Satisfyer Cutie Heart — Test & Review

I LOVE Satisfyer products; especially their line of incredible air pulse stimulations. However, the Cutie Heart made me look like the hearts-for-eyes emoji, the moment I saw it! Thus, I had to have it and review it for you.

Just As I Expected

The Satisfyer Cutie Heart was exactly as I expected it to be. The classic Satisfyer packaging is superior to most other higher-end sex toys in that it features the magnetic, fold over flap and fitted interior that keeps the toy safe, clean and properly stored. I tore off the safety strip and opened the box, feeling like a kid at Christmas! And I was not disappointed! The Cutie Heart was so, soft and smooth and a bit smaller than I thought it would be. But that’s a good thing! The reason I say that is that it fits perfectly in the palm of my hand and is easy to maneuver and handle. The only thing I disliked – yet would never stop me from purchasing Satisfyer products – is the magnetic charging. I prefer the DC, stick-in type chargers, as they stay put while charging. On the other hand, magnetic chargers tend to fall off. Anyways, I got it charging asap, so I could try it out.

Satisfyer Improves Their Air Pulse Technology

I’ve reviewed a few Satisfyer air pulse stimulators, and am never disappointed. But the Cutie Heart, surprised me with some upgrades! Although the Cutie Heart doesn’t have the raised clitoral mouth, it’s nice and big, so it pulls in the clitoris, the hood and surrounding sensitive tissue. Therefore, I believe the Cutie Heart will fit more bodies. Now let’s talk about the sheer power that never ceases to blow my mind! As with other Satisfyer air pulse stimulators, the Cutie Heart starts low enough that I can lie back and say, “Ahhhh” and not immediately get thrown into the big-O. I can leisurely enjoy the gentle sensations and slowly work my way up through the settings. Again, this isn’t something I can do with other brands, as they start at the Satisfyer level 4-5 suction. Surprisingly, the Cutie Heart has 11 total air pulse settings that I can only describe this way:

• 1- Ahhh, relaxing and good.
• 2- Mmmm, that feels really nice.
• 3- Yeah, now we’re talking.
• 4- Let’s get down to business!
• 5- Well, that feels…. (3 minutes later, lights cigarette)
• 6- Holy yes! Who needs foreplay?!
• 7- Immediate O, when you need it fast and sassy.
• 8- Rapid succession orgasms, here I cum again and again and one more, nope, two more times!
• 9- No, really, there are 20 MILLION nerve endings down there and Cutie done found them ALL!
• 10- Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
• 11- Hanging from the ceiling fan, unable to form words.

The Cutie Heart didn’t disappoint and I enjoyed a nice, long, solo session that ended in one of the most satisfying climaxes I’ve had in a long time.

Good, Good, Good, Good Vibrations!

Now, you can combine the air pulse with the vibration, if you want a more exciting sensation. And there are 12 different levels of vibration and patterns to try. I like using them with the lowest air pulse settings so I can hang on a bit longer. But what I love about the Cutie is that the other heart hump lies up against your labia for more coverage and sensations that vibrate from top to bottom! I just loved every darn moment of solo time with the Cutie Heart!

Rub You the Right Way

The reason I adore the Cutie Heart so much is that it can be used for massage too. It’s the perfect size, comfortable to hold onto and can be used all over the body. Therefore, this is the first air pulse stimulator I have come across that makes a fantastic couple’s toy! You can place the Cutie Heart between two bodies, use it on nipples, the perineum (his, hers and theirs), knotted muscles and all those erogenous zones from head to toe. Plus, two vulvas can share – one using the suction while the other rides the vibrations. And not to forget those in transition, the opening is larger than most so will accommodate more genital sizes as well as nipples.

Rub-A-Dub-Dub

The Satisfyer Cutie Heart is waterproof, so you can use it in the shower or bath. Because of that, clean-up is super easy. I personally use a sex toy cleansing foam that keeps my silicone toys clean, sanitized and feeling silky soft. And I store all of my Satisfyer sex toys in their boxes, the Cutie is no exception.