The 7 Best Shower Masturbators for Some Awesome Aquatic Adventures

There are a ton of great shower masturbator toys for you to consider, but after looking at all of the options, I ultimately settled on the Pipedream PDX Elite Hydrobator as my “Test Winner”. So long as you like the unique design of this shower stroker, there really isn’t much one can complain about! This toy gives you two types of stimulation to enjoy, automated stroking and powerful vibrations. This makes it especially great for people who struggle to reach climax, as having multiple types of stimulation at the same time is sure to be more effective. Internally, this toy has a silicone sleeve for you to insert your penis through. The inside of this tunnel is ribbed and textured, which works alongside the water passing through to give you a highly satisfying experience. The toy doesn’t have many buttons but gives you more than enough control over the toy. Being rechargeable, you’ll never have to worry about replacing the batteries either! I suppose you could complain about the lack of a remote control function, but the remotes are rarely waterproof anyway. My only real complaint about this toy is the price. It can vary quite a bit—depending on where you buy it from—so I’d recommend shopping around for the best deal if you’re interested in this toy. Aside from that, it gets two thumbs up from me. Whether you struggle with ED and need something highly stimulating to get you off or simply want a fun way to get a bit more “enjoyment” from your showers, the Pipedream PDX Elite Hydrobator has you covered!

Thanks to the extremely low price of this male shower masturbator, it easily earned the “Cheapest” mention on this list of shower masturbators. Still, don’t let the low price point fool you, as the Doc Johnson Jessie Andrews Vagina Stroker actually packs quite a punch. The texture of this toy feels amazing, both inside and out. If you’ve only ever used your hand before then you’ll instantly notice a giant boost in overall stimulation when using this toy. Even better, the entrance to this toy has been molded directly from Jessie’s labia, meaning this is pretty much the closest you can get to experiencing the real thing. Overall, I really like this toy, but there are a few shortcuts that have been made along the way. The toy only offers five inches of internal length, which won’t be ideal for those with longer penises. However, the biggest issue I have is with the lack of an external casing. The ULTRASKYN material tends to pick up dirt and dust quite quickly, making it essential to find a storage solution the second you get this bad girl in the mail. Still, the price is right and the design is great overall. If you need a budget-friendly toy that you can enjoy anytime, anywhere, then I’d say the Doc Johnson Jessie Andrews Vagina Stroker is an option worth looking into.

Although it’s the same price as my previous pick, I ended up choosing the TENGA Spinner Male Masturbator as my “Beginner sex toy” pick instead. Offered in six brightly-colored varieties and providing more stimulation than a basic stroker toy at an affordable price, I think these male shower toys offer great value for the money. The main reason why you’d want to use one of these as your go-to shower pocket pussy is the spinning stimulation they offer. This feels amazing and doesn’t require any batteries, meaning the toy will likely be much more reliable as time goes on. Even better, TENGA is a well-known brand, so you’ll have plenty of other options to choose from if you decide to expand your collection even further. However, this toy won’t be ideal for everyone. The TENGA Spinner Male Masturbator only offers around 4.5 – 5 inches of insertable length, depending on the model you choose. Sure, the stroker sleeve can stretch to accommodate longer penises, but this won’t be enough if you have an especially long penis. It’s also worth noting that the sleeves run fairly tight, making this toy unsuitable for those with thicker penises. Still, if you have an average-sized penis, a modest budget, and a desire to get the best bang for your buck then I’d say the TENGA Spinner Male Masturbator is exactly what you’ll want!

Aside from being my “Double-Ended” pick, this shower masturbator offers something that you almost never find in a shower stroker: adjustable tightness! If you prefer manually stroking and just want a way to upgrade the experience then I’m sure you’ll be more than happy with this toy. It features a ribbed silicone sleeve that can be removed for easy cleaning, although the process of removing the sleeve itself can be somewhat challenging. While having the ability to adjust tightness is pretty cool, I’m not quite sure if it’s worth the nearly $100 asking price of this toy. Being double-ended means that any length of penis can work with the toy, but it also means that you can’t get full shaft stimulation. Ultimately, I would recommend the Arcwave Voy Compact Male Stroker to two types of people: those who prefer manual stroking and those with an interested partner. If you fall into either of these categories then this unique stroker could be a good match for you.

Being designed for complete discretion, the Pipedream PDX Plus Shower Therapy Stroker was the obvious choice for the “Discreet” category on this list of shower masturbators. The exterior casing of this male shower masturbator does a great job of mimicking the styling of a shampoo bottle, from the text layout to the “32 fl oz.” shown at the bottom of the label. Still, I’m not quite sure I would trust this in a shared bathroom. While the styling might be correct, terms such as “suction control” and “Fanta Flesh” are still shown on the label. If any of your roommates know what these terms mean then I think it’s likely you’ll be found out quite quickly. Personally, I think this design would be best in a suitcase, where it’s unlikely that anyone would be looking closely at the label. Aside from this, the toy is great. The interior sleeve is made from a highly stimulating Fanta Flesh blend. The end of the toy has a realistic-looking labia, giving you some visual stimulation to add to the physical sensations. The toy even includes a suction cup shower mount, making it possible to enjoy some hands-free sessions with your new toy. All things considered, I think the Pipedream PDX Plus Shower Therapy Stroker is a pretty good offering. Although the label itself could definitely use some improvement—accurate though it may be—the toy as a whole is definitely worth the asking price.

As a branded product, the Fleshlight Go Surge Vagina Masturbator was the obvious choice for the “Fleshlight” category. True, you don’t necessarily need a brand-name shower pocket pussy, but it’s always nice to have the option. I chose this one for a specific reason though. Unlike most other Fleshlight toys, these specific male shower toys are offered for less than $65 per toy. They are a bit smaller than regular Fleshlights, but this won’t be an issue for anyone with a penis under 7 inches in length. The labia on this toy is somewhat detailed, although it does lack the more natural look often found in premium models. Internally, however, the Fleshlight Go Surge Vagina Masturbator has everything you’d want and expect from a Fleshlight toy. With three different internal textures, an all-black outer casing, and an easy-to-clean design, this toy is clearly a winner in my book. I’d recommend it to everyone with a penis that’s shorter than seven inches who doesn’t mind saving money by buying a brand name product!

The Pipedream Mega-Bator Pussy Penis Masturbator isn’t the only shower masturbator on this list to feature a suction cup, but it is the best one, which is why I chose it as my “Suction Cup” pick. While people who prefer manual strokers will want to give this one a pass, those after a fully automated shower stroker are sure to love this toy. Aside from doing all of the work for you, this masturbator even comes with a stand to hold your phone while you enjoy a few erotic videos. While I don’t see this being particularly practical in the shower, it’s at least nice to have the option. My main gripe with this toy is the price, which is approaching the $200 mark. True, you do get a fully automated masturbation experience, complete with a suction cup base for hands-free enjoyment and a phone mount to boot. Even so, I’d still say the price is a bit high for the features offered. That said, there aren’t many other toys quite like this one, so if you like the design and think you’ll get a lot of use out of it then it may be worth picking one up anyway.