The 11 Best Non-Phallic Dildos That Don’t Look Realistic

   Kate Breen
Welcome to this in-depth review of some of the best non-phallic dildos on the market right now. Perfect insertable alternatives for anyone who’s looking dildos that don’t actually look like dildos! I’ve consulted the Bedbible Tester Team to help figure out how each of these dildos perform in real life. I’ve then ranked them and rated each of them individually in terms of design, price, and quality. I’ve also described any major pros and cons so you have all the information you need to find the perfect fit for you!
Test Winner

Tantus Cush

Test Winner

Tantus Cush

  • Dual density feels super lifelike
  • Premium quality
  • Harness compatible

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Cheapest

Gläs Purple Rain

Cheapest

Gläs Purple Rain

  • Double-ended design
  • Easy to use
  • Easy to clean and sterilize

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Beginner

Tantus Charmer

Beginner
Tantus Charmer

Tantus Charmer

  • Perfect for beginners
  • 4 massaging ridges along shaft
  • Flared, harness compatible base

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G-Spot

Tantus Curve

G-Spot
Tantus Curve's curvy design will stimulate the clitoris internally. This can lead a clitoral orgasm and a g-spot orgasm.

Tantus Curve

  • 100% body-safe silicone
  • Flexible yet firm
  • Dramatic curved for targeted g-spot or p-spot pleasure

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Beaded

Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo

Beaded
Lovehoney Sensual Glass Dildo Beaded Dildo

Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo

  • Made of 100% body-safe borosilicate glass
  • Good size and shape for different levels of experience
  • Temperature responsive glass

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Metal

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

Metal

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

  • Made of stainless steel
  • 8 inches of insertable length
  • 1 inch, 1.75 inch diameter ends

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Poseable

Fun Factory Limba Flex

Poseable

Fun Factory Limba Flex

  • Incredibly poseable
  • Srong suction cup base
  • High quality materials

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Ribbed

Maia Kendall Dildo

Ribbed

Maia Kendall Dildo

  • Spiralled ridges for extra stimulation
  • Suction cup base
  • 100% waterproof

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Fantasy

Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo

Fantasy

Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo

  • Great value considering the price
  • Strong suction cup base
  • Strap-on compatible

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Wand

Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch

Wand
Crystal Heart Dildo

Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch

  • 1.4 inch ridged bulbs
  • 6 inches of insertable length
  • Heart topped base

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1 Test Winner

Tantus Cush

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95/100
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97/100
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100/100
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 Tantus Cush

  • want to try a dual density dildo
  • want a non-phalic dildo that still feels lifelike
  • enjoy the gradient design
  • need something suitable for different experience levels
  • need a dildo that's anal safe
  • want something harness compatible

Tantus Cush

  • are on a bit of a budget
  • want a strong suction cup base
  • prefer soemthing less girthy

The Tantus Cush is a high-quality dual density dildo that combines a solid silicone core with a soft, squishy exterior layer. Available in pink or purple, it features a striking gradient design that’s as visually appealing as it is pleasurable. The Cush has a special non-phallic dildo shape and is designed with a deep ridge about halfway down its shaft and a pronounced glans, targeting the G-spot and A-spot during penetration. Even though it doesn’t have a suction cup base, I love that its flared, non-stick base makes it suitable for anal use and compatible with strap-on harnesses. Being 100% body-safe, waterproof, and easy to clean and sterilize, the Tantus Cush stands out for both its functionality and aesthetic appeal.

