4 Best Anal Snakes

The SquarePegToys Slink is the clear Test Winner in this review. Made of super soft and squishy high quality silicone, you know that it’s both durable, long-lasting and completely body-safe. I love being able to fully sterilize anal sex toys like this! Our tester, George, is a fairly advanced anal adventurer. After having enjoyed it for about a year already, it’s definitely a Test Winner for him as well: “I am currently yet to find any better toy for anal satisfaction. This is my favourite and I often take it with me on holidays. The price is high, but silicone costs a lot so it’s understandable.” What makes it stand out from other types of anal snakes is the gradually increasing diameter. It’s basically a two-in-one anal snake that allows you to go deep and stretch out all at once. In his review, George also goes into more depth about his experience with this anal snakes and includes some of his best tips for getting the most out of it in terms of both length and girth. He was also especially pleased with the weighted sensation that this product gives you: “Pushing/pulling it out is what my partner believes the best, as you literally feel of losing nearly 2KG out of your body. Put it simply, it’s amazing both ways.”

I picked out the SquarePegToys Charlie Horse Wiggly SuperSoft as the Runner-Up because it’s made of high quality materials and has a design that’s both stimulating and approachable for different levels of experience. As our tester, Chris noted in his review: “The Charlie Horse Wiggly is great for experimenting with long duration depth play. It’s plug style base keeps it in place allowing it to be worn when out of the house too. It’s soft and extremely flexible properties makes it super comfortable to wear for long durations.” Chris, who is experienced with a lot larger anal toys, wasn’t expecting a ton of stimulation from this. This combined with the extremely soft and squishy feel of the silicone, I understand if it was underwhelming. Although, “inserting it for the first time, I noticed it reach my 2nd sphincter and it slipped right into it with ease and felt very nice.”  Now, some shops do describe this product as a prostate massager. However, because it’s so squishy and doesn’t really have shape that would target the prostate, Chris didn’t find that it lived up to this description.

The Oxy Devil Tail Butt Plug is my best recommendation for those who are on a budget. Thanks to the slim diameter it’s also pretty good for beginners. Our tester, Allen, also noted that in his review from the get-go:

The SquarePegToys Tree Large deserves a spot as my Expert Pick in this review because it’s satisfying for those who enjoy both depth and stretching. The ‘humps’ are stimulating and challenging at the same time. Luckily, with this design, you get to take things at your own pace, like our tester, Devon, has done: “Though I’ve not yet stuffed the whole toy, it is a goal I work at daily to achieve. I need to look no further, this is by far the best large girth toy I have for back door stretch and pleasure.” His experience with the SquarePegToys Tree Large was so good, he said it was “becoming Kryptonite for my ass!”. That said, he did note that this is an extremely large anal snake appropriate for only very experienced users. Fortunately, this model is available in several sizes, so that’s a huge plus in my book!