The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine — Test & Review

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine was enrobed in flamboyancy, with a pearlescent saddle and vibrant accents. Pastel attachments glimmered with flecks of silver glitter, and a heavenly skyscape ornated the floor mat. A rainbow flogger dangled from the machine like a tail, which could be detached for punishing pleasure. It was as if The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine attended BronyCon and emerged a higher being. Perfection! The ergonomic design comfortably contoured to the thighs, and vegan leather cushioned the ride.

The actual sex machine required no assembly. Attachments were beginner friendly, and the silicone easily stretched over the contact piece. This became slightly more challenging with a spring or silicone rod. The lowest settings may be suited for some newbies, although the power was intense. The machine was easily stored under a bed, then slid out and plugged in for playtime. That being said, it weighed 24.5 lbs. The manual advises against use if one has a mental or physical limitation which may prevent them from operating the machine. See page 10 of the manual for more information.

This Unicorn was fashioned from premium materials, which could pleasure passengers up to 400 lbs. The silicone base sturdied the steed during rough rides, and protected floors from scuffing. The silicone attachments were flexible and resistant to tearing. Though loud, that's to be expected from a motor of this magnitude. It's certainly not a toy to use while the in-laws are visiting... unless you're trying to prove a point, but that's none of my business. It'd be great for theatrics; but if you're wanting discretion, save it for a day when you're alone... and your neighbors are at work.

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine retails for $1,750, though it's currently on sale for $1,400 on RideTheCowgirl.com. It comes with a detachable Rainbow Tail Flogger, Uni Horn Silicone Attachment, Magic Hide Silicone Attachment, Ethereal Clouds Mat, spring and plastic stems (6 of each), a corded LED remote, AC/DC global adapter, 4 detachable power cords (North America, UK, EU, and Australia cords included), and user manual. The Cowgirl App 2.0 elevates this sex machine above competitors, by offering limitless combinations of vibration patterns and rotation. $1,750 may be a hefty bounty, but it's unlike any ride you'll get from handhelds.

I expected an intense ride, and The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine most certainly delivered. The 8-foot power cord reached an outlet wherever I desired to pleasure myself. As mentioned, the App only works up to 30-feet from The Unicorn. This felt pretty limiting. It took about 3-seconds for each command to come to fruition, and vibrations increased incrementally (which I appreciated). While App compatibility is a huge bonus for me, this was the first toy for which I preferred using the physical remote. I loved the amplifier-like knobs and precision control.

The Unicorn Premium Sex Machine came in a box just as colorful as the product. Graphics accurately displayed the contents within, while bullets concisely conveyed use. Everything was safely packaged and snuggly placed into a perfectly compact fit. Layers of thick Styrofoam cushioned the sides of the box and protected the machine from dings. Each attachment was encased in a baggie, and the cords were nestled into cardboard. While not discrete, the packaging was perfectly sufficient.

The machine has a steel and aluminum frame with a plastic side cover. It's saddled in vegan leather and footed with a silicone bumper. The Uni Horn and Magic Hide are both composed of silicone, and the flogger of vegan leather. Clean before and after each use. The machine may be wiped with a damp cloth, while attachments may be washed with a silicone-safe cleanser. Only use the sex machine 15-minutes at a time. Allow it to sit for at least 30-minutes before resuming. Unplug immediately after use, and store away from extreme temperatures.