Lovehoney Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps Review
Edie Billhimer
Edie Billhimer
| : | 56-65 |
| : | Expert |
| : | Female |
| : | Heterosexual |
| : | Satisfyer Pro 3+ |
- Love nipple play
- Would like to make your nipples more sensitive
- Are into BDSM nipple teasing
- Orgasm easier with nipple stimulation
- Are extremely large-breasted — the T-tubing is too short
- Aren't into nipple stimulation
- Don't like extreme nipple suction
The Lovehoney Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps is a dual suction pump made specifically to tease, tantalize, delight and make nipples swollen and incredibly sensitive. It's made from varying types of ABS plastic and silicone tubing. The control box recharges with a magnetic USB cord and features 7 settings of strength and patterns. Additionally, there's a quick release button to stop the suction right away. The design is convenient and easy to use and clean, with the nipple cups being the only pieces that detach for cleaning. This nipple pump is ideal for those who love nipple suction, or want to make their nipples more sensitive to touch. It suctions strong enough for hands-free solo play. while restraining a partner, or during your run-of-the-mill sexual encounter.
I Love Nipple Play!
I cannot express how much I enjoy nipple play! I’ve always said (long before the nipplegasm was discovered) that I could orgasm from nipple play alone. I’ve always been on the hunt for something, anything, that I could use during solo-time to stimulate my nipples hands-free and to make my orgasms better. Finally, after all these years, I found the perfect toy to give me the sensation of a partner sucking on my nipples while I pleasure myself. The Lovehoney Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps landed on my front porch and man, oh man, was I thrilled to try it!My First Lovehoney Snafu
In the years I have worked with BedBible, I have received dozens of products from our trusted partners like Adam and Eve, SheVibe, Pink Cherry and most of all, Lovehoney. And this was the first time I have ever received a product that was broken. This particular sex toy injury was that the plastic piece that connected the T-tubing together — one side had snapped off. Sure, the other side still worked, but that was defeating the purpose of using a dual pump. So, we contacted Lovehoney and I had a new product at my doorstep in 48 hours! So, if you’ve ever been on the fence about Lovehoney, please don’t be! Their products are fantastic, their customer service is amazing and they have the best guarantee in the sex toy market today. Now, on with the review…Wow!
Wow is the only word I can come up with to describe just how incredible this nipple pump is. It’s incredibly powerful, and this is coming from someone who has breastfed 4 children! So, when I say nipple suction is powerful, you’d better believe it! And although the pump isn’t whisper quiet, it’s still 100% worth it. It’s made from ABS plastic with silicone tubing. The nipple cups are just the right size to engulf the nipple and not too much of the areola. Plus they have nice, smooth edges for comfort. The nipple cups come off for easy cleaning and everything else wipes down with a wash cloth or sex toy cleaning wipes. In using the nipple pumps during solo time, I couldn’t get far into anything before I got off. So I definitely need to find a way to build myself up before turning these on! They are THAT good.The Downside
Unfortunately, there is a downside to the Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps. You see, a single piece of tubing comes from the remote and attaches to a T-connector, breaking the tubing in two, leading to each nipple. Sadly, the tubing that goes from breast to breast is short and may not fit someone with larger breasts. As a matter of fact, many of the lower rated reviews on the Lovehoney site were complaining about this issue. The T-tubing that attaches to the nipple cups measures 14 inches. However, once you turn the cups upward to go over each nipple, you only have a total of 9 inches. You COULD wear a push-up bra to bring your nipples up and closer together, or have your partner hold your breasts together while using them.
The Lovehoney Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps are well designed, easy to use and extremely powerful. The set is lightweight, so I had no issues using them. The ABS plastic sort-of looks like metal and chrome, but it does look a bit on the cheap side. The magnetic charging port is at the bottom of the remote, so it doesn't stay on that well. I had to place something under the cord to keep it from falling off while charging. Other than that, the cups are comfortable and don't cut into the skin at all, plus they are thick and get a fantastic suction. The silicone tubing is soft and flexible, but rigid enough to keep that suction without flattening out. The only reason I'm not rating the design higher is that the tubing between the nipples is far too short and won't fit people who have bigger chests.
