Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator — Test & Review

My First Impressions

When the package arrived, the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator was shipped in a discreet box — I couldn’t tell what it was or where it came from, which is always nice when you don’t get the look from your UPS driver. Upon opening, I was thrilled to see the very nice inner box packing for the product and upon opening that box, I saw the paper wrapped toy like I was opening a nicely presented present for Christmas morning. This might sound strange, but the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator product packaging was very well put together and came with everything I need to get started, plus a few fun extras like a cool sticker and funny adult door hanger card. Opening the box, the toy comes in a very nice window box, durable almost like a high end audio product would come in. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator includes a magnetic USB charging cable, a sample lube, a sample personal moisturizer, some stickers and instruction card for cleaning and usage. I thoroughly washed the toy and plugged it in to charge up. Charging took about 45 minutes before the light went from blinking to solid (meaning it’s completely charged). I grabbed my sample lube and was ready for business.

How Did It Feel?

The insertion hole on the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is different than what I’ve been used to. It is NOT a typical masturbator in the sense you insert your member all of the way in. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is designed to sit on top of your penis head, so you need to use a hand to hold it while it is working the magic. I’m an average/medium girth guy and it was pretty comfortable once I was erect. It is a different sensation though, as again, it does NOT wrap your whole member. This toy requires a lot of lube to keep from feeling like a rubber wand is whacking your guy and I found having just enough slippery stuff made the sensations tingle a little more. I started by just using the weight of the toy to get a feel for it’s design. It was very nice with the light touch, almost like edging to the tip of my shaft. When you first turn it on, it starts at level 2 vibrations. If you click the minus button, it will drop to the lowest rumbly vibration. I found that the longer I kept using the toy with its own weight, the more used to the sensation I got. After ensuring I could feel things the way the toy was designed, I started to increase the vibration intensity. The manufacturer of the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator couldn’t have put a better vibrating mechanism in this toy — wow!

Trying a Different Way

After playing with the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator using it’s own weight, I decided to try and simulate a little more of the blowjob effect that the manufacturer claims it does. I again lubed up my toy and, this time, applied a little pressure pulling toward me over my penis head. This definitely changed the sensation as the vibrations were more pronounced at times. I also spun the toy upside down and attempted to feel that “blow job” experience they advertise.  None of these combinations provided me that feeling. But,  it was still a ton of fun and quickly helped me take care of business. I’m a big proponent and lover of VR porn, so I downloaded a few of my favorite movies and threw on my headset. Unlike using other sex dolls in this manner, I didn’t get the same excitement as I thought I would have. So I took off the headset and again just closed my eyes to feel the rumbly fun go through my veins.

Takeaways

I really enjoy the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator. I own other more expensive masturbators, some heavier, some smaller, some more sophisticated, but this one is so simple in its design and feels just right for helping me get the job done. And those vibrations – DAMN!