Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator — Test & Review

   Edie Billhimer
Dec 15, 2023


Edie Billhimer
: 56-65
: Expert
: Female
: Heterosexual
: Satisfyer Pro 3+

  • Want to experience the best, blended orgasm you've ever had!
  • Enjoy g-spot and clitoral stimulation.
  • Need a powerful clitoral stimulation to climax.
  • Are on a budget, but want a really good sex toy.
  • Have to experience THE sex toy that started the industry boom.

  • Don't enjoy clitoral or g-spot stimulation.
  • Are a sex toy snob.
  • Aren't a person with a vagina.

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The Jessica Rabbit Vibrator by Lovehoney is a recreation of the OG, multi-function vibrator and the toy that made the sex toy industry explode! With a chunky, rotating shaft to hit the g-spot, massaging pearls to excite the vaginal opening, and bunny ears that thrill the clitoris 10 different ways, this classic vibrator invented the blended orgasm. Forget the fancy, overpriced sex toys and try the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator! The price is right and it's a must-have for every toy box.

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The GOAT Vibrator!

I am absolutely thrilled to be doing this review for you! The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is the closest thing to the OG Jack Rabbit vibrator you can get! This, dear readers, is the vibrator that kicked off my sex toy career 30 years ago. Sure, there are fancier, rechargeable vibrators out there, but there is no other like the Jessica Rabbit. So, come along with me and let me tell you all the reasons you should RUN, not walk, to your computer or phone and get one of these incredible toys.

Multi-Function = Blended Orgasmic Bliss

The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is designed to give you blended orgasms like you’ve never experienced before. And here is how it’s done. The chunky, short shaft is designed to reach the g-spot with precision. Not only that, but instead of vibrating, the entire shaft rotates, giving you 360 degree, 3 speed pleasure. In addition, there’s a special button that changes the rotation from clockwise, to counter-clockwise in a single click.  Next, the classic bunny ears wrap around your clitoris for intense stimulation like you’ve never felt. And with 3 speeds and 7 patterns to choose from, you’ll find the perfect thrill to get you off. Finally, the pearls are there for a specific reason, and is something most all other sex toys overlook! They are there to massage the vaginal opening – the area that’s teaming with nerve endings galore. So, add those 3 things together, and you have stimulation, the likes of which you’ve never experienced before.

The Secret of the Rabbit

Sure, that all sounds great, but there is a secret that you younger folks don’t know, and the reason I was able to sell these things like crazy back in the day. The shaft bends. Yes, just grab the shaft above the pearls and gently tip it to one side. What this does is expands the rotation to put more pressure and excitement on the g-spot. Trust me on this! Not only will it make your body quiver and toes curl, but you may blow yourself off the bed.

I’ve Missed You, Dear Rabbit!

Being older, I’ve steered away from chunky vibrators, as  they do cause me a bit of discomfort. However, just handling the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator, and my old body woke up and said HELLO! And yes, the O’s are even better than I remember. This one is a dead-up replica of the original, only without the corded remote battery case. Plus, the soft TPR is now body-safe and Phthalate-free. And that’s the thing, it needs that squishy, jelly-like feel to pull off the sensations are are truly like no other. It’s no wonder I haven’t found a newer multi-function toy that I love. Because they just don’t work the way the Jessica Rabbit does.

Go Old School

The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is inexpensive and a must-have for anyone who loves those blended orgasms. And like the old school sex toys, this one runs on 3 AA batteries. All of the buttons are easy to operate. as they are on the handle. Plus, they light up so you can see under the covers. Best of all, this rabbit vibrator is waterproof and submersible…. so you can enjoy it in the shower, bath or hot tub! Trust me, you MUST own the vibrator that started it all!

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The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is designed like the original Jack Rabbit or Rabbit Pearl and it still hasn't been improved upon. The thick shorter shaft is designed specifically for g-spot stimulation - no guessing required. The pearls are there to stimulate all of the nerve endings around the vaginal opening and vulva. Finally, the rabbit ears hug the clitoris perfectly, while sending vibrations throughout. And with the illuminated buttons within easy reach, right on the handle, it's not at all complicated to operate. It's absolute perfection!

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The Jessica Rabbit Vibrator by Lovehoney is relatively easy to use, as it features push-button operation with up and down arrows to scroll through speeds and settings. It's a chunky vibrator, and since it uses batteries, it's a wee bit heavy. Therefore, it may be an issue for folks with grip issues. That being said, even with my hand pain and grip problems, the orgasm was over before my hands got tired! Plus, there are wedges designed to hold sex toys like this!

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I want to give this toy a 100 rating for quality. But not having it for long, I can't speak for the longevity of the toy. However, it is extremely sturdy and runs well. Do I like the TPR jelly-like plastic? Eh, I've gotten so accustomed to silicone, therefore I'm not wild about it. But it does feel good when using it and the material makes those bunny ears vibrate in sonic speed! That being said, the price is right on this vibrator, so in my opinion, well worth the money, for sure! As far as noise goes, it's noisy. I mean, not like a trash truck at 5 am, but loud enough to get noticed. But I have to say, the motor needs to rotate the shaft, so you're going to have noise. Overall, it's a good quality vibrator that does AMAZING things to your body.

