DIY fake cum recipes you can use for lube, for eating or both!
If you’re wondering how to make fake cum, you’ve landed in the right place! Not only am I going to give you fake cum recipes, but I’ll answer some burning questions you may have about imitation cum.
Plus, I have several fake cum recipes that you can use for lube, cum-shots, cream pies and just to lick off your partner, if that happens to be your thing! So, do you want to know how to make fake cum?
Read on for some easy-to-make recipes using things you probably have in your house right now! And if you’re not the DIY fake cum kind of person, now worries, I will list the best faux spew you can buy right now.
- Fake cum, or ejaculate, is exactly what it sounds like! It’s a mixture of ingredients that look, feel and sometimes taste like actual cum.
- Imitation cum is used for a variety of reasons including fetish play, for use with ejaculating dildos and as lubricant, as well as for those unable to produce ejaculate due to erectile dysfunction.
- You can create homemade, fake cum with ingredients you probably have at home right now. Each recipe has different and sometimes combined uses.
- Purchasing fake cum by the bottle is another way to stock up. We have some of the best brands to try and where to buy them.
How to Make Fake Cum with Easy Recipes
Wondering how to make fake cum with things you have around the house? It’s much easier than you may think.
So, check your kitchen cupboard or bathroom cabinets for ingredients and I will give you several recipes to may fake cum at home.
But please read each recipe carefully! The reason for this is that some of these recipes are only safe for consumption and outside the body.
Therefore, you won’t want to use those recipes for lube or inside of an ejaculating dildo. However, they’ll be perfect for cream pies, body shots and lapping it off your partner’s body.
But let’s get started with the fake cum recipes that can be used internally as well as externally.
Body Safe Fake Cum Recipes
The following fake cum recipes are safe for using inside and outside the body. But keep in mind, since we all have different bodies, please watch for any signs of allergic reaction or yeast infection when using any of these.
Furthermore, only one of these recipes is safe for consumption. So, let’s get started with the recipe that looks, feels, smells and tastes most like the real thing and can be used for both edible lube and regular lube, as well as being ejaculating dildo compatible.
Internet Popular Fake Cum Recipe
This recipe is the most frequently posted fake cum recipe on the internet. However, you rarely get to see what it actually looks like and if it actually turns out the way people claim it does.
That being said, having made this recipe in my kitchen, feeling and tasting it, I have to say, it’s 1 of 2 of the most realistic faux cum recipe here. Yes, it looks and feels quite authentic but the taste isn’t very realistic.
Therefore, you may want to tweak the ratio of salt and yogurt. Also, keep in mind that although this is edible and body safe, it does contain raw egg.
Here’s what you need to make this edible and body-safe, fake cum recipe:
- 1 cup water
- 2 Tablespoons corn starch
- 1 egg white
- A pinch of salt
- 1 Tablespoon plain yogurt
First, place ¾ cup of water in a small pan on the stove. Mix the other ¼ cup of water with 2 Tablespoons of corn starch, until disolved, then add to the water on the stove.
Heat the mixture till simmering and to desired thickness, making sure to stir constantly. Otherwise, it will develop clumps.
Then, remove the mixture from heat and cool completely.
Next, separate the yolk from the egg white, adding the white to the cornstarch mixture. Mix well.
Lastly, add 1 Tablespoon of yogurt and salt to taste, mixing well. You can add more or less yogurt to suit your personal taste of flavor and texture.
The Cum Shot
And here is what the finished product looks like both on a black background and on skin!
Aloe Homemade Fake Cum
This fake cum recipe isn’t edible. However, it is body safe, makes a fantastic lube and moisturizes too!
After making this one, I realized that the clean up is non-existent! Plus, it isn’t sticky, doesn’t require washing up and rubs right into the skin.
Here’s what you’ll need:
- 1 bottle pure, clear, aloe vera gel
- 1 Tablespoon corn starch
- ¼ cup of warm tap water
First, measure ¼ cup of warm tap water into a cup. Then, add 1 Tablespoon of corn starch and mix till dissolved.
