Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine Review

Fantastic design! They've really thought everything through from the changing LED colour lights to the rotating arm of the machine itself, and it's a very cool looking product! I do have one small gripe, the only design failure for me is the sex toy connector. The KlicLok design means none of my current sex toys will be compatible. This is not uncommon amongst sex machine manufacturers and tbh I do get it, you want to have retuning customers. However I'm not a huge fan of companies trying to ensure they have repeat customers in this way, (it's Apple all over again). BUT, I was so so happy when Hismith agreed to send out a free vac-u-lock connector to me, they completely made up for it and I now love them all over again! 😁

I found this product really easy to use, set-up wasn't too time consuming and once it's done it's done. Changing position is really simple too! It is fairly heavy to pick up though so that's something to bear in mind if you have strength/mobility issues. As for the thrust modes and speeds, start small and work your way up, especially when using it for anal penetration, don't want any fissures now do we? A bit of a warm up on the lower settings and you'll be taking it at 100 before you know it! I wouldn't really say there's a learning curve to the machine itself. However discovering your favourite positions to find those O spots might take some experimenting, and of course all the fun of creating your own thrust modes!

Fantastic quality. 100 out of 100!!! Everything is top notch, from the silicone dildo right down to the turbines very impressive LED light! This is without a doubt a high grade and top quality product from a very impressive brand, you will not be disappointed.

It is expensive, but well worth the investment! Let's be real, sex machines are expensive and in comparison to others on the market I would say this is very reasonably priced for the quality and diversity of the product that you're getting. Remember, it's app controlled AND it has the 100Watt turbine motor with LED lights that change depending on the modes/speeds of the thrust! Honestly I really thing it's worth getting, look at everything it comes with. Hismith give you everything you need, including a dildo to get you started! Included with this product is; The Main Sex Machine, 1 Wired Digital Display Controller, 6 Anti-slip rod end covers, 1 8'' Liquid Silicone Dildo ('kliclok' compatible of course!), 2 Support T-shape rods, 1 Certificated Power adapter with Uk or US Plug, 1 Water-proof portable canvas bag, 1 M2 Allen Wrench, 1 M5 Allen Wrench and lastly, 1 Dust Cover.

Performs brilliantly. Shakes a bit when the speed reaches 100 but the sturdy legs and heavy duty weight stops this from being an issue. It didn't overheat and I put it through its paces, but honestly I didn't expect it too, it's a trustworthy product, that much is evident. As for how loud it is, it's listed to have a noise level of 20-40 DB. I'm not sure exactly what that means, and I don't have a lot to compare it too but I can say I was impressed by how little sound it makes. That's not to say it's quiet, watch the video link to get a better idea. But even at its fastest setting it's not too loud. Of course this is an opinionated subject, and I live in the middle of nowhere so I can make all the noise I want!

Hismith have provided the perfect packaging! A black, square, zip up carry case with easy handles. It's lined on the inside with black styrofoam padding for product protection. It's ideal for transport as it's easy to carry the heavy weight of the machine, and it's waterproof! The plain black design with no writing or logos means complete discretion, it'll appear like you're carrying some kind of tech or musical equipment, no-one will ever suspect it's an amazing sex machine!! It's already made several trips to and from my play partners house!

This is a high end and high quality machine and therefore must be treated accordingly. Do make sure you pay attention to the instructions when it comes to maintenance and storage, there are specific instructions about ensuring the thrusting rod remains well oiled, though I couldn't see anywhere which type of oil/grease was recommended. If you don't want to have to pack it down after each use that's not a problem. Hismith have foreseen this and provided you with a dust cover to ensure it remains protected. Not only does the cover protect the machine it also gives an extra level of discretion, if someone is nosey enough to peek inside my wardrobe all they're going to see are two metal legs with a dust cover on the top, much better than discovering the real thing! As for cleaning, the dildos detach so it's pretty easy. Should you soil the machine itself unplug before doing any cleaning and always make sure the machine is completely dry before storage.