  • Dual density feels super lifelike
  • Premium quality
  • Harness compatible
  • Intense internal massage
  • Gradient design

  • No suction cup base
  • Pronounced ridge can be uncomfortable for some
Tantus Cush
Length7 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.75 inches
WaterproofSubmersible
MaterialsUltra-Premium Silicone
Storage Bag IncludedNo
FlexibilityFlexible
Colors AvailableRose Quartz, Twilight

I am personally a big fan of the beautiful gradient design of the Tantus Cush. The pronouced yet tapered tip, along with the raised ridge around the middle makes this simple dildo look just non-phallic enough while still providing a lifelike internal feel, thanks the dual-density aspect as well. The squishy exterior coupled with the solid core provided a comfortable yet firm experience! However, I did find that the pronounced ridge, while adding to the stimulation, did create more friction than expected, which just required extra lube. This wasn’t a deal-breaker but something to be mindful of. I do think the lack of a suction cup base was a slight letdown, especially considering the price point. Despite these minor drawbacks, I still think the Tantus Cush is a fantastic choice for those seeking a non-phallic, high-quality dildo. This is also why it’s the Test Winner of this round-up!

2 Cheapest

Gläs Purple Rain Dildo

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90/100
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75/100
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90/100
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 Gläs Purple Rain

  • need a more affordable non-phallic dildo
  • like the idea of a glass dildo
  • would like a double-ended non-phallic dildo
  • need something that's not too girthy
  • want to explore temperature play

Gläs Purple Rain

  • prefer a non-phallic that's soft and flexible
  • want a suction cup base
  • Prefer something that's more durable e.g. a metal dildo

The Gläs Purple Rain Dildo is a uniquely designed glass dildo that stands out with its artistic and functional appeal. This modest-sized dildo shape showcases four distinct bumps along its shaft, creating a sensory experience that’s both unique and stimulating. The double-ended design also allows you to enjoy a slimmer, smoother shaft with a curved, pronounced tip for targeted g-spot or p-spot massage. I love that the design is far from realistic, but, on the other hand, resembles something an art deco architect might dream up!

  • Double-ended design
  • Easy to use
  • Easy to clean and sterilize
  • Curved for G-Spot or P-spot stimulation
  • Compatible with all kinds of lube

  • Could become slippery with lube
  • Less durable than metal or silicone dildos
Gläs Purple Rain
Length7 inches
Insertable length5 inches
Diameter1 inches
MaterialsGlass
WaterproofYes
Storage Bag IncludedYes
Colors AvailablePurple

I think the Gläs Purple Rain Dildo is an excellent choice for those seeking a stylish, simple dildo, and uniquely satisfying experience without breaking the bank. Its design and material cater to those who appreciate subtle and specific pleasures. You can explore temperature play and experience the bliss of super firm internal massage with this little guy. While it may require additional stimulation for climax, I think its ability to enhance intimacy and explore new sensory realms makes it a valuable addition to any collection. Ideal for intermediate users, I think it’s a stunning (and affordable) example of a dildo that doesn’t look like a dildo!

3 Beginner

Tantus Charmer G-Spot and P-Spot Dildo

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90/100
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90/100
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100/100
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 Tantus Charmer

  • are looking for a beginner-friendly non-phallic dildo
  • are craving a couple's toy
  • love ridged unrealistic dildos
  • want a harness compatible toy

Tantus Charmer

  • prefer something slightly more girthy
  • need a suction cup dildo

Measuring 1.2 inches in diameter, the Tantus Charmer is a sexy little toy, perfect for beginners wanting to explore the pleasures of non-phallic dildo fun. This smooth dildo is 6.5 inches in insertable length, just long enough to charm your G-spot or P-spot into submission with its 4 ridges. Perfect for those sensual internal massages and for a filling and thrilling sensation! Because of its flared base, it’s a great choice for anal play. Or why not pop it into a harness and explore the pleasures of strap-on play or some pegging?

  • Perfect for beginners
  • 4 massaging ridges along shaft
  • Flared, harness compatible base
  • 6.5 inches, insertable length

  • Flexibility is rigid
  • Some find the dildo is too short
  • Flexible shaft may not stimulate spots
  • No suction cup base
Tantus Charmer
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.2 inches
MaterialsSilicone
FlexibilityFirm

This Charmer of a non-realistic dildo from Tantus is a great addition to any play kit. A slim and sexy warm-up dildo for those more experienced and a teasing training toy for beginners. The ridges are designed to repeatedly stimulate your sweet spot each time as it moves in and out. The flared base makes it amazing for hands-free fun. Or to give in to some strap-on teasing. If you’re looking for a firm dildo that rubs you the right way, this is a great choice.

