5 Best Monster Dildos

I picked Mr. Hankey’s Seahorse Dildo as the top choice for this review because it’s an absolute standout. Its premium platinum-cured silicone feels safe and luxurious, and the wild design, packed with ridges, bumps, and textures, delivers intense pleasure that’s perfect for an adventurous side. With five sizes and 24 color options, our tester could customize it to fit her fantasies, and the medium size (10 inches insertable) was just right. The optional Vac-U-Hole lets you use it hands-free or with a strap-on, adding so much versatility. Sure, cleaning the ridges is a bit of a chore, but the unique, almost sci-fi aesthetic and mind-blowing sensations make it our go-to for a bold, immersive experience.

I selected Mr. Hankey’s Davy’s Tendrils Dildo as the runner-up based on tester feedback and its standout qualities. Crafted from premium, vegan-friendly platinum-cured silicone, it offers a safe, high-quality experience. Testers raved about its tentacle-inspired design, with ridges and curves delivering intense, wave-like pleasure for solo or partnered play with a strap-on. While it lacks a suction cup, the sturdy base ensures stability. Testers loved its adventurous, fantasy-driven vibe, though some noted cleaning the textured surface was slightly tedious. It’s a thrilling, customizable choice that just missed the top spot due to its slightly less versatile design compared to the winner.

If you’ve ever complained about the fact that there were no fantasy dildos that truly allowed you to fulfill any specific dragon fantasies, think again! This dragon dildo really creates a full-blown experience with the illusion of a lustful mythical creature with this coloring and the unconventional shapes, textures, and overall design. It’s also made of 100% body-safe silicone and fully waterproof! Suitable for intermediate to advanced users of other thick dildos and available at a relatively affordable price!

I selected the Uberrime Xenuphora Dildo as a top pick based on tester feedback and its standout fantasy design. Our tester was thrilled with its vibrant, hand-poured silicone construction, featuring a curved 6.75-inch shaft with a 1.4-inch diameter, perfect for intermediate users. The two rows of prominent suckers and ridged back deliver intense, textured sensations, while the unique, pointy head targets G-spot or P-spot stimulation with precision. The broad base, with two squishy nubs, adds external stimulation when grinding, though testers noted the nubs’ placement didn’t always align perfectly. Its medium-firm density (Shore 8a) balances flexibility and structure, though cleaning the intricate suckers requires effort. The bespoke, colorful designs fuel otherworldly fantasies, making the Xenuphora a thrilling choice for those seeking a unique, high-quality tentacle dildo.

I selected the Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Dildo as the Expert Pick based on tester feedback and its unique appeal. Our tester loved its high-quality, body-safe silicone construction and imaginative swamp-inspired design, featuring a textured, veiny 7.5-inch insertable shaft with a 2-inch diameter, ideal for intermediate to advanced users. The bulbous head and subtle ridges deliver satisfying stimulation, while the sturdy suction cup base allows for versatile, hands-free play. Testers noted its medium-firm feel strikes a great balance, though the intricate texture requires thorough cleaning. While not perfect for everyone due to its bold girth, the Swamp Monster’s creative aesthetic and reliable performance make it my top recommendation for those drawn to quirky, fantasy-driven toys that still deliver in the bedroom.