Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs — Test & Review
Vern Holland
Vern Holland
| : | 24 |
| : | Advanced |
| : | Non-binary |
| : | Queer |
| : | We-Vibe Melt |
- Are looking for a harness on a budget
- Want a harness that is stylish and sexy
- Need versatility in your harnesses (packing, playing, wearing, etc)
- Prefer adjustable harnesses
- Are any size lager than XXL
- Need the ability to change out O-rings for different sized appendages
If you’re a strap-on beginner, or just in need of a new harness on a budget, then look no further! The Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs are soft, stretchy, and feel so good to wear. They’re sleek black with a striking red lining, plus the adorable Lovehoney heart logo on the small front tab. These briefs are made for an array of bodies and needs. The Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs are great for pegging, packing, and just feeling good! They feature a small pocket for a bullet vibrator, an O-ring stitched into the front for the dildo of your choice, extra fabric for added comfort depending on if you’re using a double-ended toy or not, and even an elastic strip to help keep a packer in place for day-to-day wear. The Harness Briefs are more than just a harness, they make me feel attractive and gender euphoric too!
I was in desperate need of a new strap-on harness, and Lovehoney has always been my go-to shop for them! However, I felt cautious of the Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs since they aren’t adjustable in size like my previous harnesses. As a fat trans masc person, I struggle to find the right size and fit for me that won’t make me feel more dysphoric or dysmorphic. I was so happy to try these on! They’re comfortable, well-made, and are great for pegging, packing, and feeling sexy! They’re even promoted as unisex, which is great for gender non-conforming folks, like me, looking to get their sexy on!
One Ring to Rule Them All… Unfortunately
The O-ring, that is. What I love about other strap-ons I’ve had is the ability to change out the size of the O-ring to fit a variety of appendage sizes. This strap-on underwear, however, is only equipped with one ring that can’t be traded out. Luckily, it is compatible with dildos with a 4.75in circumference (or 1.5in diameter), a fairly average size, which is great for many folks shopping for strap-ons. Not only that, but I had browsed reviews before my briefs arrived and saw that many folks had issues with sizing. I got a XXL, and I’ll admit they don’t fit me perfectly since I’m in between sizes. I wish that Lovehoney would create larger sizes for this harness, as well as have a clearer guide on measuring yourself to find the best fit for you.But Still… Gender Euphoria Activated
I tried my new Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs with an array of toys. For packing, I love how these briefs have a small elastic, allowing better stability for the balls of my packer to stay in place! There’s also a piece of fabric that can be pulled aside for someone to be able to use a strapless strap-on, which stabilizes and adds more comfort to the toy. Not only that, but there’s even a small pocket to fit the mini bullet vibrator of your choice for some buzzier play. At last, it was time to try my classic dildos. I was worried about the size of the O-ring for them in particular, as one is awfully small, another weirdly shaped, and the last is awfully large. I was excited to find that as long as there’s a small enough part of the toy, like the top of a suction cup or a base with a thinner shaft, it can still fit a wide variety of appendages for your and your partners’ pleasure! While this harness isn’t perfect, it is the first harness I’ve owned that makes me feel gender euphoric. I just want to walk around all day with just these and a robe on. They fit my body so well, are so comfortable and stretchy, look sexy, and I can use so many of my toys with them–it’s like a dream come true!
The design, to me, is striking. These briefs are a gorgeous black with contrasting red, which adds a sense of flirtiness. Not only do the Strap-On Harness Briefs look good, but they also feel good. They're made from stretchy and breathable fabric, allowing you to wear them all day without discomfort! I practically forget they're there when I'm packing with them, they're just as comfy as my usual underwear. Make sure to get the right size, as that can mean the world of a difference for your experience with these briefs.
The Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs are super easy to use! Just pick out the right size and pull them on. Once you have dildos compatible with the O-ring size, just slip them into the ring and you're good to go. Without the adjustability many harnesses have, however, that does mean that if your dildo is on the heavy side, it's going to pull the briefs down a little when walking around or thrusting. Getting the right size is helpful for this, but even so these briefs aren't made to be tight against the body in the same way as other harnesses.
While better quality than some neoprene harnesses I've had, there are already some threads coming apart from the brief's seams after only a handful of uses. They're cheaper, which is great when you're on a budget, but that does mean they aren't going to stay pristine forever. They'll likely tear a little here and there, especially if you're struggling to get larger sized toys into the O-ring as I tried to do. Still, they're good quality and aren't totally falling apart by any means. Just a few seams!
If you're looking for a harness on a budget, the Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs are for you. They're cheap compared to other harnesses on the market, especially with how good they look and how well they're made! I was also grateful to see that the price doesn't rise for the larger sizes. I'd consider them a good price for what you're getting!
My expectations were exceeded with my new harness briefs! They're easy to put on, they don't fall off my body, and I love the way I feel in them. I wasn't expecting the versatility that these provide. I love being able to pack, peg, and just wear my new briefs. They're casual and give a sexy boost to my day whenever I wear them!
The packaging for the Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs was simple. They came in recyclable plastic wrap and had a small cardboard tag attached to show the size and brand. Unfortunately, I didn't receive the mesh bag that was advertised on the Lovehoney listing for these briefs. Even so, I wasn't expecting anything fancy, and it came neatly folded; what else could I ask for?
Once getting your new cotton and elastane Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs, make sure to be cleaning them regularly by hand with cold soapy water. I just cleaned mine in the sink and hung them up to dry like it says on the tag! Without any straps or buttons to slow you down or get confused by, they're incredibly easy to care for.
| Harness Size | S/M, M/L, L/XL, XXL inches |
| Diameter | O-Ring: 1.5 inches |
| Materials | Cotton and Elastane |
| Adjustable | No |
| Storage Bag Included | Maybe (the listing says yes, but I did not receive one) |
| Colors Available | Black |
I feel the need to really explain how much I love these briefs. All the additional accoutrements come together to bring such a well-made harness! Not only do you get a pocket for a bullet vibrator, but you also get an elastic to better hold a packer in place, and a window of fabric to stabilize a strapless strap-on! The Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs really have it all, I couldn’t recommend them enough!
- Made of stretchy and breathable material
- Look stylish and sexy
- Able to use them in a variety of ways
- Suitable for average sized and smaller dildos
- Not adjustable
- Don't come in sizes larger than XXL
- Not able to change the size of the O-ring
- On the cheaper side, which could lead to them breaking sooner than expected
The Lovehoney Unisex Strap-On Harness Briefs aren't perfect, but they are so close! They're affordable, stylish, and are made for a variety of bodies and necessities. I also love that they're not gendering their product, something that can be hard to find in the sex toy industry. I'm grateful that I picked the right size for my body, and that I was lucky to have toys at home that would fit the O-ring. I'll be recommending these to anyone looking for a solid harness on a budget and can't wait to keep wearing mine!