4 G-Spot

Tantus Curve

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95/100
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87/100
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100/100
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 Tantus Curve

  • want a flexible dildo that still feels nice and firm
  • like the idea of sublte ridges along the shaft
  • want something you can use with a strap-on harness
  • want a premium quality dildo that won't break the bank

Tantus Curve

  • need a strong suction cup base
  • want a silky smooth surface
  • prefer a non-phallic dildo that still feels pretty lifelike

The Tantus Curve is a non-phallic curved dildo crafted from premium, body-safe silicone. Its standout feature is the pronounced curve of its shaft, designed to target the G-spot or prostate with precision. The dildo sports a slightly tapered tip and offers a balance of flexibility and firmness, ensuring both comfort and effective stimulation. While it boasts a grippy, harness-compatible base, it lacks a true suction cup, which might limit some hands-free play options.

  • 100% body-safe silicone
  • Flexible yet firm
  • Dramatic curved for targeted g-spot or p-spot pleasure
  • Tapered tip for easy insertion
  • Harness-compatible

  • The silicone does have a bit of a rough, grippy texture
  • Requires a lot of lube
  • No suction cup
Tantus Curve
Length6 inches
Insertable length5 inches
Diameter1.37 inches
MaterialsUltra-Premium Silicone
WaterproofYes
FlexibilityFlexible
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailablePurple

The Tantus Curve is a delightful addition to the world of non-phallic dildos, especially for those who appreciate a blend of creativity and functionality. Its curved design and tapered tip are excellent for deep, targeted stimulation of the g-spot or p-spot. I did notice that the matte texture of the silicone, while requiring generous lubrication, adds to the overall experience, providing a unique sensation that differs from some of the smoother toys on this list. I actually think it’s particularly suited for those who enjoy a fuller feeling and are not complete beginners in penetrative toys. Again, I’m not a fan of dildos without true suction cup bases, but I still think the Tantus Curve should get credit where credit is due. Its effectiveness in harness play, anal play, and solo use more than compensates. Priced reasonably for its quality, I believe the Tantus Curve is a worthy investment for anyone looking to explore deeper, more targeted internal stimulation.

5 Beaded

Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo

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100/100
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100/100
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100/100
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 Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo

  • crave a beaded unrealistic toy
  • love a weighted dildo
  • want a non-phallic dildo that's also anal safe
  • like the idea of temperature play

Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo

  • want a non-phallic dildo that's harness compatible
  • prefer a silicone dildo

The Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo is another amazing glass dildo to add to your sex play kit. The unique beaded design provides a really fun sensation during both vaginal and anal penetration. Made of borosilicate glass, this non-phallic dildo is gloriously weighted to give you that even fuller feeling. Measuring 7 inches in insertable length and 1.35 inches in diameter, you’ll be sure to be writhing in pleasure in no time. Even though this simple dildo may seem like a big boy, it has a slightly tapered head so insertion will only add to the waves of pleasure!

  • Made of 100% body-safe borosilicate glass
  • Good size and shape for different levels of experience
  • Temperature responsive glass
  • Compatible with all types of lube
  • Easy to clean and sterilize

  • No suction cup base
  • Glass may be too firm for some
  • Not harness compatible
Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo
Insertable length7 inches
Diameter1.35 inches
MaterialsBorosilicate glass
FlexibilityRigid

This beaded dildo offers a really incredible sensation with its unique texture! Again, this is the kind of dildo that doesn’t actually look like a dildo. I appreciate that the tip is slightly tapered for an easier and more comfortable insertion. A huge pro here is that this non-phallic dildo is on of the most versatile option in the review. It’s a double-ended dildo, it’s a glass dildo, it’s a beaded dildo, it can be used as regular anal beads, it’s a curved dildo, a weighted dildo, it can be used with all kinds of lube out there, and it’s even temperature responsive! So, yeah, you’re getting a lot of bang for your buck with this one! This non-realistic dildo is a bigger boy that packs a lot of sensation in one thrust, so I would say it’s idea for users who already have some experience with using dildos.  Along with that, you should keep in mind that it doesn’t have a flare base and can’t be used with a strap-on. All anal play should be engaged in with extra caution aws well!

