Mr. Hankey’s Toys BFG — Test & Review
Allen Wiltshire
Allen Wiltshire
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| : | Mr. Hankey’s Toys BFG — Test & Review |
- You like LARGE dildos.
- You like high quality toys.
- You like sicfi/fantasy dildos
- Don't want to spend a lot.
- Don't like the feeling of a lot of bumps.
- You want something that is easily compatible with strapons
The BFG is an extra large dildo made by Mr. Hankey's Toys. It boasts a whopping 10 inch insertable length and a toe curling 3.18 inch diameter at its widest part. The BFG is made up of one solid molded piece of premium silicone, and has a smooth texture. The design of the BFG is most definitely fantasy, it's a dildo comprised of three bulbus sections with a tapered width, a knobly head and spine, and a knot at the bottom with a flared flat base. The BFG can be used for both anal and vaginal play.
Not The BFG You’re Thinking Of.
When I first saw the title of the BFG way back when I bought it, the first thought that came to mind was, “big…friendly…giant?” I knew kinks came in all shapes, but I’d never heard of a Roald Dahl kink before. Then I read the description of the BFG, and while big fucking genitalia makes more sense, I’ll never get over the mental image of the big friendly giant with a monster knobly schlong. My wife and I were interested in the BFG as we wanted a dildo she could use on me that would fulfill my need for size, stimulate my prostate, look a bit other worldly for her, and be strapon compatible. Well it checked most of those boxes. The BFG along with most of the toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys offers are LARGE from the get go they are not beginner toys. The overall length of the medium sized BFG is 11in, and that’s it’s smallest size. From out of the box this big dildo quickly lived up to all my size king needs. While the BFG is one of the biggest toys I own, getting it in me has never been a problem as long as I’m warmed up and everything is well lubed there is no issue with it. The size is wonderfully filling and it creates great orgasms.A BFG From Another World
The shape of the BFG also checks all the necessary boxes. It’s head is tapered and has a well defined glans that’s nice and bumpy, this makes it really effective for prostate stimulation, The shaft of the BFG has three more bulbus sections all with generous bumps and ridges that makes insertion and fucking with it mind blowing. The pictures of the BFG don’t really do it justice on just how different the design of the BFG is. This fantasy dildo looks nothing like a human penis, and nothing like a horse or dog dildo, it is completely otherworldly in its appearance which to be fair, has become a bit of a staple for the designs at Mr. Hankey’s Toys. The sheer size and weight of the BFG also add to the aura that the BFG creates. Massive and imposing, but also beckoning you to want to try it out and see for yourself if you can handle all of it. When my wife said she wanted a dildo that would make her feel powerful and otherworldly, it’s obvious once you see it up close why the BFG was one of her picks.Did You Say Strap in Or Strap-On.
Up until now I’ve basically been gushing over how much I love the BFG, and it’s true, I do love it, it’s one of my favorite toys. That doesn’t mean it isn’t without it’s issues, and for me it has two glaring ones. As I mentioned earlier one of the reasons I got the BFG was to use for pegging with my wife. We saw that it had a flared base so we could MacGyver a ring to put around it to use for a harness. Well this was back in 2019, and at the time Mr. Hankey’s Toys didn’t offer any harnesses or rings for their toys like they do now, so we had to find our own. We were able to find rings that fit the base (the medium sized BFG requires harness rings with a 3in diameter at minimum), but at the time we were never able to find a harness that could easily accommodate a toy of this size, so sadly the BFG never had its day where the sun doesn’t shine as far as strapon paly is concerned. The second biggest issue I have with the BFG is the bend. The angle of the bend in the upper part of the shaft causes the head to bend over itself and more or less stop me from really going deep on it. It’s not every time that this happens, if I’m mindful of how I’m inserting it when I really want to go deeper it’s not an issue, but it does get annoying when I want to throw care to the wind and really go to town on it. while this is a known issue for me, it may not be for others who try it with anal or vaginal paly.BFG and Me.
Ever since I got the BFG years ago, it has been a constant go to in my anal play tool box. It feels great, looks awesome, and it’s made of premium materials. Aside from two issue that are mostly specific to me, I can’t find many faults with the BFG. It’s always going to be a toy I like and I don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of it. I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a massive monster dildo.
