The 3 Best Pussy Pumps

The Doc Johnson Bloom is a wonderfully versatile and powerful pussy pump — and you can trust me on this one, because I have one myself! My favorite thing about the Bloom is that it comes with four interchangeable cups so that can use it all over your body. There are two cups that fit over your whole vulva, one larger and one smaller, so it is all but guaranteed to fit all body sizes and shapes. Then, you have a smaller cup for the clitoris, and an even smaller one for the nipples! All of the have a soft, removable silicone rim which I love because it makes the cups very easy to thoroughly clean. For people who enjoy intense suction, this is the toy for you. Even at the lowest settings, this thing sucks! It did take me a while to get comfortable with it, especially when using the vulva cup, since I’m not usually a suction fiend. However, I quickly came to love the sensation, and it was enjoyable to watch myself get sucked up into the cup. The intensity definitely feels greater because there are no suction patterns, but I realized that I could use the quick-release button to create my own. The other thing that sets the Bloom apart from the pack is that it also has deep, rumbly vibrations! The Bloom was a real revelation for me in getting more aroused and sensitive down there. I often stick to quick solo sessions with just a bullet vibrator, but using this pussy pump allowed me to slowly build up my arousal until it was almost unbearable! I think it’s perfect for beginners and advanced users alike.

The Her Ultimate Pleasure pussy pump from Fantasy for Her is a bit of a cult classic in the sex toy world. As our tester, Ellie, pointed out, “it looks a little like an alien invention” with its bright purple body, suction cup, and mechanical tongue, but isn’t it what’s inside that counts? Just like the Doc Johnson Bloom, this pump comes with two different cups. The larger one will fit some vulvas (but it is not as large as the Bloom’s), while the smaller one is designed for just the clitoris. Ellie found that the suction modes started gently but reached all the way to intense, and there are both steady and patterned suction modes, which gives a real variety of sensations to choose from. Flip it around, and you also have a 5-inch dildo to play with with buzzy but powerful vibes. And then, of course, there’s the tongue! In her review, Ellie mentioned that “at first I thought the tongue would make me overstimulated, but with a lot of lube, it was no problem“. I’ve actually had a chance to experience the tongue myself, as I tested the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro. It’s made from soft, body-safe silicone, and feels flickery and tantalizing without being too flimsy. You also have the option of using the accompanying textured tongue sleeve, made from squishy TPE. Ellie found that it gave her “a more thrilling and tickling sensation“, but was concerned that it was made out of a porous, non-body-safe material, which is difficult to properly clean. As a sex toy expert, I would recommend that you do not share the sleeve with others, and throw it away once it shows signs of degrading.

When I was just starting out with using pussy pumps, I really didn’t want a giant device to hold and position. That’s why I love the Lickgasm Mini from Inmi, and our tester Mia also found it “very compact and comfortable to use“. As another pumping newbie, she was concerned that “it would be challenging to find a sweet spot of the right suction and vibrating speed” for her whole vulva, but the larger cup turned out to be the perfect size to dial in the settings with. Once she got the hang of it, she found that she “enjoyed the pumping feature as a pre-sex warm up because of the aroused feel and look of my labia”, something her partner also appreciated! Using a pump like this is such a quick and easy way to up your arousal! Just like the Her Ultimate Pleasure, the Lickgasm Mini also has a flicking silicone tongue for those sumptuous oral sex sensations. If you were wondering if it feels realistic, let me tell you that Mia said that “this toy is a very close second when it comes to the real thing”! This toy also comes with a removable TPE sleeve, which can make it feel softer and squishier, but since it’s porous, you should avoid sharing it with others or using it as it degrades.