6 Metal

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

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100/100
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95/100
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100/100
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 Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

  • want an elegant non-phallic dildo shape
  • love the feel of stainless steel
  • prefer a double ended dildo
  • like the idea of a weighted dildo
  • want to splurge on a high-end sex toy

Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

  • want a dildo with a base
  • are on a budget
  • prefer something more lightweight

Here we have another dildo that doesn’t look like a dildo. The Njoy Pure Wand is a firm favorite among its buyers (and here at Bedbible) and it’s easy to see why! This double-ended smooth dildo measures almost 8 inches from end to end but is actually 10 inches along the curve! The elegant curve is expertly designed to hit your G spot (or P spot), quickly pushing yourself over the edge of orgasm. The smaller end measures 1 inch across and the bigger end comes in at 1.75 inches, perfect for whatever your body is craving. And because it’s stainless steel, it’s compatible with all lubricants and is super easy to clean!

  • Made of stainless steel
  • 8 inches of insertable length
  • 1 inch, 1.75 inch diameter ends
  • Temperature responsive metal

  • No textured elements along shaft
  • No base for non-phallic strap-on play
  • Weighted feeling may not suit some
  • Can be intimidating for beginners
Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo
Insertable length8 inches
Diameter1, 1.75 inches
MaterialsStainless Steel
FlexibilityRigid

The nJoy Pure Wand is an unrealistic metal dildo that keeps impressing users over and over again. The unique dildo shape with its perfect curvature expertly hits your g-spot or p-spot for a firm and intense massage. And with the option of the differently sized ball ends, you’ll be sure to get your body writhing in Njoy-ment! Because it’s made of steel it is quite heavy which is definitely a question of preference. some may really like how the added weight assists in massaging the g-spot or p-spot, where some might find it tiresome to use, especially if they have grip issues. Keep in mind that this smooth and simple dildo gets very slippery with lube! One crucial aspect of this non-phallic dildo is the price. This is a luxury dildo that definitely has the price tag to go with it. This is not a budget-friendly item, and there are similar alternatives on the market that are slightly cheaper. However, there’s a reason why this simple dildo is oh so very popular. It performs very well. Also, this kind of metal dildo is known to be very durable and has lifetime warranty. You’ll be investing in your future pleasure when purchasing this dildo.

7 Poseable

Fun Factory Limba Flex Medium Dildo

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95/100
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95/100
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100/100
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 Fun Factory Limba Flex

  • want a non-phallic dildo that's poseable
  • want to be able to customize the angles
  • want a really strong suction cup base
  • are looking for a good quality dildo
  • need a dildo that's ideal for beginners or anal

Fun Factory Limba Flex

  • need a very firm dildo
  • prefer shorter dildos
  • don't want a dildo that has a tendency to hold onto lint

The Fun Factory Limba Flex is a flexible dildo like no other. It can be frustrating trying to find the perfectly angled unrealistic dildo suited to your body, especially if it’s an expensive guess. The Limb Flex has an internal wire allowing you to bend it to your favorite angles while it keeps its shape as you ride it! Why not mold it to expertly rub against your G-spot and then give it to your partner to bend to hit their sweet spots? Coming in at 7 inches insertable length and 1.25 across the widest point, this flexible little guy offers thrilling satisfaction while still being beginner-friendly and ideal for anal play because of the super tapered tip!

