Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness — Test & Review

   Alice Lainey
May 8, 2024


Alice Lainey
: 28
: Fair - I've used the basics, but am looking to indulge in new and exciting possibilities!
: Female
: Heterosexual
:

  • Want to try new and interesting pegging positions
  • Are new to or intimidated by traditional strap-on harnesses
  • Want to change up your traditional strap-onharness game
  • Have mobility issues that make traditional strap-on harnesses difficult or impossible to use

  • Prefer the physical contact provided by a traditional strap-on harness
  • Are not interested in pegging play
  • Have sensitivity of the thighs or blood flow issues to the legs and feet
  • Want a strap-on with a dildo included
  • Prefer a dildo to sit where a penis normally would rather than on a thigh

The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is a flawlessly designed thigh strap-on, designed for pegging play. A sleek black cuff with a hole in the center for a dildo (not included) is clasped by durable neoprene for easy and comfortable wear.

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As someone who has only used a waist harness for pegging play, I was skeptical of The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness at first. I fully anticipated using it a few times for this review and then moving back to my normal equipment. However, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness absolutely converted me — I won’t be going back to a waist harness anymore. I’m a Thigh Strap-On girlie for life now!

Putting It On

As a plus-sized girl, one of the biggest worries I had about trying a thigh strap-on like the Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness was that it wouldn’t fit. However, thanks to its minimum circumference of 17 inches and its maximum circumference of 32 inches, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is perfect for any body type or shape, and its adjustability allowed me to adjust until I found a comfortable fit.

Use

In an effort to examine the Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness’ full range, my partner and I tried this product in a range of positions – against the wall, traditional missionary, from behind, and thigh riding. Though The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is simple, its simplicity allows for imagination and creativity in sex play, and it really livened up our pegging experiences! One thing that always frustrated me about traditional waist harnesses is a lack of immediate feeling. Am I slipping out? Are my thrusts weird? With the Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness, I never had any of these problems! Sex with this toy is seamless.

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The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness has a very utilitarian look and feel, almost like a knee brace or workout recovery equipment. This may turn some people off. However, as someone who never found the strappy look and feel of traditional waist harnesses appealing, the simplicity of the design is a massive point in its favor. The all-black color scheme is discrete and sexy. It might seem basic, but basic does not mean cheap. The look and feel of the material are comfortable and sturdy, and the level of quality is evident in everything from the machine washable fabric to the strong neoprene used to close the strap-on around the thigh.

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The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is an incredibly easy product to use. A simple band with a hole for a dildo and neoprene to affix the strap-on to the user's thigh make this a plug-and-play solution to strap-on usage. Unlike traditional waist harnesses, which have easily tangled leg and waist strands, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is easily affixed to the leg, and requires no complicated rigging, tightening, or adjusting. I also appreciate how easy it is to remove. Because of the quick-release neoprene closure, once sex is over, there's no awkward wiggle to be done, like there so often is with complicated waist harnesses. You simply take it off by disengaging the neoprene fastening, and you're done!

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Though very simple, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is obviously of high quality. As someone with sensitive skin, unfamiliar fabric can often be coarse against my skin - or worse, it can irritate it and leave a rash behind. However, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On is smooth, well-made, and extremely comfortable. The quality is exceptional!

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The pricetag on the Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is slightly high, particularly given the simplicity of the product. However, as it has replaced my traditional waist strap-on harness due to its superior feel and quality, it gets more than enough use to justify the price.

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The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness absolutely lives up to its expectations - and even goes beyond them. When I was first approached to try this product, I was skeptical. I'd never tried a thigh harness before, and given my experience with the more traditional waist-worn models, I expected to use this once and never again. However, it performed so well both during simple love making and more intense sex, that I now will use nothing else.

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The packaging of The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is, like the toy itself, very simple and sleek. The box does include photographs of people using the Strap-On in pre-sexual situations, so if discretion is your goal when ordering toys, The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness might not be for you. However, I found the cardboard to be effective, and though there were no included instructions in my box, the strap-on harness is intuitive enough that it's not necessary!

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One of the best things about The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness is that it is machine washable! Unlike so many other harnesses, which can be exceptionally difficult to clean, this one can be tossed into the washing machine, cleaned, and ready for use. It's stood up to several washes in my house, so you know the material is quality and the stitching is not going to be disturbed by your washing machine! It does not come with a storage box or bag, however, it's such a discrete product (again, it reminds me of a knee brace!), that you likely don't need one. It can hide in plain sight!

Length29 inches
Width6 inches
DiameterO-ring: 1.75 inches
AdjustableYes
MaterialsNeoprene, nitrile
FasteningYes
WaterproofYes
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableBlack

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  • Easy to use
  • Machine washable
  • Easy fastening and unfastening

  • Not suitable for extremely thick dildos
  • Does not simulate real penis placement on the body
  • Clinical design

The SportsSheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness does what it says on the tin. It's a comfortable, flexible, affordable, and reliable strap-on for creative pegging play!

There is no manual online or included for The Sportsheets Ultra Thigh Strap-On Harness. However, given its ease of use, you likely don’t need one! Simply insert your dildo of choice into the opening, wrap the harness around your thigh, secure it with the neoprene fastening, and use! Don’t forget to machine wash it after every use for a clean and safe experience!