The design of the BFG by Hankey's Toys is almost perfect. The overall size and length of the BFG medium were just right for me, the head was easy to get in, and all the bumps felt wonderful. The design is totally other worldly and fantastical. The size and shape of the BFG make it demand your attention which makes it all the more wonderful when it's in you.
The BFG by Hankey's Toys is one of the easiest dildos to use as long as you are an experienced size queen/king. There are no moving parts or controls, no batteries, and the toy is massive so gripping it isn't a problem. Aside from the usual "slippery when lubed", the only real issues with using it is that it might be too heavy for some depending on what position they're in due to it weighing almost 2lb, and that the BFG is not strapon compatible unless you want to spend close to $100 for a harness that actually fits it. Another known issue for me is that of it's curved head. Due to the rather extreme degree of the curve it can become difficult to bottom out on the toy due to the head bending too much and blocking it from going further.
The quality of the BFG is top notch. There are no imperfections on the silicone, the toy is nice and solid, and it has a buttery smooth texture.
With the medium size of the BFG coming in at $149.95 already not a price to take lightly, even more so considering that the large, XL, and XXL and an additional $20, $34, and $48 respectively. While I personally believe that the quality and sheer amount of material, as well as the design are worth the price, in the end, it is up to you and whether or not you're comfortable spending $150 on a dildo.
For me the BFG has lived up to expectations for years of use. I still haven't gotten tired of it, and the BFG is still holding up great after all this time.
The packaging was discrete but very basic. Just a plain carboard box with the BFG inside. The BFG was vacuum wrapped in cellophane.
Overall, the materials for the BFG are great, it's made of high quality body safe silicone (almost 2lbs of it) and it shows. The only thing I will say is that the toy is a magnet for hair and lint, and no matter how much I clean it, it always seems a wee bit greasy, even after more than a year of use. After some research of Hankey's FAQ page, it may be due to steps in the production. To quote the FAQ: "Yes. One thing we do to help keep our costs lower than our competitors is to not wash the toys after production before they are shipped; we leave that up to the customer. Your toy will most likely have an oily or greasy substance on it. This is a release agent, such as vaseline or similar, that is used to keep your toy from adhering to the mold. This release agent is harmless but should be washed off prior to use. Our materials are tested for a variety of dangerous chemicals, and all of our products are 100% safe to use on delivery (once you wash them off)." So while it still feels a bit greasy after cleaning (at least to me) it is harmless. Speaking of cleaning, the BGF can be cleaned with either soap and water, boiling, or toy cleaner. If you've ever owned any large toys then you already know that storing the BFG is a bit of a head scratcher. It didn't come with any sort of storage bag, so I had to find my own, and settled for a gallon sized ziplock bag. Not the most elegant, but it fits.
| Length | 11 inches |
| Insertable length | 10 inches |
| Diameter | 2.47-3.18 inches |
| Materials | silicone |
| Texture | smooth |
| Weight | 2 lbs |
- Great if you're a size queen.
- Made of high quality silicone.
- Easy to clean.
- It can be too bendy at times.
- It's an expensive toy.
- IF you want to use it with a strap-on, you have to search for aftermarket DIY parts.
Mr. Hankeys Toys has yet again made a dildo that will make your jaw drop. The BFG is a fantastic toy for those who like it BIG and like a bit of fantasy to their sexual experiences. It's squishy texture makes insertion smooth for experienced players, and it's multiple bumps and bulges give a whole new meaning to the word sensation. Its medium size comes in at a large 11in total length and 3in diameter at its widest point. This dildo is a great choice for any experienced players to up their size game, but may be too much for those starting out, unless they really want a toy to work up to. The BFG is crafted from almost 2lbs of premium silicone, and the over all price for the toy reflects that, it is not a cheap toy by any means. The BFG is best for solo use or for couples use sans strap-on. While the BFG does have a flared base and after market rings can be found for it, finding a harness that actually fits the BFG is a whole different matter. My overall verdict is that while the BFG has some drawbacks to it, the toy itself has been phenomenal, it feels great, and its held up looking practically brand new for over the four years I've owned it.