  • Incredibly poseable
  • Srong suction cup base
  • High quality materials
  • Simple to use
  • Easy to clean and sterilize
  • Anal safe

  • Doesn't provide a very internal massage
  • There a bit of learning curve to master the poseable feature
  • The sanded silicone attracts hair and lint
Fun Factory Limba Flex
Length7 inches
Insertable length6.8 inches
Diameter1.26 inches
FlexibilityPoseable
MaterialsSilicone
WaterproofYes
Storage Bag IncludedYes
Colors AvailableDeep Sea Blue

Unlike other non-phallic dildos, the Fun Factory Limba Flex is extremely poseable and holds its new shape pretty well. Perfect for discovering and exploring all the different angles that will push you over the edge! I really like how strong the suction cup ase is depsite its small size. This allows for some serious hands-free fun! I also like that the unique shape of the base lets you know while direction the dildo is curved towards one inside. The super tapered tip makes this dildo absolutely perfect for exploring anal and pegging. Why not discover the pleasures you can give your partner with this non-phallic strap-on-friendly dildo? While it is on the pricier side, I can confirm that you’ll be getting high-quality dildo with the Fun Factory Limba Flex! Also, the poseable feature adds a lot to the overall value!

8 Ribbed

Maia Kendall Dildo

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98/100
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98/100
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99/100
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 Maia Kendall Dildo

  • like the sensation of a ribbed dildo
  • are looking for a bit of girther toy
  • need a suction cup base

Maia Kendall Dildo

  • don't like firm dildos
  • need something slimmer

The Maia Kendall Dildo is the ultimate toy for corkscrew pleasure! With an insertable length of 7.5 inches, this non-phallic dildo isn’t for the faint-hearted. But if you’re craving a filling feeling, this silicone dildo has you covered with its 1.8-inch diameter. The spiralled ridges on the shaft provide impressive stimulation with every thrust, while the bulbous head can massage your internal sweet spots at the same time! I am happy to announce that this simple dildo has a strong suction cup base. Stick it on your bathtub, your wall mirror, or a sturdy chair and take it for a wild ride.

  • Spiralled ridges for extra stimulation
  • Suction cup base
  • 100% waterproof
  • Curved shaft for internal massage
  • Body-safe silicone

  • Can be a bit too firm for some
  • Not suitable for beginners
  • Suction cup may not be strong enough
Maia Kendall Dildo
Length8 inches
Insertable length7 inches
Diameter1.75 inches
WaterproofYes
MaterialsSilicone
Storage Bag IncludedNo
FlexibilityFlexible
TextureRibbed

The Maia Kendall Dildo is a delightful addition to any collection, especially for those who appreciate a bit of texture and curve in their play. You already know, I always appreciate a good uction cup base. This just adds a layer of versatility, making it suitable for hands-free enjoyment in all sorts of locations.  I will say that the silicone is quite firm and not at all very squishy. So, if you were looking for something with a little but more give to it, I would suggest opting for one of the more flexible options or one of the dual-density options. While it may not be the best choice for beginners due to its size and lack of vibrations, I think it’s an excellent option for intermediate users looking for a non-phallic, textured dildo! 

9 Fantasy

Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo

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95/100
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70/100
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70/100
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 Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo

  • want a beautiful dildo that stands out!
  • already have some experience with girhty dildos
  • want a super girthy dildo to stretch you out
  • have a mermaid/merman/merperson or general ocean fetish/kink
  • need a suction cup base

Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo

  • are a complete dildo beginner
  • aren't interested in a fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo is a fantasy-themed, mermaid-inspired creation that adds a splash of color and intrigue to any collection. Measuring an impressive 8 inches, this non-phallic dildo exceeds expectations in size and design. It has a unique swirled pattern in green, blue, and gold, complete with fish scales, making it really visually captivating. Handcrafted in the USA from flexible-density platinum silicone, it promises durability and safety. The Aqua-King is not just about looks; it’s designed for intense G-spot or anal stimulation, catering to those who enjoy the sensations of stretching.

  • Great value considering the price
  • Strong suction cup base
  • Strap-on compatible
  • Great textures
  • Absolutely stunning!

