The 5 Best Handjob Machines

I personally got the pleasure of testing the Fleshlight Universal Launch, and compare it to my Kiiroo Keon. Although the Fleshlight Universal Launch doesn’t have syncing features, and that did make me disappointment initially, I quickly realized that designing and production efforts had simply been allocated elsewhere. To some extent I feel the Universal Launch has made things simpler, and hence better. Comparing on stroking speed, it doesn’t reach the same levels as the Kiiroo Keon, but it does have two major things going for it. First, the strokes feel “harder” and almost like someone with more intent behind, are giving you a handjob. That’s the best way I can describe it. Second, the design and shape of the Universal Launch is genius, those handles on either side made it possible for me to use it one-handed. To some extend is needed to hold your phone, because that phone-holder on top quickly becomes irrelevant ones everything starts bouncing around.

Kevin has tested several of the Autoblow machines, and his absolute favorite is the Autoblow AI Ultra saying it “really exceeded my expectations”. It is an upgrade from the Autoblow AI+, which has also gotten a raving review from another tester at Bedbible. Kevin was most impressed by the Syncing feature that gave him a “a library of videos to enjoy while the Autoblow AI Ultra mimics the actions of the actors in the videos”. Wheras the remote control features didn’t really impress him, as they “essentially offers the same experience as using the buttons”. One thing he did note is that “positioning is very important”, where “angling the toy slightly to perfectly pair with the depth of the strokes” is how to get the most out of it. Kevin generally really loved the Autoblow AI Ultra, even despite that he’s “not really a huge fan of stroker toys”. The only downside he spoke of was that it “did get a bit hot (50° C internally), but the exterior stayed cool enough for comfort” and that it was “relatively loud” during use.

I’ve chose the Handy as one of the best handjob machine because I think it’s closest to recreating the sensations of an actual handjob. At least according to Josh, who tested it for us. I also love the versatility of being able to use different sleeves to keep things interesting! Another benefit is that it doesn’t need batteries as it’s mains powered. Despite Josh saying it felt “quite bulky and not the quietest toy in the world” it is objectively the smallest handjob machine, and one of the quietest and most discreet. One of the balances that the Handy really managed to get right (which can be hard for automatic handjob machines like these) is that the sleeve “is soft enough to feel life-like yet firm enough to make your cock feel held tight”. One thing I would have made differently, is to include an open-ended sleeve with the standard one – as this could potentially give a more realistic handjob experience.

Now, I’ll brag a bit on behalf of James. He’s usually a guy who will last a long time, and has done so with many of manual as well as automatic strokers. Not to mention partners. However, when he tried the PDX Elite it “made me cum in ~60 seconds” and it caused him to “involuntarily close my eyes for much of the time I used it” and “immediately found myself having to hold off an orgasm”. Despite never really being a fan of automatic strokers (preferring manual ones) this is now “easily my favorite” and as James say, “I’ve used many”. At the price point, which is almost half the price of most of the others I included on this list, in James’ word it “is a purchase you won’t regret.” One of the features I was surprised about is that it has this knock-off sync-feature that is a female voice that “moans and talks sexy during use” through included headphones. the final straw that made it a no-brainer to pick it out for it, was one thing James said about how the stroking reminded him of a partners hands: “The sensation was that of a partner firmly grasping my penis with both hands”. He described it even more precisely as “two fingers of each hand” and “gripping very firmly, and stroking in very short, firm strokes, their hands not actually sliding much on my penis”.

This handjob machine is one of the most versatile devices when it comes to the sheer amount of content it can sync to. Being the proud owner of the Kiiroo Keon I’d say it is the best automatic handjob machine when it comes to considering how much content and how great that content is syncing up. Sure, if you’re like me, and a fine with a video not necesarilly being synces or having that vast a library of content, most of the other choices in this top-list is a better choice. But, are you looking for the biggest library, with the best (most precisely) synced content I think the Keon is the better choice. The Keon was also tested by Josh, who also tested the Handy and liked that one a bit better, despite a lacking library of content to sync too. The main issu about the Kiiroo Keon, which me and Josh agree on, is the fact that it’s so bulky and hard to handle in contrast to the smart handles of the Universal Launch. But, there is no arguing, the Kiiroo Keon gets the job done in ways you can’t accurately describe, especially when syncing up to a great video.