Next, squirt the desired amount of aloe vera gel into a bowl. Add the liquid mixture to the aloe vera a little at a time, until the desired thickness is reached.
Also, you can warm the mixture in the microwave to make it thicker.
The Cum Shot
This is how the aloe vera gel imitation jizz turned out. What do you think?
Mixed Lube Fake Cum Recipe
If you are a masturbation master, you probably have more than one type of lube on hand. So, get a bit creative and make your own homemade, fake cum that’s super slippery and safe to use inside and out!
I found this one to be thinner than most of these recipes. However, cum comes in all consistencies!
Therefore, this one might be the perfect fake cum recipe for you!
Here’s all you need:
First, squirt some water-based lubricant into a bowl. Then, add a small amount of cream lubricant, mixing until you reach the desired consistency and color.
Also, you may need to heat the mixture for about 5 seconds in the microwave so the cream melts a bit.
Not only is this concoction easy to make, it’s the safest fake cum to use for penetration as well as with sex toys!
The Cum Shot
It’s hard to believe mixing two types of lube could come out looking this good!
How to Make Fake Cum from Water-Based Lube
Most all of us have a bottle of water-based lube next to our beds – and if you don’t, I haven’t done my job properly! But if you do have a bottle of lube, you can easily make that clear, slippery stuff look like cum with a quick and easy addition.
All you need is a little dab of plain yogurt and a bowl! Then, mix the lube and yogurt together till it looks like the spooge of your dreams.
The best part is that this DIY fake cum is super slick and is body safe. Best yet, I found this one to feel pretty realistic, minus the slimy texture of real jizz.
And here is what the recipe looks like.
Aloe Moisturizing Fake Cum
The next fake cum recipe is for visual impact only and shouldn’t be eaten or placed inside any bodily orifice. That being said, squirting this faux sperm all over your body feels and looks porn worthy.
Plus, it’s the perfect fake cum to use for a sexy massage!
And this DIY fake cum recipe is as easy as they come – see what I did there? All you need is a bottle of pure aloe vera gel and your favorite moisturizing cream.
I grabbed a yummy-smelling, coconut oil moisturizing cream at the Dollar Tree, because I loved the smooth, silky consistency. So, simply mix a bit of the moisturizing cream into the aloe vera gel, add water to achieve the desired consistency and you have a convincing, fake cum that smells amazing and is good for your skin.
The Cum Shot
This faux spooge looks good and makes your skin feel amazing too!
Edible Fake Cum Recipes
Creating edible, fake cum isn’t the easiest DIY, as getting the right look and feel can be challenging. Plus, not everyone particularly likes the taste of ejaculate.
Therefore, I played around with a few recipes that look similar to cum but have a sweet, enjoyable taste. That way, you can get as messy as you please and will enjoy the clean-up too.
Also, these recipes are perfect for those who have a cum fetish, but their partner doesn’t. It allows you to share your kink while your partner enjoys a tasty treat.
However, keep in mind that these recipes are not internally safe! So, they can’t be used as lube. But they can create a sexy visual.
Sweet Stuff Fake Cum Recipe
All you need for this sweet, edible fake cum recipe is a can of sweetened, condensed milk, corn starch and water!
I found this recipe to be the tastiest and wanted to eat it right out of the pan! And the consistency is right.
However, the color is a bit off and it doesn’t create the slimy feel of actual cum. But for a tasty treat, here’s how to make this faux cum recipe.
First, pour the can of sweetened, condensed milk into a small pan and set the heat on low. Once warm, add 3 teaspoons of corn starch to the mixture and stir well.
Next, add water to reach the desired consistency. Then, cool the mixture before use.
This recipe will keep for 2 days in the refrigerator.
The Cum Shot
It may not look like the real deal, but it sure is sticky-sweet, from your head to your feet! So, be prepared for a couple’s shower afterward.
Sweet and Slimy Fake Cum
How to make fake cum feel slimy and taste good? By using a slime recipe!
Now, this recipe didn’t turn out at all as planning. However, from a distance it looks like authentic baby batter and feels even more realistic.
Plus, this fake cum recipe is edible, although not good for penetration or in ejaculating toys.
