Satisfyer Little Secret Panty Vibe — Test & Review

This Toy Made Me a Believer

I’m normally a bit skeptical with toys that claim they can be used outside the home without being noticed, every time they always seem so loud to me and I worry that anyone walking by will hear it, that is so not a worry with this one! The Satisfyer Little Secret really is just as quiet as they claim its going to be. It comes with a remote but honestly I haven’t even bothered with it with the amount of control the app offers, whether you want total control wiggling your finger to control the speed or you make a pattern to repeat it’s so much more fun than the small 4 button remote offers, but I can understand how that would be great if your partner wanted to keep it tucked in their pocket for extra sneaky play its just not something I’ve gotten to try yet.

A Toy That’s More Than Up for the Long Game

I have had several app-controlled toys over the years with a wide range of different issues, extended use making them too hot, losing connection, short battery life, but in the 2 weeks I’ve been playing around with this thing I haven’t had any of those issues, and boy did I give this thing a test run! I had it running nonstop for an hour and a half!! First thing, the battery: after an hour and a half of hard use (lots of hitting the boost button) the battery had barely dropped at all. You are going to get hours and hours of use out of one charge. I used the app on my cellphone and even when changing apps, turning the screen on and off, texting and all the other things we do on our phones not once did it lose connection, I could just go right back to the app again and change the vibes again. And while it did get warm after running that long it was more just a pleasant warmth than an uncomfortable heat.

How This Little Secret Makes Me Feel

Now, let’s talk about what you really want to know, what does this panty vibrator really feel like? I think the reason it’s so quiet is because it’s a very low vibe, I ran this thing as hard as it would go and it just wasn’t powerful enough to take me over the edge, but honestly? I kinda like that fact! Here’s a toy that I can wear out and no matter how hard my partner teases me that’s all it’s going to be, an unending tease to keep me on the edge. At the bottom of the app screen there’s a button with a rabbit on it that when you press it you get 20sec of a higher speed vibration, I hit that thing a lot but was still to low a vibe for me to orgasm. With all this being said this is how it works for my body, maybe you don’t need as strong a vibe to finish, or maybe you’re like me and love the sweet torture of a tease. Bottom line, I love this thing and plan on using it often. And if I do end up having an issue the Satisfyer brand has a 15 year warranty to get things straightened out.