SquarePegToys Egg Plug — Test & Review

   Kaelie Sweeney
Jan 18, 2024


Kaelie Sweeney
: 27
: Intermediate
: Female
: Demi-Pansexual
: Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation Air Pulse Stimulator

  • Love squishy sensations
  • Desire a flexible toy
  • Indulge in public play
  • Prefer realistic density silicone

  • Dislike anal play
  • Desire a rigid plug
  • Want a motorized toy
  • Can't comfortably fit 2+ fingers anally

How do you take your eggs? The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is a scrumptiously squishy treat for your tush. Fashioned from 100% Platinum Grade Silicone, this toy is body-safe and odor-free. Each plug is hand poured, resulting in one-of-a-kind designs. With 11 sizes and 4 colors, users are likely to find a peg that satisfies their heart and their hole. It's ergonomic for all-day play so that you can wear it here, or there, or anywhere.

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Alien Egg

If you’ve never had a soft-silicone toy before, prepare to be amazed. Analyzing the properties of this material felt like studying an alien lifeform. It felt fleshy — like a firm, rubbery marshmallow. The high-friction surface was almost tacky, without actually being sticky; and it clung to particles like a slappy hand, something to keep in mind if you have curious critters. Though soft, it weighed 1.14-times that of a motorized plug of the exact volume. And it had no odor — none!

Hole in One

Insertion was a little more time consuming than using a firm plug, so use a thick lubricant that can survive the voyage. The silicone neck buckles under pressure, which can result in the head peeking into other holes uninvited — the last thing a vagina needs is cross contamination, so proceed with caution! More control was gained by placing the bottom of the insertable bulb between the index and middle fingers, like a cigarette. Applying pressure from this point guided the plug safely inside. At first glance, it appeared as though there wasn’t enough of a taper from the neck to the base of the bulb. However, the soft material slightly compresses under the force of the sphincters. This made the girthy stem perfect for a satisfying squeeze and stretch.

Afterthoughts

I’m glad to have followed SquarePegToys’ size guide, because the XS fit me perfectly. Sizes increase to the appropriately named Monster, which measures a whopping 8-inches tall and 11.3-inches in circumference. As for me, the 3.5-inch length and 4.1-inch circumference was enough turn me sunny side up. While the plug emitted no odors upon receipt, it certainly absorbed the fragrance of my cleanser. So, be sure to store away from smelly objects. I know, I know — “but… it’s going to be in my stink hole?” Proper cleansing will mediate such circumstances and those directions can be found here.

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The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is simple yet practically designed. From the abstract cast to 11 size-options, it screams inclusivity. I love how violet silicone preserves glimpses of the viscous pour in the form of shimmering ribbons. If purple isn't your thing, the Egg also comes in Bronze, Graphite, and Pink Sugar. A flat bottom stabilizes the plug during storage, and the curved base comfortably adjusts between the cheeks. To top it all off, the size is stamped into the base to simplify future purchases.

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As mentioned, insertion took more prep than usual. While the tip is rounded, the taper isn't sloped enough for steady progression. Additionally, soft silicone may not be sturdy enough to stretch open particularly resistant sphincters. For these reasons, it's not optimal for absolute beginners or arthritic users. Thorough prep, thick lubricant, and appropriately applied pressure are the holy trinity for anal success. Once inside, this comfortable plug is easy riding!

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The Egg is a solid plug. Platinum-Cure Silicone is the highest rated silicone available with this flexibility. It's completely non-porous, body-safe, and resilient. It's flexible enough to provide a marshmallow-y bounce, but stretchy enough to resist tares. That being said, soft silicone is susceptible to creasing and odor absorption. While this isn't a quality issue, it could impact the product's longevity. A foul odor can certainly force a toy into early retirement.

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You can add this beauty to your anal arsenal for only $29. Non-motorized silicone plugs range from around $14 to $49, which squeezes the SquarePegToys Egg Plug somewhere in the middle. The unique pleasure imparted by the design was well worth it for me. SquarePegToys and Oxballs dominate the super soft market, so there's little to compare. Although, Lovehoney sells a more affordable option of a similar size; the Super Soft Galaxy Butt Plug is normally priced at $19.99, but it's currently on sale for $9.99. If you hunger to wrap your sphincters around a bouncy toy for less, it's worth considering.

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This plug was comfortable and satisfying during private play. Whether you wish to don it to dinner or strut your peg at a party, the ergonomic egg will remain in place until you surrender. The sensation feels like a realistic dildo, and it's a pleasure to squeeze. When it comes to discretion, the bulky base could certainly be seen through yoga pants. Skirts and loose sweats concealed things well enough, but it's something to keep in mind.

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The SquarePegToys Egg Plug was shipped in a zip-lock baggie. At first, this felt too basic for such a high-quality item. Then I realized that the toy must be stored upright; this eliminates the utility of a storage bag. Not to mention, prolonged contact with fabric may imprint the weave pattern upon the plug. With this information, plastic became the obvious choice; it protected well from lint and offensive odors during transit. Care instructions are printed upon the front, along with some information about the company. It's, also, less wasteful than throwing out fancy packaging.

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Soft silicone requires specialty care, since it's molecularly less dense than other silicones. Softeners in vinyl and rubbers can damage the toy's surface, and these chemicals can leak into lubricant and water. This means no play, cleansing, or storing silicone with such materials. The SquarePegToys Egg Plug can be washed with soap and water. For persistent odors, wipe the surface with pure acetone. Dry with a soft cloth, and store upright to prevent creasing. While silicone can withstand the heat of a dishwasher, it may cause pitting and dull the surface over time.

Length3.5 inches
Insertable length inches
Diameter1.3 inches
FlexibilityVery Flexible
MaterialsPlatinum-Grade Silicone
WaterproofYes
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableBronze, Graphite, Pink Sugar, Ultra Violet

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  • Body-safe, Platinum Grade Silicone
  • Ergonomic design
  • Comfortable once inserted
  • Available in 11 sizes
  • Available in 4 colors

  • Flexible neck can make insertion difficult
  • Absorbs smells easily
  • Base may be too bulky for discretion
  • Attracts lint, hair, and dirt

The Egg Plug was unlike any toy in my collection. It was flexible, fleshy, and fabulous. The soft silicone required some finesse to insert, which may be problematic for beginners and those with limited dexterity. The base squished comfortably between the cheeks, though it was a little bulky. Unless you're blessed like Nicki Minaj, wearers may wish to stick to loosely fitted clothing for public play. Otherwise, bystanders may just catch a glimpse of the square peg in your happy hole. If you'd like to add something simple and fun to your collection, this option is a great bang for your butt, erm, buck.*

A guide for using the SquarePegToys Egg Plug can be found here.

Medical Grade and Platinum Grade are both platinum cured silicones. Both are safe for internal use. However, Medical Grade Silicone is more rigid and approved for implants.

Wiping a silicone toy with acetone can remove odors, but it will dull the surface over time. Another option is to soak the toy in a pet-odor neutralizing solution.

Yes! Just be sure to thoroughly wash it before inserting, and never cross-contaminate.

Using silicone toys with rubber or vinyl toys can damage the silicone's surface. It's important not to store them together, wash them together, or even use them during the same intimate sessions.

No. SquarePegToys will only approve an exchange in the event of a manufacturer defect.

The SquarePegToys Egg Plug is dishwasher safe. However, cleaning this way can dull the surface and cause pitting over time. Keep upright to limit deformations.