Here’s what you’ll need:
- 1 box clear gelatin
- ½ cup boiling water
- ¼ cup corn syrup
- 1 teaspoon powdered sugar
First, add the box of gelatin to the boiling water, mix with a fork and let stand for 5 minutes.
Then, slowly add the corn syrup to the mixture until it reaches the right consistency. But keep in mind, you can add more than the recipe calls for, if necessary.
Finally, mix in the powdered sugar to give your sweet, fake cum the right color.
The Cum Shot
As previously mentioned, this one has a decent appearance but feels pretty much like cum!
Edible Fake Cum with Fiber Too!
This fake cum recipe is sweet, slimy and helps you get your daily fiber intake! Plus, you may already have these ingredients around the house.
Unfortunately, I purchased the non-thickening fiber. So, please read those labels carefully!
Therefore, I don’t have any photos. Furthermore, from my personal experience in using psyllium fiber, I know this will feel a bit gritty, rather than smooth.
Here’s what you need to make this DIY cum recipe:
- 1 cup water
- 1 Tablespoon psyllium husk fiber (clear Metamucil)
- 1 Tablespoon powdered sugar
First, mix all the ingredients into a bowl until you have a slimy consistency. Then microwave ingredients until they just start to bubble.
Remove from the microwave.
Then, simply stir and cover until cooled to your preferred temperature.
Sticky Sweet Fake Cum
This recipe is truly DIY cum, as I stood in my kitchen, looking at the ingredients and made this one myself! And it turned out pretty good, as well as being my second favorite.
Plus, this slightly sweet, homemade fake cum recipe looks pretty convincing, tastes sweet and is only a wee bit sticky. That’s why you have to be sure and lap it all up!
Unfortunately, this one is not safe for internal use or for filling squirting vibrators or dildos.
All you need for this one is:
1 cup water
1 ½ Tablespoons corn starch
½ cup light corn syrup
1 Tablespoon sour cream
First, place the warm water in a small sauce pan. Then, add the corn starch and mix until dissolved.
Turn the heat to low-medium, and add the corn syrup. Keep stirring until the mixture begins to bubble and is thickening.
Next, remove from heat and stir in the sour cream. Finally, let the pan sit until the fake cum is cooled.
If it is too thick for your liking, simply add a little corn syrup and stir.
The Cum Shot
I don’t think this one looks too bad, for making it up as I went! Plus, I think it has a better flavor than the recipe with egg!
So, what exactly is fake cum? Fake cum is a substance made up of ingredients that, when combined, look like semen.
In addition, synthetic cum feels like the real thing with a slippery consistency. Not only that, some types of the slippery, mock jizz can actually mimic the taste of semen.
Finally, fake cum can either be purchased through your favorite adult product websites and brick and mortar adult stores. Or, if you can follow some very simple instructions, you can create DIY fake cum right in your own kitchen for a fraction of the cost of buying it.
Did you wander onto this page and are now curious as to why someone would want or need to use fake cum? Well, there are various reasons why someone would use synthetic ejaculate, most of which involve quantity.
You see, the average penis only produces a single teaspoon of cum per ejaculation. Although, in the throes of hot, passionate sex, or the dribbling afterglow, it seems to be a lot more than that.
In addition, if you’re a lover of adult films, I’m sure you’ve seen cum-shots that look as if they’re being expelled from a garden hose! Unfortunately, I am about to ruin your dreams and aspirations of blowing someone across the room with your love cannon of cum.
The fact is, the vast majority of adult films use fake cum to produce those incredible cream pies and body-coating shots of sperm. Yes, they use big ole jugs-o-cum.
Cut! Bring in the bottles of love juice, fill up the extra-large syringes and super soakers, and shoot!
But if you’re not filming yourself and your lover, why else would someone want to use fake cum? Here are some of the most common uses.
If You Have a Cum Fetish
Another reason someone would want to purchase or make a vat of fake cum is because they like it. And I mean really, really like it…. As in, they have a cum fetish or kink.