Using the Swell Yeah Nipple Pumps was so easy! They feature 3 easy to see and press buttons for on-off, suction settings and quick release. The entire pump is lightweight, nicely shaped and easy for those with grip and small motor issues to hold and use. Just add a little bit of lube to each cup, turn the pump on and place each cup over your nipples. From there, press the large, bottom button to scroll through the settings. To stop, either hit the quick release button at the top or press and hold the on-off button. The only issue I had was with the magnetic charger staying put during charging.
Looks can be deceiving with the Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps. They are made with ABS plastic with chrome-like accents which look cheap. However, these nipple pumps work well! The weight is absolutely perfect and the buttons are easy to see and feel. The tubing is made from silicone and are of the right thickness to keep them from collapsing from the suction. The nipple cups are thick, create a fantastic suction and are smooth around the edges for complete comfort. These aren't the quietest nipple pumps, unfortunately, but they are extremely powerful. The entire pump didn't overheat, or get warm while using. These really are nice nipple pumps!
I'm not an expert shopper when it comes to nipple pumps, especially those of the automatic variety. So, do I think the Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps worth the price? Well, they work well, are extremely strong, comfortable to use and easy to clean. And although I'm not wild about the look of the pumps, I feel they are well made, sturdy and will last. They only thing that comes with the pumps is the magnetic USB charger. So nothing for storage, no manual, nothing fancy. So, overall, I think they're a bit pricey but they definitely get the job done, and allow for a truly exciting hands-free experience.
Performance-wise the Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps operated far beyond my expectations. I honestly didn't believe they would be as powerful as they are, but wow! I had a blast using them solo, which gave me a true, hands-free experience, so my hands were free to take care of other business. The 7 different settings of suction were absolutely delightful and felt very much like a partner working their magic. The cups were much more comfortable than I thought they would be and I loved the fact that the buttons are easy to see and press. The battery life is incredible considering you should only use these for 10-minute intervals. Therefore, a single charge lasts for a long time. They are a bit noisy, but not so loud that they could be heard through a wall or door. Overall, I was impressed and pleased.
The packaging left a bit to be desired. It's a simple, lightweight cardboard box with a photo of the nipple pumps on the front. The instructions are printed on one side of the box (there is no instruction manual) and the statistics are on the other side. The box isn't something that would last for storage purposes. Therefore, I would suggest getting a sex toy storage bag and cutting the instructions off the side of the box and keeping them with the pumps and charger. Overall, there's nothing vulgar or adult in nature on the box, it simply looks like a miniature breast pump.
The Swell yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps are made from ABS plastic with silicone tubing. The nipple cups can be removed for cleaning in soap and water. Everything else can be wiped down with a damp washcloth or a sex toy wipe. After cleaning, be sure everything air dries before storing. This set does not come with a storage bag, and the box really isn't sturdy enough to last, so I'd suggest getting a sex toy storage bag.
| Vibration modes | 7 suction strength and patterns |
| Length | 14 inches |
| Materials | ABS plastic, Silicone |
| Waterproof | Splashproof |
| Battery Life | 100 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes |
| Quick-release valve | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | White |
- Extremely strong nipple suction
- 7 different suction levels and patterns
- Includes a quick-release button
- Removable cups for easy cleaning
- Charge lasts forever, it seems
- A little noisy
- Tubing from nipple to nipple only measures 9 inches
- May not fit those with larger chests
This automatic nipple pump SUCKS! But in every good way possible! It sucks HARD, it sucks intensely, it sucks intermittently and it feels SO GOOD! Made by Lovehoney, the Swell Yeah Auto-Suction Nipple Pumps will pump those nipples till they are swollen and super sensitive. Or use the pump during sex or masturbation to flip that orgasm switch in a heartbeat. The pump is well made, features 7 different settings and even has a quick release button, just in case the suction becomes too much for you to handle.
