Orion Triple Teaser Strap-On — Test & Review
Mark Randall
- Like vibrators
- Have a partner to play with
- Want to try pegging
- Want more flexibility
- Want a 100% safe toy
- Want more control over the vibrations
Orion Triple Teaser Strap-On is a strapless strap-on, meaning to hold it in place active (top) partner inserts the appropriate part into their vagina or anus. The toy has three vibration motors: in the tip of the dildo, in the tip of the bulb and in the bend that is supposed to be on the clitoris when the bulb is inserted into vagina. Internal battery of the toy is charged with a USB cord, the other side of which has a needle-like plug that goes to the otherwise tight hole on the side of the toy. Vibration can be turned on and off with a button on the other side of the toy. The intensity and the variation of the vibrations is controlled with a wireless remote. Remote in its turn also has an ON/OFF button and a LED light that is lit when the remote is on and blinks when sending the commands to the toy.
What I was looking for
I wanted to try something like this for quite some time. I was looking for more intimacy with my wife, so a fantasy about her using a strap-on on me was baking in my mind already. Yet I also heard that women do not get any physical pleasure from ordinary strap-ons, and so I thought that a strapless strap-on, which is inserted into vagina instead of just hanging on the straps, would be way better. Having a vibration feature was a very good addition to that, and when I read there’s a remote included, it seemed like a luxury sex toy to me. Turns out that this exact model wasn’t that good though.What I got
I’ve covered the exact details below, but in general it just feels too rough and too rigid. Especially that rib on the dildo head – if there’s not enough lubrication that rib even hurts. Of course lubrication is important, but that was the first red flag I found – anal toys should be safe and not hurt first of all. Maybe it made me negative preconception, but then the LED lights seemed too bright and more blinding than highlighting. The vibration and turning it on and off also seemed to be uncomfortable to both of us. The surface is not slippery enough without the lube and with the lube it becomes so slippery that it falls out too easily – especially when trying to change the “angle of attack” – the toy is not flexible enough sometimes.Verdict
So, although we did have some fun with it and after trying all the modes we have finally found one that allowed us to have our climax, the intimate sensitivity we were looking for just wasn’t part of that night and we don’t feel that motivated to use this toy again soon. Will it work for you? Maybe – read the rest to find out more details.
It looks quite plasticky. Something to do the job, trying to appear to be of the right size and form. The LEDs are bright, maybe too bright, but it all depends on whether you play in the light of day or in complete darkness as we did - the photo with LEDs on was made in the darkness.
Although I didn't have any issues with ease of use, but I had quite some experience with sex toys already. So the behavior of the buttons was intuitive to me, but it can be otherwise for a total newbie. The manual enclosed is very generic and is written for all of the toys the manufacturer produces. The work of the buttons and suggested usages are only described on the packaging box itself - once you throw it away you will not find any help.
The remote is cheap, with gaps around the buttons, a visible rough seam on the perimeter. The "manual" is bad. The packaging didn't hold the toy securely in the designated place. The materials are questionable. We didn't encounter other problems with the vibration, though - it wasn't silent, but quite low-volume, it didn't become hot, we didn't have to recharge before 3-rd or 4-th use, the recharging was fast and automatic.
I wouldn't buy it myself. I like more customizable and reliable things.
Neither me, nor my wife liked it. It will still do the job, but I expected more. The most unpleasant thing for us was that we could not turn the vibrations completely off from the remote - it only switches the intensity and patterns. Later I found, how to do it - it was in the manual on the box: you need to switch on the toy and the remote and then press power button on the remote for 1 second - it switches off the remote and puts the toy into stand by mode; to turn the vibrations on again, you need to push the power button on the remote again, then push the pattern button and the toy will resume with the last pattern and intensity used. But we didn't know it then, so we had to reach out and find that hidden button in between two bodies to turn it off or on whenever we felt we need a change. Also when the toy turns on, it defaults to intense permanent vibration out of a sudden. To make it less intense and to use a different pattern you will have to reach to remote and press two different buttons. It kind of ruins all the intimacy and step-by-step alterations in the pegging process. Well, maybe you like it intense right away - then go for it, but we didn't enjoy it.
The visual design of the box is quite good, has the ideas and general information on the usage. As I said - the technical design wasn't good enough and the contents were just moving inside the box. Maybe it got hit during the transportation? I do not know, but good packaging should withstand it, right?
The toy is waterproof, but not the remote. So you can easily wash the toy, but ensure you keep the remote away from the lube and water. Speaking of the lube - you will definitely need it. The soft-touch surface of the toy doesn't go inside one's body without a good amount of lubrication. On the other hand, when in lube it becomes slippery, so hold it tight. The weight is just OK, I think. Although they recommend the active partner to use a harness or something to ensure the toy stays in place. There was absolutely no storage box or purse provided, so you will have to find your own way to store the toy, the remote and the charging cable safely without one scratching or bending the other.
| Vibration patterns | 7 |
| Vibration speeds | 2 |
| Length | 7.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.8 inches |
| Waterproof | Toy - yes, remote - no |
| Materials | Silicone, polyurethane, plastic |
| Charging Time | 90 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Remote Controls | Wireless remote |
| Flexibility | To some extent |
| Adjustable | No |
| Texture | Soft-touch |
| Travel Lock | No |
- Intense vibrations
- Remote control
- Initial vibration is too high
- Remote can not switch vibrations on/off
- No angle control for the dildo
The Orion Orion Triple Teaser Strap-On was powerful, but sometimes too rough. The vibration is good and it's bright and colorful, but will you like it? It is a toy to consider, but I recommend comparing it with others first. I didn't like it, but maybe you will.