A cum fetish is a wee bit more than simply enjoying the site of globs of spew shooting out the end of a penis. In fact, a cum fetish is an all-out, rub it all over your body, lap-it-up, watch it drip, splatter and squirt all over everything, love for the slippery stuff.
And if you don’t happen to have a willing partner to produce the very thing that turns you on the most, the next best thing is to use fake cum. Moreover, even if you do have a willing, capable partner, you likely want more than they can produce in one evening.
Thus, some people use, and love, fake cum to fulfill that wonderfully, slippery fetish.
Fill an Ejaculating Dildo
Yet another reason someone would want to know how to make fake cum is to fill up an ejaculating dildo. Yes, they actually make dildos that shoot love juice!
And where do you get the creamy filling for these amazing ejaculating sex toys? Well, you can either purchase fake cum by the bottle or you can create your very own DIY fake cum right in your own kitchen.
Plus, ejaculating dildos can be a great deal of fun for realistic solo play, slippery, couple’s play or to fulfill that cum fetish all on your own.
Use Fake Cum for Lube
Why use fake cum? Another reason someone may use artificial ejaculate is for lubricant.
After all, our own, bodily lubricants are the best, most natural and long-lasting lubes you can come by. However, if you don’t happen to have a sperm-producing partner, you can use faux cum instead.
And although the fake stuff may not be as long-lasting as the real deal, it can still satisfy the desire for something that looks and feels similar.
Fake Cum for Erectile Dysfunction
Finally, some people may use fake cum when illness, injury or medications cause an inability to ejaculate, a form of erectile dysfunction. Using faux ejaculate may satisfy the physical and psychological desire to produce cum.
And let’s not forget that even those with erectile dysfunction have the same desires and kinks as the rest of us. Therefore, they may use fake cum for all of the additional reasons listed above.
Fun Names for Cum
The Best Fake Cum You Can Purchase
Knowing how to make fake cum with things around the house is great, in a pinch. But not all of us have the time or inclination to stir up a batch of faux love juice.
So, if you prefer not to do the whole DIY fake cum thing, you can order your very own bottle of cum to use at your leisure. Best yet, all of these products are body safe and can be used inside and outside the body.
Although, none of them are considered edible. Therefore, if you want fake cum that you can eat, you’ll want to stick to the recipes above.
Otherwise, take a look at these brands of faux cum and see which one you want to try! You can also take a peek at our comparison of the best 5 fake cum products you can buy.
The Best Faux Nut: Bust It Nut Butter Hybrid Glide
This fake cum is a Doc Johnson product and pairs perfectly with any of their ejaculating dildos. Bust It Nut Butter Hybrid Glide is water-based, body-safe and looks so incredibly realistic, you can barely distinguish it from the real thing!
Plus, I wrote a comprehensive review on this product! That way, you can read all of the details and find several places where you can purchase it.
Cum-Like Lube: Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant
It’s smooth, it’s slippery and it looks like cum! The Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant is perfect for all sorts of play. It’s body safe, safe for use with all sex toys and it’s creamy-white color is absolute perfection for cum fetish play.
Fake Cum Lube: Loadz Cum Load Unscented Water-Based Lubricant
This fake cum in a bottle gets 5 stars across the board! Loadz Cum Load Lubricant is just the stuff you need to satisfy that craving for tons of the slippery stuff.
Plus, this lube works with condoms, all sex toys and looks and feels like a freshly shot load.
Cal Exotics Brand Admiral Cum Unscented Lube
Last, but certainly not least, Cal Exotics has thrown their hat in the ring with their Admiral Cum Unscented Lube. Set sail on smooth, sexy and realistic seas of cum with this water-based, body safe lube.
Use it with your favorite sex toys or simply douse one another in this silky, slippery fake cum lube.
We’ve Come to the Fake Cum-Clusion
Imitation ejaculate has several uses, including using it as a lube, satisfying a cum kink or using that new, squirting dildo. But when you need some imitation jizz now, you can easily stir up a batch with things you have around the house.
In the meantime, order yourself a bottle of any of the above, realistic, fake cums. That way, when that cum kink hits, you’ll be ready to go; no DIY needed.