Okay, how did we get here? I guess, for whatever reason, all of us here are looking for answers. Answers to the golden question: What does the inside of vaginas feel like? And are there any other objects in this world that can even compare to the heavenly sensation of the real thing – the divine source of pleasure that is the vaginal canal? Well, there are many things out there that get pretty close! Perhaps you’ve heard of pocket pussies or fleshlights before? Let’s dive in, guys…
In this blog post, I will take you through the following points:
- Things That Feel Like Vaginas: Suggestions for a Realistic Feel
- What Does a Vagina Actually Feel Like?
- Just a Reminder: Warm Foods Are Not a Vagina!
- If You’re On a Budget
Things That Feel Like a Vagina: Suggestions for a Realistic Feel
To write this post, I’ve had to do some extensive research into some of the depths of the internet… I basically wanted to find out how others have attempted to answer this question. There’s a lot of creative people out there, by the way!
Anyway, the short answer is – no – there’s nothing out there that will feel exactly like the real deal except for an actual vagina. But there are plenty of options out there that feel pretty close, or do a pretty good job at mimicking the real-life sensations.
Some Sex Toys Are Made to Feel Like Vaginas, Guys…
Why go through the trouble (and mess) of trying to have sex with innocent household items, when the sex toy industry has already got you covered on things that replicate the feeling of a real vagina? And they’ve already made sure that it’s super safe and practical to put your penis inside!
There are many sex toys for penis-owners out there, but let’s zoom in on which ones best replicate a realistic sensation of a vagina!
The classic fleshlight is specifically made to recreate this sensation. There are many different types and sizes of fleshlights available. Designed for versatile purposes, they all feel different. We’ve picked out some of our best feeling fleshlights here!
Okay, so here are my suggestions of some actual sex toys that might feel pretty close to the real thing:
This particular kind of fleshlight will most likely give you the most realistic sensation. This Stoya Destroya Fleshlight, for examle, is molded after adult performer Stoya herself! Complete with a realistic vulva, amazing skin-like material, and realistically textured inner walls, this product might give you the exact feel you’re looking for!
Torso Masturbators & Sex Dolls
A step up from the fleshlight is a more heavy-duty sex doll torso masturbator. Although it is reflected in the price as well, this realistic toy is definitely a tier up in creating a life-like feel. Giving you the option of a realistic vaginal and anal penetration experience, this could also be the vibe you’re looking for!
Don’t worry, we have also tested and reviewed this Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator Torso for you!
Once you’ve found a product that sufficiently gives you a real-life feel of the inside of a vagina, you can add some features to your experience!
Although this is not super realistic, products like this Kiiroo Keon stroker will add some automated stimulation to your solo-fun. Automatic strokers kind of feel like having someone on top moving up and down on your penis at insane speeds!
Yes, of course, we tested this stroker too!
Since the warm sensation of real vaginal penetration is a big part of a life-like experience, something like this Lovense Calor Warming Masturbator might be just the thing!
Similar sensations can be achieved by using any pocket pussy or masturbator with a good warming lube. This added sensation may elevate your experience quite a bit!
Another important aspect of a realistic feel is the sensation of the vaginal muscles contracting or gripping around the penis. Sometimes this is powerful and intentional and sometimes it is unintentional and more sporadic vague grips.
A contracting masturbator like this Lovense Max 2 masturbator is a great option for playing around with this sensation. The textured inflatable lining allows it to expand and contract around your penis!
Tips to Make Your Masturbator Feel More Like a Vagina!
The most important part to creating a realistic feeling when sliding into your toy. With any good water-based lube it is super easy to mimic the smooth sensation of slipping into a wet vagina.
As mentioned above, the realistic sensation can really be enhanced by adding some heat to your experience!
Opt for a hand-free session with your preferred pucket pussy with this assistive Liberator pillow. Simply mount your toy and try out a few different realistic positions!
Where Can I Get One?
Have I piqued your interest? Are you curious about where to find these wondrous creations? I’ve got you.
We already wrote a blog about where to buy a Fleshlight!
Once you have acquired your lovely new device, it’s good to know the basics in terms of upkeep and cleaning of fleshlights, so you keep your masturbator in tip-top shape!
What Does a Vagina Actually Feel Like?
Let’s start with figuring out what the inside of a vagina actually feels like and why!
What’s on the inside of a vagina, you may ask? Well, the tissue that lines the inner walls of the vaginal canal is something called a mucous membrane. It might not be such an unfamiliar concept to us, because we have them in all other sorts of places in our bodies, for example, in our mouth!
