Cute Little Fuckers Starsi – Test & Review

   Danni Bell
Dec 12, 2023

Danni Bell
: 32
: Female
: Straight

  • Are after an amazing grinding toy
  • Want a vibrator that's waterproof
  • Need a toy that's easy to hold
  • Prefer non-realistic-looking toys

  • Are looking for an insertable vibrator
  • Want ultra powerful vibrations


The Starsi from Cute Little Fuckers is quite the star. I love its bright orange color, its cute smile, and its arched back for broad sensations. Speaking of its wide arched back, it's perfect for grinding, and for people with disabilities. Each tentacle tip vibrates giving a pinpoint vibration a more intense pleasure, and for fun in the tub, it's waterproof. The Starsi is made of 100% silicone and she's quiet. She's the perfect little toy that packs a powerful punch.

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When The Starsi Arrived

I was so excited, as my husband and I have never used a toy like this. I took it out of the box and couldn’t believe it……I knew we HAD to try this out as soon as possible! But first, mom duties!

My First Impression

The Starsi is super cute, bright, firm yet soft, and small but powerful. The Starsi can fit in the palm of my hand but remember big things come in small packages. On the bottom, she has a cute smile and textured tentacles to resemble the starfish. On the top The Starsi has an arched back that vibrates intensely. Starsi has several vibration settings each one better than the last. You can choose a soft vibration, a very intense one, or a fun Pattern.

Star Power

The Starsi’s star power is unlike any other. I love how each tentacle tip vibrates and can hit the spot just right. The arched back provides a wide, smooth sensation that is perfect for alone-time grinding. I’m disabled and have RA in my hands, and I can use this hands-free. Using The Starsi hands-free gave me whole new experiences that made this a huge winner for me. Nothing is worse than getting almost there and a hand cramp kills the mood.


The other thing I love about the wide-arched back is when my partner bends me over a surface I can grind against the Starsi. This gives me an amazing external experience while still being hands-free and receiving penetration. Reaching a whole new level of orgasm for me; highly suggest you try this.

Solo Play

Using the Starsi has also taught me something new. I learned how much better a hands-free orgasm with a toy, on your own is. I also have to mention that the Starsi is waterproof and quiet. The kids are asleep and you need some “me time” the Starsi is perfect for the tub. We’ve all had that loud toy that makes you wonder if someone can hear. Not with the Starsi.

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I love the design of the Starsi! For me, it's the perfect size, texture, and cuteness. It's certainly different from other vibrators in its shape, which may be really appealing for people who aren't into realistic sex toy designs. The shape also makes is super versatile for different kinds of play and stimulation.

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This is very easy to use, and I absolutely love the hands-free aspect. I have RA and struggle with grip issues. Being able to use this hands-free while grinding is perfect for me.

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The quality of the Starsi is extremely well made. It's sturdy, soft, quiet, and made to last.

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In my opinion, $79 for a waterproof, grinder, and quiet vibrator is not bad. It came with a charging cord, but like everything else no brick. It does plug into your standard USB wall brick.

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Wow, expectations met and some. I honestly wasn't sure I was going to like the grinding aspect of it, but wanted to try something new. I wasn't expecting the fun my partner and I had with the Starsi together, and not just alone. Even putting the Starsi in between us grinding during foreplay.

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The packaging is very bright and bold, with instructions on the box with images. Although it's very cute, I would definitely say to keep this away from kids' eyes, given the brand's name!

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The Cute Little Fuckers Starsi is made out of 100% silicone. It's light and flexible, with a firm arch. It's waterproof and easy to clean. I used my standard toy cleaning product and rinsed it underwater. It unfortunately does not come with a storage bag.

Vibration speeds5
Vibration patterns5
Length4.5 inches
Width1.3 inches
Battery Life110 minutes
Charging Time70 minutes
Travel LockNo
Remote ControlsNo
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableCoral

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  • Wide arched back
  • Vibrating tips
  • Waterproof
  • Easy grip

  • No storage bag
  • The arched could be slightly bigger
  • No charging brick included

I absolutely love Starsi. Everything about her from are cute face and textured vibrating tentacles, to her wide arched vibrating back. Starsi an easy to use handsfree waterproof vibtating grinder. I honestly have no complaints about this toy. It made me feel young along with my partner, and it made me achieve an orgasm I haven't in a long time.

You can find a brief guide to the Starsi here on the Cute Little Fuckers website.

Yes, it is waterproof.

Yes, all tentacle tips and arched back vibrate.

There are no moving parts to Starsi.