The 7 Best Cock Milking Machines

“Being the proud owner of both the Fleshlight Universal Launch and a Kiiroo Keon I couldn’t help but compare, and in the end I found the Fleshlight Launch to be the superior choice. “

Even though the PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker is the cheapest cock milker in this review, it still delivers a whole lot of sensation. Even our more experienced tester, James, was impressed! It “exceed[ed his] expectations” and he “couldn’t believe how powerful the suction was.” The main attraction is that this cock milking machine sucks creating a sensation similar to a blowjob. As well as being impressed by the power, James loved that “the five suction modes offer an amazing variety of sensations and stimulation.” He found it so powerful that it makes “the veins in your penis bulge more and more as it sucks it over time” — a fun side effect that could also be enjoyed by a partner! He also “really enjoyed the vibration function” as it complemented the suction well. One are where this toy doesn’t perform quite as well is on the battery life, as James found that “the suction power decrease noticeably” after around half an hour of use. I can’t see this being an issue during a single session with all that stimulation but it does mean you’ll be recharging it more often.

I went for the Blowmotion Real Feel Suction Masturbator as the best cock milking machine for beginners, as compared to the other toys, it’s relatively easy to use and non-intimidating! It was our tester Paul’s “first ventur[e] into hands-free penis vibrator realm” and he found that “overall, it’s easy to use.” More importantly, he really enjoyed using it and “changing the settings each time for a slightly different experience.” This is great for beginners who still need to figure out what they like! He also though that “being able to use it hands free [was] amazing” and he liked that he “was able to thrust into the unit.” I also remember getting my first toy and being scared someone would see it and so it’s great that this toy “looks very innocuous and could be left visible on a shelf or night stand.” Another big plus is that “the clean up was very easy!”

The Kiiroo was an easy choice for the best interactive milking machine as it has such a great range of interactive features, including being able to sync to porn and connect to other Kiirroo toys for interactive long-distance sex. Josh took it for a test spin and thought it was an “all-round premium toy that gets the job done!” He was impressed by the “very high quality materials” that made “it look and feel great.” I also really like that there’s a lot of adjustability in terms of the stroke length and speed and “you can easily mix and match the speed and stroke length mid-session if you need to.” He also enjoyed the FeelStroker that came as part of the kit, commenting that it’s “soft and fleshy” and “feels life-like.” Having held the Keon myself, I can say that it is bulky and heavy. However, Josh actually enjoyed the weight as it made it “sit in position during use and won’t end up bouncing up and down.” He also enjoyed need to use to hands, likening it to “holding the toy by its ‘hips’ as it bounces up and down on you.”

I know the VacuGlide won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but it really is the ultimate sucking machine! This plug-in, vacuum-powered cock milk machine just has a lot more oomph than smaller, rechargeable suction toys. Kevin reviewed it for us and thought it was the perfect toy for anyone who “enjoy[s] suction and constant shaft stimulation.” His thought the “best part about this toy is that it stimulates your entire shaft at the same time.” The combination of full shaft suction and stroking is quite an intense sensation compared toys that move up and down just targeting one area at a time! Another great feature is that it comes with three sleeve sizes so you can find the right fit or choose between full shaft or targeted stimulation. Kevin did point out that it takes a bit more time to find the right position if you have a curved penis but it’s not impossible! Also, despite looking like a complex piece of kit, Kevin found that “the VacuGlide is extremely easy to use” and he “really like[d] how the sleeves can come apart, as this makes cleaning the toy extremely easy.”

There are a couple of reasons I wanted to include the Handy in the review. First of all, it has both the longest stroke length and fastest stroking capabilities. Secondly, I love that you can secure any stroker to the Handy so you turn any stroker into an cock milking machine, making it one of the more versatile cock milkers in the review. Our tester, Josh, loved the Handy’s  “unending, unyielding, and unforgiving vigor.” He was appreciated that it “is pretty simple and easy to use! “ Unfortunately, like many cock milking machines, the Handy is “quite bulky and not the quietest toy in the world,” but I think that’s just the price you have to pay for all that power! I also like that it has interactive capabilities as it can feel more immersive when synced to porn or controlled by a partner.

I was really impressed by the upgrade in overall quality from the Autoblow AI+ to the Autoblow AI Ultra. Not only does it look infinitely better, the stroking stimulation has been vastly improved. Similar to other cock milking machines, it now has a stroker that moves up and down, stimulating much more of the penis. Kevin reviewed it and was surprised that “the Autoblow AI Ultra really exceeded [his] expectations,” which was quite a feat as he admitted he’s “not really a huge fan of stroker toys!” He was impressed that the “built-in modes give you plenty of options to chose from” but thought that the “the web features are really where this toy shines the most.” He really loved the Video Sync Library that’s full of videos that the Autoblow AI Ultra performs in sync with.