If you try feeling along the inside of your cheek with your tongue, it should feel slightly similar to the inside of a vagina! No wonder blowjobs are a thing…
So, basically, it feels moist, soft, and warm. Although it feels super soft and pillow-y, the vaginal canal itself often has a few ridges, creating a textured sensation as well.
So Why Do Vaginas Feel Like This?
Anatomically speaking, the vaginal canal can be described as this “potential space”. The vagina can expand to fit a lot of things in a lot of different sizes when needed – I mean, it has the capacity to push a baby out, for crying out loud!
As a default though, all of this space and expansion is purely potential. The vaginal walls are usually collapsed against each other and “the cavity” is “closed”.
During arousal the vaginal canal becomes flexible and can expand to fit snugly around whatever has been inserted. The vagina’s elasticity allows it to collapse together again as soon as the object is removed.
The most common descriptions of what the inside of a vagina feels like for penis-owners are actually very aligned with the basic anatomy!
Most People Find That It Feels:
- Warm. Obviously you’re putting your penis inside someone else’s body. Right by the core of their body, and often (hopefully mostly) during a mutual state of arousal causing an increase in blod flow and therefore more warmth. Of course, this means that the feeling of penetrating the vaginal canal will feel very warm.
- Moist. The natural lubrication that builds up during intense arousal in vagina-owners will line the mucous membrane of the vagina and create a wonderfully wet sensation. The world’s best slip-n-slide, if you ask me!
- Silky smooth and pillow-y soft. The vaginal canal is tucked neatly in between a bunch of other soft-tissue organs. Naturally, this makes it soft and squishy, and, along with our trusty mucous membrane, super smooth to the touch!
- Firm or gripping. Might seem like a contrast to the soft and pillow-y bit. But imagine the sensation of… a cave lined with pillows! During penetration the muscles in the vaginal canal can contract (both voluntarily or involuntarily) and massage the penis, or create the sensation of being gripped or pulled in.
Just a Reminder: Warm Foods Are Not Vaginas!
There’s nothing wrong with creativity per se. But there are some interesting suggestions out there to things that might feel like the inside of the vagina. Interesting in theory but questionable in practice…
So to avoid people sticking their dongs into things they really should not be sticking them into, let me go over a few of these create suggestions – and tell you exactly why you shouldn’t do it!
Some people thought the following might receate the sensation:
- Microwaved hollowed-out cantaloupe
- Lukewarm banana peels
- Boiled hollowed-out cucumber
- The nooks between couch cushions
- Freshly baked apple pie…
Okay, let’s go over some crucial points as to why you should not stick your stuff in all of the above:
- Food – It’s not sanitary to put food items in or around your genitals. You may have heard of food sex, which can be a great way to play around with food and flavor in the bedroom, but it should never actually come into contact with your genitals.
- Don’t microwave it! – You should never microwave anything you’re planning to penetrate with your penis! The ultra fast and sometimes uneven distribution of heat makes quite a big risk of burning yourself.
- Please, don’t bang the furniture… – There are many reasons not to do this. The materials of any furniture in your house is probably not suitable for this kind of use. It might damage both the furniture and your skin. The materials are probably also super difficult to clean properly! And out of respect for anybody else using those couches, just… don’t.
Okay, enough with being the wank-police! Since I wouldn’t recommend you doing any of the above (or anything within that genre of household humping), let me make some real suggestions for what to do in the next section!
If You’re on a Budget!
Alright, alright, I know that buying fleshlight right this moment is probably not a super realistic option for everybody. And although I would strongly recommend investing in these products that are specifically made for this kind of action, I do have other options for you if you just can’t keep a lid on your curiosity or excitement!
These options obviously won’t do as great a job of recreating a realistic sensation than these actual masturbators, but they’re great for a quick at-home solution!
DIY: Vagina Feel-Alike!
We’ve created detailed and informative step-by-step guides for how to make different types of a DIY pocket pussy here! Check this out and create your own little toy with items that you probably have lying around the house already!
For the more crafty and adventurous DIYers, we have an intricate step-by-step guide of how to make a DIY sex doll. It might require a quick trip to the store if you don’t have all the gear at home, but you could very well have a home-made sex dolls ready for use in a matter of hours!
I hope I’ve been able to shed a little light on the answer to the golden question of what pussy feels like… I hope my suggestions to similar sensations are useful and good luck on your further quest! No matter what works for you, I think we all know that warm apple pie doesn’t even come close…