it on and then single pressing through the various patterns and speeds. Or you can use the button on the remote in the same way. There isn't a lot to grip onto if you want to take it out in the moment or rock/thrust it in and out, so be prepared to put it in and leave it. The clitoral nub and tail do, however, easily maneuver.

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg has no creases in the design to make you worry about water/fluids damaging the equipment. It is sturdy and posable. While I can slightly hear the vibrations while I'm wearing it, people around me say they do not.

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg price isn't something you can compare to a toy you might pick up at the local pharmacy/store but is priced within range of similar, adult-store item. This toy feels more expensive than it actually is, and comes with the handy storage/travel case that doesn't look like a cheap, disposable tote.

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While the strength of the vibrations aren't very strong, there are many options to choose from. The shape and materials felt good and it charged quickly. This is definitely the quietest toy in my drawer, which makes it my new go-to.

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The box was pleasing to look at and offered many key selling points such as the wireless remote, variable patterns/speeds, and quite technology. There was no mention of the travel case which I think would be a great addition.

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The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg is light and portable. The silicone material glides well and is easy to clean. With a waterproof rating of IPX7, this ensures that the device can be "submerged in water up to 1 meter for 30 minutes without any damage" which makes it fun in the bath or pool.

Vibration speeds5
Vibration patterns5
Length5.5 inches
Insertable length3 inches
Diameter1.35 inches
MaterialsSilicone
WaterproofYes
Battery Life60 minutes
RechargeableYes
Charging Time120 minutes
Remote ControlsCordless Remote
Travel LockYes
Storage Bag IncludedYes
Colors AvailablePurple

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This is the only toy I have that has a “Travel Lock.” This feature prevents the vibrator from accidentally switching on while not in use. It is simple to activate by double-clicking the power button. Deactivate by repeating this action.

  • Made with high-quality silicone
  • Cordless remote control
  • Waterproof
  • Extremely quiet
  • Comfortable to wear while walking

  • Clitoris nub can become uncomfortable
  • Vibrations are on the weak side
  • Clitoral nub doesn't vibrate on its own
  • Not ideal for thrusting
  • Remote control is small and easy to lose track of in the moment

Got a tiny bit of lube and 10 minutes? The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg is the toy for you. This toy is easy to insert, hits just the right spots, and has just enough vibration speeds and selections to get the job done. Or, hand over the cordless remote and see where the night takes you. Personally, I like more in-and-out with my clitoral stimulation, so while it was effective, I would have preferred something that allowed more movement.

There is a small booklet with description of patterns, care instructions, how to use the travel lock and buttons.

You could possibly activate or change the vibrations from the room next door, but not much farther. The remote works best in close proximity.

No. The Lovehoney Desire Remote Control Dual Stimulation Love Egg only comes in one size.

Everyone is different but lube is recommended.

Yes. It has a waterproof rating of IPX7 which ensures that the device can be submerged in water up to 1 meter for 30 minutes without any damage.

No. But there is a cut out where you can attach a rope, string, key chain, etc.