  • Packaging doesn't quite match the dildo
  • Doesn't stick well to wet surfaces
  • Best suited for an advanced user due to it's size
Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo
Length8.5 inches
Insertable length7.5 inches
Diameter2 inches
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone
WaterproofYes
FlexibilityFlexible
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableGreen/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery

The Aqua-King is a standout product for several reasons. Its stunning design and handcrafted quality make it a unique addition to any collection. The strong suction cup and harness compatibility add versatility, allowing for various play scenarios. While the packaging might be underwhelming, the product itself is not. It’s particularly suited for advanced users due to its size and girth. The dildo’s material is non-porous, making it easy to clean and safe for sharing. Priced at $107, it offers great value, especially considering its high-quality material and craftsmanship. The Aqua-King is an excellent choice for those seeking a long, girthy, and visually striking dildo for a fantasy-filled adventure.

10 Wand

Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch

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95/100
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75/100
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100/100
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 Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch

  • love the feeling of glass toys
  • want an elegantly smooth dildo
  • crave a ridged shaft
  • like the cute design

Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch

  • don't like weighted toys
  • prefer softer, more flexible non-phallic dildos

Add a touch of magic to your fun with this Crystal Heart Wavy Glass pleasure wand! Made of body-safe borosilicate glass, this elegant non-phallic dildo is a must-have for those who want to bring some elegance to their dildo play! With its 1.4 wide bulbous ridges, this heart-bottomed dildo is sure to caress every curve and pleasure center of your body with each thrust. And, because it measures 6 inches insertable length, you’ll be confident that no spot will be left behind!

  • 1.4 inch ridged bulbs
  • 6 inches of insertable length
  • Heart topped base
  • Tapered end for easy insertion

  • Small flared base
  • Glass is temperature responsive
  • Is inflexible to unique body angles
  • Weighted feeling may be unpleasant
Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo 6 Inch
Insertable length6 inches
Diameter1.4 inches
MaterialsBorosilicate glass
WaterproofYes

This smooth dildo is a sultry but sexy toy for any solo or couple play. The flared base and heart topper are perfect sizes for solo grip (or if you want to give control to your partner). However, the base may be too skinny for comfortable anal use or strap-on play. Unrealistic dildos made of glass add an extra weighted feeling, enhancing that feeling of fullness and pleasure. So, it may not suit everyone. But, it’s a very cute design and well worth its great price!

Fulfill Your Fantasies With This Non-Phallic Dildo

There’s no end to the possibilities of what you can achieve with sex toys. Do you want to explore some more spicy BDSM fantasies? Why not go a little further and discover the pleasures of fulfilling your otherworldly fantasies?

Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo by Uberrime

Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo by Uberrime - Fulfill Your Fantasies With This Non-Phallic Dildo
  • Measuring 11.5 inches insertable and 2.5 inches in diameter at its widest point, this deep-sea monster is not for the faint-hearted sailor!
  • Made of silicone, it’s incredibly soft and flexible, perfect for tentacle exploration.
  • A tapered end and flared base ensure there’s nothing to be lost at sea!

Get Creative With Your Non-Phallic "Food" Dildos

Why restrict your steamy session to just some chocolate sauce or whipped cream? Why not include some tasty food with your penetrative fun with body-safe non-lifelike dildos? Take a look at these drool-worthy toys!

Marshmallow Silicone Twisty Dildo by SelfDelve

Marshmallow Silicone Twisty Dildo by SelfDelve - Get Creative With Your Non-Phallic "Food" Dildos
  • This smooth dildo is 7.75 insertable and is 1.7 inches at its widest point.
  • Those colorful winding twists are expertly placed for the ultimate pleasure as this marshmallow dildo twists and thrusts within you.

Eggplant Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve

Eggplant Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve - Get Creative With Your Non-Phallic "Food" Dildos
  • With an insertable length of 6.5 inches, you’ll be a veggie lover in no time. Its smallest point is 1.6 inches in diameter, whereas the largest is 2.4 inches across.
  • What makes this smooth dildo even more special, it changes to a sky blue color when it warms to your body!

Corn On The Cob Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve

Corn On The Cob Silicone Dildo By SelfDelve - Get Creative With Your Non-Phallic "Food" Dildos
  • Slightly tapered at the tip, this cob makes for easy insertion. And you’ll need it with a maximum diameter of 1.6 inches and an insertable length of 6.5 inches.
  • The typical corn look isn’t just hunger-inducing but it also adds incredible texture for continuous peaks of pleasure with each twist and thrust!

