The 3 Best Electric Dildos

Simon Sizzled so well he won the title of best electric dildo! I was so impressed by Mystim’s Sizzling Simon! It was the e-stim toy that made me realize why electro-stimulation has become so popular! I have to admit, I was intimidated by the Sizzling Simon’s dominating design. It’s very big and it has two large conductive strips running down either side of the shaft. However, the sub in me enjoyed the twinge of fear! The shaft was definitely filling and it’s on the larger end of what I’d want from an insertable toy with a lot of other stimulation going on but once inserted it felt great! I was surprised that I didn’t feel much from the first couple of e-stim settings but once I got to the mid-high settings I taken aback by how much I enjoyed it! The best way I’ve found to describe the feeling is like white noise — a resonating tingly feeling that spreads and grows. The vibrations are also more than after thought and shine in their own right as well! The two motors are powerful and quite rumbly, and I love that I can choose between using the vibrations and e-stim together or separately. The Sizzling Simon is also waterproof, which I feel like is almost unheard of for e-stim toys. It also comes in a lovely black zip up storage case.

It was so difficult choosing between the Right on Ron and the Sizzling Simon as they are both test winner worthy! The Right on Ron was fantastic to use and I really loved the smaller, smoother shape because it allowed me to twist and move it more freely. This movement changed where I felt the stimulation most and that was really fun to explore. I particularly liked being able to feel it more around the opening and vulva. The electro-stimulation created a wonderfully tingly feeling that made my whole genital area feel alive with energy and very aroused. It’s a feeling I’ve not experienced with other electric dildos I’ve tried, which felt more prickly and less satisfying. I was also pretty impressed with the vibrations, especially considering they aren’t the main draw! The two motors provide a decent amount of power while still being relatively quiet! I did think it was a shame that, unlike the Sizzling Simon, the Right on Ron isn’t waterproof and it doesn’t come with any kind of storage bag or case.

I personally found the electro-stimulation of this toy to be a little weak. That being said, I know I tend to like more intense sensations, so I thought this would be the best electric dildo for beginners! I was able to feel the electro-stimulation, but it felt a little more pinpoint and less diffuse, due to the conductive material being focussed on one spot rather than down the lengths of the shaft. The vibrations were also a little weak and buzzy for my tastes, and I found myself craving more power there too! My partner also tried it out for prostate stimulation and enjoyed the electro-stimulation more I did, so I think it’s a matter of taste and sensitivity with this one! I really loved the shaped as the balls felt really great to insert and remove. My partner also enjoyed using this toy on me because of the curved, beaded design. The buttons on the toy were easy to use, with just one button to scroll through the e-stim settings and one for the vibration settings, but it does take some time to remember which one is which. I liked that it came with the option of a remote control. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get remote to work. I was unsure if this was a user error or a technical fail but it definitely knocked a few marks off my overall rating.