Satisfyer Top Secret – Test & Review

   Ellie Stevens
Aug 25, 2023

Ellie Stevens
: 20
: Advanced
: female
: Bisexual
: Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3

  • Want clitoral and G-Spot vibrations at once
  • Like the idea of getting controlled
  • Need a quiet vibrating toy

  • Easily get uncomfortable with penetration
  • Are looking for anal stimulation too
  • Are a sex toy beginner


The Satisfyer Top Secret was invented for your hidden desires and needs. It's a small but strong and discreet toy to find your hot spots. With this toy you can enjoy the sweet clitoral and G-Spot vibrations at once, whenever you want and wherever you need: when you cook, go shopping or just need a relaxation in the bathtub are only few of many ways to take this little secret with you. On top of that you can pair the Satisfyer Top Secret with the Satisfyer Connect App or give up the control to your partner. Only your quiet moans will reveal what you're up to!

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As always, the Top Secret arrived flawlessly in it’s luxurious packaging, like all Satisfyer products do. Of course, I immediately found time to explore the toy, because I was very hyped.

The App Doesn’t Work for My Device..

After checking out the controls and trying to connect the Top Secret to the Satisfyer App, I noticed that the toy itself is working fine, but the App connection was difficult. It just wasn’t possible to keep a stable connection of app and toy. The Top Secret didn’t react to the controls I used on the app, and randomly disconnected. For me, a Secret toy that can’t connect stable to the app loses a lot of potential.

First Use

I quickly got over the disappointment of the Satisfyer App and tested it out. Inserting the toy wasn’t a problem at all, it fitted very well inside, the size of the shaft is the perfect amount of length and girth for a secret vibrator to hit the G-Spot. The difficult part was to make the outside part fit. The stiff edge on the outside of the Top Secret did hurt and pinch me when walking and sitting. This feeling made it almost impossible for me to stand up or walk around whilst wearing it. This meant that I couldn’t really enjoy any vibrations or the excitement of being secret.

Getting Used to It

The first tries were a little uncomfortable and not pleasant at all, but I decided to give it another go and it actually worked! With a lot of lube and natural lubrication, the toy didn’t pinch so much. Finally, I could focus on the sensation! The vibrations of the Top Secret are dosed in a perfect amount. It wasn’t too much, but also not too little. The clitoral stimulation adds even more pleasure to this secret activity.

My Sad Discovery

By testing the Top Secret while sitting at my desk, I loved the super strong vibrations, so much so that I couldn’t focus on my work! But, I still felt that something was missing. When I checkedBy checking a little and thinking what the problem is, I noticed that the toy didn’t fit on my clitoris, like it’s intended to. That means the Top Secret is to small for me to fit exactly the vibrations. This made it difficult for me to climax at all.

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The design of The Top Secret is generally plain – only the white barrier is a little eye-catcher. The "SF" engraving in the silicone reveals which brand the Top Secret is from. A secret vibrator should be designed discreetly, which the Top Secret definitely fulfills. On the underside of the toy, you'll find a thin edge with ribbing to optimize grip and spread out vibrations, which looks very elegant. You can choose between pink, yellow and green colors.

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The button of the Top Secret is easy to understand and to press. When the vibrator is inserted, it is a bit hard to reach, since it's far down and usually slippery. It requires a few tries to keep the Top Secret in place and to make it fit perfectly. If the toy would connect flawlessly to the Satisfyer App, it would be even better. After a few tries though, you definitely find out how to make the Top Secret work for you. Lube is the key!

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The Satisyer Top Secret has a smooth and flawless texture without any porous spots. The white plastic also feels smooth and is not susceptible to scratches. The toy reliably conveys the vibrations perfectly to the G-Spot. Even though the shaft is bendable, it's still very sturdy and made for every movement of you body to silently enjoy the pleasure.

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For me, the money wasn't really worth it, since the app didn't work properly for my Top Secret and the vibrations didn't hit my clitoris. But at least I got a high-quality toy, with vibrations that are definitely strong. It would be more fitting to reduce the price a bit, since the toy is smaller than a normal vibrator, that means less battery and less material are used to develop the product.

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The Satisfyer Top Secret couldn't live up to all my expectations I had at the beginning, since the edge of the toy is very solid and might pinch the skin uncomfortably. However, because of the ergonomically-shaped size and form, the shaft fits very well inside, which provides great sensations with and without vibrations. The Top Secret also hits the G-Spot so well with the slightly thicker tip. The vibrations are not too loud, but you should probably avoid wearing it in quiet places, since some buzzing is definitely audible. The higher speeds are definitely louder. The battery life surprised me, as I could use the Top Secret for more than a hour constantly, but it also heated up during that time. The most important thing, though, is that the vibrator doesn't fall out while wearing it!

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At first glance, the packaging of the Top Secret is discreet – only on closer inspection can you clearly figure out what is hidden inside. On the inside of the packaging are listed a few qualities the toy provides. My personal favorite thing is how the vibrator inside the box is packed.

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The Satisfyer Top Secret is made of body-safe and non-porous silicone. This makes it very easy to clean, just use mild soapy water to rinse it, making sure all residues are washed away, and after that I use the Satisfyer Disinfectant (optimal for the toy and material). There is no need to worry about using it in underwater too, since it's waterproof. After the Top Secret is all cleaned up, just store it in a toy bag (which is not included), to avoid getting dust or lint on it.

Vibration modes12
Length4,3 inches
Insertable length3,5 inches
Diameter1,2 inches
Weight0.17 lbs
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic
Battery Life60 minutes
Charging Time270 minutes
Remote ControlsApp controls
Travel LockNo
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailablePink, Green, Yellow

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  • Small size, but strong vibrations!
  • Smooth, soft material
  • Easy controls
  • Bendable shaft

  • Edges can be sharp on the skin
  • App may not work for you
  • Buttons can be hard to find

For me, the Top Secret is still a good toy I'll use when I need some relaxation or just want to enjoy some bonus vibrations on top of boring work at my desk. To fully enjoy the experience of the Top Secret, the Satisfyer App is very necessary. You receive a high quality toy, strong vibrations and secret fun.

A description of the instruction manual for the Satisfyer Top Secret you can find on the Satisfyer Webiste here.                                                       

The Top Secret is a very quiet toy, when it is inserted. You should avoid to wear the vibrator in quiet places (like a library). There is no need to worry about wearing the Top Secret while shopping, for example. Higher settings of the Top Secret can be more noisier.

Yes, you can easily connect the Top Secret with the Satisfyer App, for free, on your Android or IOS device and let the fun begin.

Yes, it is definitely recommended to use waterbased lube for your Top Secret, to improve your experience.

You can use the Top Secret for about one hour, but make sure the vibrator is not overheating and have breaks between the use.