Looking for a Non-Realistic Squirting Dildo?

Fancy a fake creampie? One of the hidden pleasures of sex is feeling when your partner ejaculates. But who says you need a penis-alternative that only a male giver can be the only one to provide that flood of fluid? Well, no more! Now you can share this wave of pleasure with your partner through pegging or enjoy the feeling if you’re not penis-inclined! Luckily, there are amazing strap-on toys so there’s nothing holding you back from giving into this dirty pleasure!

Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo

Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo - Looking for a Non-Realistic Squirting Dildo?
  • The Strap-On-Me Squirting Dildo comes in at 6.5 inches insertable and 1.5 inches in diameter.
  • It’s harness compatible, so you can give over control to your partner and let them decide when it’s time to feel that flood of fluid washing over your insides!
  • All you need to do is simply choose your fluid and load the 1 fl oz syringe. Then you can easily reload the syringe if you or your partner is craving some more!

Comparing the Best Non-Phallic Dildos at a Glance

When exploring the world of non-phallic dildos, the choices can be diverse and cater to a wide range of preferences and experiences. From materials like silicone, glass, and stainless steel to various shapes and sizes, each product offers a unique experience. Here’s a brief comparison of several non-phallic dildos, categorized to help you find the best fit for your needs, whether you’re a beginner, an advanced user, or looking for a budget-friendly option.

For Beginners:

  1. Tantus Charmer: With a relatively low price and a user-friendly design (90/100 in ease of use), this simple dildo is a great starting point for beginners. Its size (6.5 inches insertable length, 1.2 inches diameter) is manageable for those new to the experience.
  2. Gläs Purple Rain: This glass dildo is not only visually appealing but also beginner-friendly with its smaller size (5 inches insertable length, 1 inch diameter). It’s also medium-priced compared to other glass dildos on the market, and the cheapest opption on this list, making it accessible for newcomers.

For Advanced Users:

  1. Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo: For those seeking a more intense and unique experience, the Njoy Pure Wand offers a substantial size (8 inches insertable length, 1 to 1.75 inches diameter) and the unique sensation of weighted stainless steel. It’s a high-end option in terms of price but is renowned for its quality and ability to provide really intense stimulation. I mean, it’s even become known as the squirting dildo!
  2. Uberrime Aqua-King Dildo: This large dildo stands out with its impressive size (7.5 inches insertable length, 2 inches diameter) and unique handpoured design. It’s a low-priced option for those seeking a more adventurous experience and like the sensation of being stretched out or filled out by a non-representational dildo.

For Budget-Conscious Users:

  1. Maia Kendall Dildo: With a low price and high quality (99/100), this dildo is an excellent choice for budget-conscious users. It offers a good balance of size (7 inches insertable length, 1.75 inches diameter) and ease of use (98/100)
  2. Gläs Purple Rain: Another budget-friendly option, this glass dildo offers a unique texture and aesthetic appeal, along with a user-friendly size (5 inches insertable length, 1 inch diameter).

How to Choose the Right Non-Phallic Dildo

Figuring out which kind of dildo would be best for you can take some time and experimentation. There are a lot of factors to consider: the size, girth, harness compatibility, safe for anal use, if balls are attached. When it comes to non-phallic dildos, you also need to think of what type of design you like and if it fits your fantasy. Check out some of my best tips on how to pick the perfect non-phallic dildo for you!

Shape of You

Shape of You - How to Choose the Right Non-Phallic Dildo
  • Shape is incredibly important to think about before buying a non-phallic dildo.
  • If you’re unsure what shape to choose, think whether you like a filling feeling or prefer long dildos over girth.
  • If you’re new to dildos, make sure to look for ones with a tapered end for easy insertion.

