Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps — Test & Review

The design of this toy is lovely. While there isn't much to innovate in the world of nipple clamps, the silver and black design gives the Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps an approachably dangerous aesthetic. The design definitely works for me on an initial viewing, but use is another matter entirely. However, the design for usage has several flaws. The chain of the Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps, while attractive, is too short for comfortable pain play. The clamps themselves are similarly too painful for most users. Pain is the name of the game when it comes to nipple clamps, of course, but there is a point when the pain stops being sexy and becomes unbearable. The design of The Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps, unfortunately, veers into the latter territory.

Designed to be used to introduce some pain and to stimulate the nipples, these clamps are designed for solo, coupled, or group sessions - and considering how difficult it is to work these clamps, more hands and minds might be preferable to get them properly fitted. Like assembling a piece of Ikea furniture, it's going to be a long and slightly annoying process. And like Ikea furniture, famous for vague instructions, the Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps have no instructions to speak of. Good luck! I've discussed the ease of use in several other sections, but it bears repeating: the metal screws that control the sizing and tension of the clamp are extremely difficult to manage. The screws are tiny, the holes into which they slot are very difficult to thread the screw through, and I often was left thinking I and my partner needed a jeweler's magnifying glass to properly see and use this toy. While delay and precision can be thrilling in a sexual context, particularly a kinky one in which you're giving power over to a partner, the time it takes to get these clamps working was consistently a vibe killer. For those with sensory issues, poor eyesight or limited vision, and anyone with difficulty using their hands, this is not going to be the toy for you. The experience of the Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps is simply too intense and the set-up is simply too complicated.

While the packaging of The Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps looks good, the construction did feel cheap. This is to be expected at its price point. However, the Sex Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps themselves do seem to be built well. The rubber on the handles is perfectly fit, the metal used on the chains and clamps is attractive, and it seems fairly sturdy. However, be careful with the tiny screws used to keep the clamps in place! If you lose them, you are never going to find them again, and then the toy will be absolutely useless to you. Given its size, the chain is extremely quiet and does not needlessly jingle. And once tightened properly, the clamps are extremely firm and do not budge.

Ranging from $12.95 to $19.95 at various retailers, the Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps are on the lower end of the price spectrum. However, at either price point, I'm not entirely sure I recommend them. For that price, you only get the chained nipple clamps, nothing more, not even instructions. With their significant drawbacks in usability, The Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps simply don't seem a good value at nearly any price. I would advise you to save your money and invest in nipple clamps that are easier to use.

While this product lived up to its main goal, clamping my nipples, it often succeeded too well in that department to hit that perfect sweet spot of pleasure and pain. Rather than having the two mixed together, I was often left nearly in tears by the experience of wearing The Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps. On top of being difficult to use, this left me consistently disappointed with my experience.

The packaging is attractive. Though I was initially confused at the company's title (Some websites list this as the Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps, but the box does not have the ampersand "&" in the labeling), the color scheme is sleek and immediately gives off sexy vibes. The picturebox window prominently displays the product, though, which makes it non-discrete. I do appreciate being able to see the entire product as soon as I open the shipping package, but again, it lacks discretion. There are no instructions in the box, despite the complicated set-up of the toy.

With a very lightweight thirteen inch chain of nickel-free metal in a silver color, this is a skin-safe product that should be suitable for all skin types. Care for this toy is easy; as you would with any nickel-free jewelry, the Sex & Mischief Chained Nipple Clamps can be cleaned with soap and warm water, patted dry, and stored in a cool, dry place for future use. With the rubber tips on the thumb clamps, however, it should not be used in the shower, as water and shower products may cause the clamps to lose their grip and become unusable during water play. Additionally, It does not come with a storage bag or box, so make sure you have a safe and secure place to store it!