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When comparing the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator to other multi-function vibrators available, this is cheap! And yes, I am always the one who says, "invest in your sexual health". But in this case, you MUST get yourself this vibrator. The reason I say this is because of all the expensive vibrators I have tried, and there have been more than I can count, NOTHING feels like this vibrator. So, is it worth the price? Absolutely!

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My goodness, there is not another product on the sex toy market today that compares to the unique sensations created by the Jessica Rabbit by Lovehoney. As I mentioned before, this is a replica of the first ever, multi-function vibrator that made history on the show "Sex in the City". And for good reason. The twirling shaft, massaging pearls and vibrating bunny ears combine to create the best blended orgasms. Sure, it's chunky, a little heavy and a bit noisy but it performs like no other. Just pop in some batteries and go! No recharging necessary!

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The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator packaging is simply eh. Thin cardboard with the product on the front. And since there is no instruction manual, the directions are printed on the side of the box, along with any other information you'll need. And unfortunately, the box won't last, taking the vibrator in and out. So, I suggest purchasing a sex toy storage bag and either folding this package up, (to keep the instructions), or just throw it away. It's cheap.

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The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is made from allergen and phthalate-free TPR, which is a colored, clear, jelly-like plastic. And although it's a little on the sticky side, a little bit of water-based lubricant and it's wonderfully slippery and soft. This vibrator is also waterproof and submersible. Therefore, it's easy to clean with soap and water, or a toy cleanser. Once clean and rinsed well, simply pat dry and store in a sex toy bag, or that one sock that's been missing its mate for a year.

Vibration speedsBunny Ears - 3
Vibration patternsBunny Ears - 7
Diameter5.5 inches
Insertable length5 inches
WaterproofSubmersible
MaterialsTPR, Plastic
Thrust ModesRotation, reverse 3 speeds
Colors AvailableBlack, Silver, Pink

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You Won’t Find This Secret Anywhere!

The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator is absolutely incredible just the way it is. However, there is a secret tweak, which I have used since the OG rabbit, that will change your life when using this vibrator. You see, they won’t print this on the box, Nor will you find this tip in any instruction manual. So, what is it and how can you make this awesome vibrator even awesome-er?

Just Tip It

Okay, so if you examine the Jessica Rabbit Vibrator, you’ll see a rod within the shaft that ends just above the pearls. It’s there to provide stiffness and nothing else. Grasp the shaft with your hand, while holding the base tightly in the other. Then, gently bend the shaft to one side. What this does is creates a bigger rotation, which sweeps more inner-vaginal real estate, all the while bumping and stroking the g-spot more firmly. It’s like that manual, windshield-wiper stoke, but with a thick head and shaft that will rock your world like never before. Now, I personally kept my rabbit tipped to one side, as not to be constantly moving the shaft back and forth. Therefore, I suggest that if you LOVE the tip trick, as most do, simply leave it. However, if you’re unable to handle the intense g-spot stroking, it’s fine to straighten the shaft.

  • Triple stimulation for blended orgasms
  • The shorter shaft rotates to hit the g-spot
  • The pearls massage the vaginal opening
  • The bunny ears hug the clitoris
  • Sturdy, easy-to-use

  • It's a wee bit noisy
  • Runs on batteries
  • No storage bag included

I give the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator a strong 5-stars. That's because this perfect replica of the original rabbit is spot on in size, shape and function. The sensations and orgasms this vibrator produces are absolutely unparalleled, as no other sex toy has been made quite like the multi-function vibrator that started the sex toy boom (in my opinion). The combination of the shorter, thicker shaft that twirls, and the rabbit ears with 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration is the GOAT. And I recommend everyone with a vagina - whether a beginner or expert - own one of these gems. Best of all, it's a Lovehoney product and extremely affordable. As a matter of the fact, the Jessica Rabbit is priced the same as the original rabbit I sold 30 years ago! And I'll bet you won't be able to burn the motor out of this newer one, as I did the originals! So, if you've never taken my advice before, make sure today is the day you do so! BUY ONE!

The Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Vibrator doesn’t come with an instruction manual. Nor is there a PDF online. Therefore, take a look at my instructions and tips above.

Yes! Both are run with separate motors with separate controls. That way you can use the shaft alone, the rabbit alone, or both together.

No, it doesn't get hot at all! The reason for this is that the entire vibrator is coated in TPR, which helps keep it from overheating.

Yes, you can! Just be sure they are AA size, and you remove them after use.

Nope! The best thing about this toy is you literally find the setting you love and hold on tight! This one does all the movement for you!

The old-school TPR used to contain bad chemicals such as phthalate. However, the newer versions are made without those bad chemicals. On the other hand, TPR is still porous. Therefore, don't share this toy with anyone but your partner, and be very thorough about keeping it clean.