Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads Review
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- Love large toys
- Like a challenge
- Want to feel full
- Want a toy with a bit of squish
- Like having a tapered end to work with
- Don't like toys that collect lint
The Cannonballs giant silicone anal beads is a massive set of anal beads that would make any size king/queen blush. Each of the three beads measures 2.4 inches in diameter and is made of silicone with a loop handle at the end.
Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Silicone.
I was really excited to try out the cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads. After wrapping my butt around the njoy Eleven, the Mega Milk’it by Square Peg Toys, and the BFG by Mr. Hankey Toys, I kind of consider myself a bit of an anal enthusiast and a size king. I like large toys and the feeling of fullness that they bring, as well as the challenge of actually getting to the point of being able to use large toys. I was excited to try out the Cannonballs, but I was not prepared for the actual size of this huge anal toy itself. It is massive, frankly it’s the largest toy I’ve ever tried to use as far as width goes. 2.4″ wide right from the get go with ZERO taper to help get things started. This toy was going to stretch me to my limits.Hard As A Rock.
After getting thoroughly warmed up I felt I was ready to tackle the Cannonballs. I gave them a good amount of lube and and proceeded to send them towards my back door. I was expecting some amount of resistance, but what I discovered was that there was nothing but resistance. The balls were so ridged and had no give what so ever, that no amount of pushing or fenagling would get the cannonballs in. This was truly a first for me, I’ve never encountered a toy I couldn’t get in me, at least partially. This was a set back.If At First You Don’t Succeed.
As the saying goes, “if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again”, and that’s what I did. It took me a total of three attempts on different occasions to finally get the Cannonballs in. I had to learn how to fist myself just so I could get the Cannonballs in, both of which were no small feat, but should show the difficulty that is involved when using the Cannonballs. Once they were in, they felt great, satisfyingly filling and not uncomfortable in any way. I was however only able to fit two of the three balls in me, the third was too long. If anything the difficulty of using the Cannonballs should make any potential buyers question whether the spike in difficulty is worth it for such a toy. On the other hand, if you are looking for a toy to work on up to, this one fits the bill.I'm pretty sure the overall design of anal beads has been around as long as kinky people have existed, so probably since the Romans, what a bunch of freaks. All of that is to say the design of the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is that of the design of regular anal beads, the same tried and true design that's been around for forever, just much bigger in this case. There's also nothing wrong with that. This toy doesn't have to reinvent the wheel. If it's not broke, don't fix it. It should be noted that the balls of this toy are hard with zero give. They act more like a metal toy than a silicone one.
This. Is. Not. Easy. To. Use. As I've said before, this toy is massive and hard, which makes it extra difficult to use. The balls of the anal bead themselves are giant, 2.4" in diameter For reference that's as big as the Square Peg Toys Mega Milk'it at it's largest point. There is also zero taper to the balls and they are rock hard. That means more than likely you'll have to be able to take something even bigger than the Cannonballs to stretch yourself out enough to take the cannonballs.
The quality is somewhere in the middle for this toy. It's not the kind of quality you get from random no name toys you'd find at Spencer's Gifts or a sleezy roadside adult store in the middle of nowhere Appalachia, but it's also not in the realm of designer toys that make your bank account cry each time you buy them. It's the type of toy that says quality has been taken to assure that this toy can be safely used for internal purposes, but there was no rush to insure all the I's were dotted and T's crossed to make it really stand out.
Coming in at $45, the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is a good deal for the amount of toy you get with it. Now I won't lie, this toy has zero frills or extra that comes with it, you get the toy and nothing else. For some this may be a draw back, and for others a good thing. Overall for the $45 price, you still wind up with a GIANT toy that will last a while and give you something massive to aim for when it comes to anal stretching.
Did the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads live up to the promises of being the ultimate challenge of anal mastery? Yup. Did it cause stretching sensations like never before? Affirmative. This toy lives up to the expectations and promises that are set for it and keeps delivering. The only thing that could make this toy better performance wise is if someone remade it with oval shapes instead of spheres.
The packaging overall is meh. Just a run of the mill plastic clam shell that holds the toy and some slips of cardboard with logos and writing on it. Nothing special or unique. It should be noted that the packaging of the toy does describe it as a "novelty" toy, instead of just a regular sex toy. I know that can be a red flag for some people, so discretion is advised.
The entirety of the Cannon Balls Giant Silicone Anal Beads, as far as I can tell, is made 100% from silicone. This means it is body safe and can be cleaned by washing with soap and water, boiling, or by using toy cleaner on it. The toy does not come with any sort of storage bag, which is a shame, especially when it comes to large toys. It should also be noted that this toy attracts lint like it's its job. Put it down anywhere and it WILL pick up lint and hair.
Length | 16.5 inches |
Insertable length | 13 inches |
Diameter | 2.4 inches |
Materials | Silicone |
Waterproof | submergible |
In the kink and BDSM world, there are things we call pervertibles. These are everyday objects that can be used for sex, impact play, bondage, ect. These can be anything from chopsticks and rubber bands for nipple clamps, to chopping boards repurposed into large paddles. But what happens when you get something that’s already made for sex that can be turned into a pervertible? Well you call that a two for one deal, and that’s exactly what the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads is. So, this toy on its own is an excellent anal toy for experienced players, but if one were so inclined, this toy would work as a perfect impact play toy. Think Monkey Fist knot, but silicone. Now this obviously isn’t something that is listed on Love Honey, or probably something the makers even thought about while coming up with the design, but once I saw the size and felt the weight of the toy, I couldn’t help but notice the obvious, and hey, nothing says sexy like doing an intense impact play scene with your partner and then fucking them with the toy you beat them with. It should be noted that if you do end up using this for impact play, then it should only be used on soft muscley parts, like boobs, butts, and thighs.
- Great if you LOVE large toys
- Can be used anally or vaginally.
- Heavy enough to be used for impact play.
- difficult to use
- Must be extremely experienced in anal play to use.
- Does not come with a storage bag.
A fellow reviewer mentioned that the Cannonballs Giant Silicone Anal Beads were a "project toy", and that is the most fitting description I can think of for this toy. These anal beads are MASSIVE, and would be a challenge for even the most experienced anal enthusiasts, but they also make a great goal to strive for, or a project toy. They're a toy that, for most people, they won't be able to use at all at first, but over time with a lot of practice, can eventually take and get some well earned pleasure from. So, if you like anal and are looking for the next toy to work towards, this might be the perfect thing for you. Do keep in mind though that this is a MASSIVE toy and is very unruly to use, hence why I have to give it a 3.5/5 overall.