Orion RC Fucking Machine — Test & Review
Sarah Hamilton
- Enjoy vibrating toys
- Want total control of the trusting, speed and vibrating
- Want a hands free toy
- Masturbate with sex toys
- Do not like vibrating toys
- Need a silent toy
- Do not have a surface compatible for the suction cup
- Are not into penetration
This toy is unique and simple at the same time. It's unique because of its functions and different features but simple because it is shaped like an erect penis. If you enjoy exploring your body or receive pleasure from watching others explore their body then using the remote control is for you. The remote gives you control and that's followed by a fierce feeling. The color is black, there are no designs. The material is a smooth silicone. There are no surprises with this toy, once you figure out your desired features, what you see is what you get. And to top it all off, it comes with a 1 year warranty.
Preparation is Key
Preparation is needed before use. The first thing I did was lock the suction cup in place on a flat smooth surface. I tried several locations until I found the best spot with the best angle. To power the machine, it was a bit tricky. Instructions are provided — if you are having trouble, read them, because you can’t just push a button and get things started.Let the Rhythm Control You
As a first-time user of a thrusting dildo vibrator, I went through all the settings first. There are 7 vibrating modes and 3 thrusting modes, and the speed and rhythm can be pretty intense. I love the fact that it’s hard and stays hard. I enjoyed the settings that resembled the penetration I’ve experienced during sex with my partner. I enjoy deep penetration, so this toy is perfect for me.It’s Show Time
Finally, I was ready to bounce on it — this toy is advanced and, after following the setup steps, the remote control does it all. I played with my partner and right before we started he said “Let’s play peek-a-boo.” While playing with this lengthy dildo, I gave my man a show. We’re both voyeurs and exhibitionists, and he controlled what he watched as I lost control. The Orion RC Fucking Machine works so well that the show did not last long. A few minutes in I was DONE, then I begged him to change the setting to a slower speed. This machine snatched my soul!
Describing the design of this toy is like describing a decorated wall, it has add-ons and there's something different about it, but it's still a wall. This machine is an awesome upgrade to your regular dildo. At first glance, it could be intimidating because of its thrusting and vibrating modes. You also have the option to use a remote for hands-free use, and there's a lockable suction cup to attach it to a flat surface. The insertable portion is close to 6 inches.
I did not read the instructions before use, but I suggest that you do. There are power-on instructions and specific steps for activating it for your first use. There are instructions on thrusting, and vibrating. The travel lock also needs to be deactivated before you can use the remote control. This is a unique dildo — you have to prep and set up in advance or it will definitely slow down your sexy time. It is great for someone with mobility issues, due to the hands-free nature, and it can be used solo or with your partner.
I love the way this toy feels against my skin both inside and out. It is smooth and is 100% body-safe. It is great quality, the appearance of the dildo is simple but with all the features provided it is worth the price. It came with all the necessary equipment to use it. Unfortunately it is rather loud, and the thrusting and vibrating echos in quiet rooms. There is no discretion with this product, you should be cautious when using it in places where you are trying to be discreet.
The Orion RC Fucking Machine is $129.99 and comes with a 1-Year Replacement Warranty. There are a lot of components and everything is provided to operate the toy. The dildo can easily be inserted but if needed, Peepshow Toys also provided some packets of lube. Inside the box, there's the remote control, USB charging cable, and suction cup, some extra items included were lubrication, and fun stickers. This machine is expensive but compared to other sex machines it is on the lower side and it is well worth it.
Online, the first statement said "Extra-long thrusts and a head that will pound you"... I can attest to that! The long strokes will send you to Pound Town. It allows you to go deep or ride the tip. There are 7 vibration settings. I enjoy slow steady vibrations, several of the vibration settings were too strong for me. I can't comment on the battery life because I reached an orgasmic trance in less than 10 minutes. It is very loud, due to the motor used to make it thrust and vibrate.
The packaging is creative. It comes in a box with a cover designed like a book, giving you the option to open it and see what's inside. Each side of the box has an image of the toy making it obvious what's inside. The info on the box is in English and German, and the container is big but so is the toy.
This toy is splashproof, but not waterproof. When washing it, wash it with soap and water, but do not submerge the handle underwater. The Orion RC Fucking Machine is made from body-safe silicone and ABS plastic, but there is no storage bag or carrying case. It does have a travel lock, though, which is convenient when transporting the device. In the past, I have traveled with vibrating sex toys that turn on inside my suitcase — embarrassing, to say the least!
| Vibration speeds | 3 steady speeds |
| Vibration patterns | 4 patterns |
| Length | Total: 14.3 inches, Thrust Length: 2.4 inches |
| Insertable length | 6 inches |
| Diameter | 1.65 inches |
| Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
| Waterproof | Splashproof |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Battery Life | 180 minutes |
| Remote Controls | Yes, Physical Remote |
| Travel Lock | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | Black |
- Has travel lock
- Comes with remote
- Lengthy for those who like length
- Hands-free design
- Up to 3 Hours of use time
- Only come in black
- Loud vibration and movement noises
- Lengthy dildo
- Not much girth
The Orion RC Fucking Machine is built for people who enjoy a medium-width, lengthy penis or dildo. It's a fun toy and can be used solo or with the assistance of a partner. At first glance, it could look a little intimidating. It has a hard shaft and does not bend, it vibrates and does not require many instructions. There's an option to change the thrust and vibrating settings. It does not require much effort and will definitely get the job done.
