6 Best Silent Vibrators

I’ve picked out the LELO MIA 3 as the Test Winner in this review because the power to volume ratio is out of this world! Now, while Catherine tested this one out for us, I’ve personally had the pleasure of testing out the LELO MIA 2 myself. It is, to this day, THE most silent vibrator I have every used. Although, where the previous version of this bullet vibe lacked in power what it offered in discretion (in my opinion, at least), the new and improved LELO MIA offers even more intensity! Even then, the sensation is still deep and rumbly. “The Lelo Mia 3 packs a big punch in a tiny vibe! […] I recommend this to anyone looking for something extremely discreet, and also extremely powerful.” One of my favorite features of the LELO MIA 2 also happens to be Catherine’s favorite feature of the LELO MIA 3: “The top of the vibrator twists off, just like a lipstick tube, to reveal a built-in USB that will plug into any USB charger.” This is just so incredibly practical, especially for such a travel-friendly product. One small con is that the buttons aren’t very raised and can be tricky to find in the dark when things get all lubed up and slippery.

I picked out the LELO DOT Travel as the Runner-Up because it’s another discreet option that doesn’t force you to compromise of intensity or pleasure. I’ve tried the LELO DOT Cruise myself, and this silent vibrator takes clitoral stimulation to a whole new level! Our tester, Karolina, was a bit skeptical about it since clitoral vibrators aren’t her usual go-to. She was blown away by how unique the sensations were! “I had the best time using the very tip to stimulate different parts of my vulva and even my clitoris. […] The precise stimulation is such a fun thing — every time I use the vibe, I can stimulate different points of the clit, which gives me that sense of novelty I crave so much.” Karolina also found that the LELO DOT Travel was the perfect shape and size for erogenous zone exploration. With her partner she explored all the different body parts that could enjoy this unique oscillating sensation. The fact that it was quiet as well, made it easier to use during partnered sex since it was so distracting. Although, keep in mind that it isn’t super quiet on the higher settings.

The PinkCherry Show Me the Bunny Vibe is my top pick for those looking for a good intersection between quality and price. The vibrations are more buzzy than rumbly (keep that in mind if you much prefer rumbly vibrations) but they are strong! Our tester, Jess, was delighted to find the perfect match in this vibrator after having tried other rabbit vibrators that didn’t quite hit the spot. “The first time I used it I put it in, making sure that the ears were placed around the outside of my clit. I was able to turn both vibration modes on and use it hands free with my legs pressed closed. It was SOOOOO good! […]  I usually would grab a dildo when I wanted to play, but this bunny vibe has now become the one I grab every time!” Now, is this a silent vibrator? Well, Jess found “the sound level of the vibe is not too loud at all. It is a little louder on the shaft swirling than the bunny ears when they vibrate, but it isn’t a huge deal.”

The We-Vibe Nova 2 is one of the best rabbit vibrators out there. It is in fact our tester, Kasia, all-time favorite sex toy! She is a big fan of vibrations and the We-Vibe Nova 2 allows her to enjoy powerful and rumbly vibrations both internally and externally. The wide surface areas on both ends create direct contact at all times. One of the best things about the We-Vibe Nova 2 is the power to sound ratio. It delivers insanely strong and rumbly vibrations but stays quiet and “whisper-like” on most of the settings. This is definitely the kind of vibrator that’s safe to use in a house where other people live. Using this under the covers will allow you to enjoy powerful vibes without anyone suspecting a thing! My favorite thing about this silent rabbit vibrator is the adjustable shaft. Inflexible rabbit vibrators have never been fully compatible with my body or anatomy but I know how much of a difference it can make to try an adjustable rabbit vibrator. When I tried the Je Joue Hera Flex, for example, my perception of rabbit vibrators changed. The We-Vibe Nova 2 offers the same kind of customizable pleasure.

As far as large vibrating dildos go, the Fun Factory Big Boss is a winner. With its pronounced head, girthy shaft and rumbly vibes, it’s sure to please those who crave a thick toy. The best part is that this big boy is surprisingly discreet and silent. Again, we’re dealing with a great power to sound ratio here as well! Given that you’ll mostly be using it internally, this makes it even more silent. Our tester, Jess, was a bit taken aback by how girthy this vibrator was at first but was eventually put at ease when she “realized how flexible and comfortable the toy was.” In terms of design, she loved how “the looped handle is perfect for keeping a solid grip on the toy during play, and the texture and flexibility is perfect for finding different angles and speeds of play.” On thing to know about the Fun Factory Big Boss is that the silicone feels a bit rough and slightly textured. That’s because Fun Factory actually sands down their silicone toys for hygiene reasons. The material is still 100% body-safe and non-porous, but may require a generous amount of water-based lube to glide smoothly.