Materials Matter

Materials Matter - How to Choose the Right Non-Phallic Dildo
  • Non-phallic or realistic, you should always go for dildos made of non-porous materials, like silicone, glass, metal, or even ABS plastic. The first three materials are most commonly seen in dildos and they’re also easy to clean and sterilize in boiling water.
  • Avoid porous materials since they aren’t actually safe for internal use. The microscopic holes in the surface of the material can harbor dirt and bacteria over time, making it unsafe for internal use. If you are using a dildo made of porous materials, at least slap a condom on it!

Ribbed For Your Peasure

Ribbed For Your Peasure - How to Choose the Right Non-Phallic Dildo
  • What makes non-phallic dildos amazing is that they are limitless in how they are textures.
  • Many unrealistic dildos have bulb like ridges. Or, as in the case of the SelfDelve Corn on the Cob dildo, a knobbly shaft provides constant pleasure.
  • If you’re unsure what you’ll like, it’s a good idea to start with non-phallic dildos that don’t have extreme ridges in them until you know what you like

How to Use Non-Phallic Dildos

Using non-lifelike dildos during your solo or couple sessions can majorly enhance the enjoyment of exploring different interests and kinks. But, how do you use non-phallic dildos?

Solo Sessions

Solo Sessions

Seems fairly straight forward, right? Non-phallic dildos are an amazing way to play out different kinks and fantasies in the comfort of your own space. If you’re unsure if you like the idea of using a lifelike dildo, unrealistic dildos are the ultimate compromise!

Couple Kinks

Couple Kinks

If you want to learn or show your saucy interests with your partner, non-phallic dildos are a great middle ground. Some people can be uncomfortable introducing a penis looking dildo into their couple sessions. No matter if you’re in a same sex couple or not! Not only that, why not grow your trust in each other even more by introducing some other-worldly or deep-sea fantasies?

Anal Adventures

Anal Adventures

Before using any toy, be sure that it’s safe for anal use! Discovering the pleasures of anal play is incredibly erotic. But, because of its sensitivity, it’s important to go small and slowly at the beginning. Until you’re ready to graduate up a level, that is! Make sure your non-phallic dildo is at least flared at the base. And if you fancy incorporating it until your couple play, check for its harness compatibility too!

How to Clean Non-Phallic Dildos

When it comes to cleaning non-phallic dildos, it's much like any other sex toy. It depends on the material is made from as there's a greater variety of choices with unrealistic dildos. If your dildo doesn't contain an electrical element, you can simply rinse it with warm soapy water and dry it gently with a towel. If it does have an unremovable electrical component, wipe the toy down with a warm, soapy cloth or with antibacterial wipes. And allow it to dry completely before storing away.

Cleaning different materials

FAQ

Water-based lube is an all-rounder and is suitable for all materials. As many non-phallic dildos are made from stainless steel and borosilicate glass, you have the option to use silicone-based lubes with those toys. Always follow the product's recommended lube type.

This is completely up to each person's preference. Stainless and borosilicate glass are both amazing materials for temperature play. But they're both heavier than their silicone counterparts so if you don't like that weighted feeling or have pelvic floor issues, these materials may not suit.

Anyone can use these toys. Each person has their own interests and kinks and these unrealistic dildos are designed to let you explore them. For many reasons, many people don't like the idea of using a penis-like dildo during their steamy sessions but they still want to experience that filling feeling. Non-phallic dildos are perfect for these times as well as for living out your wildest fantasies!

Nope! While it’s true that many dildos resemble penises, there are also many dildos that work great despite not looking like a real penis.

As long as the dildo in question has a flared base, you can use it anally! You should avoid using dildos anally that lack a flared base because these toys can be over inserted and require medical intervention to remove them from your anus.

What is a non-phallic dildo?

A non-phallic dildo is essentially a simple dildo that doesn't look like a real-life penis. Each unrealistic dildo will vary on how different it looks from a typical dildo shape. It could be ribbing along the shaft, a bulbous head, or even just the rigidity of steel or glass. Since they’re not limited to an anatomically accurate design, there are a seemingly unlimited number of designs for non-phallic dildos and the dimensions (length and width) vary widely. The world is your oyster when picking your new non-phallic friend!

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