7 Best Pocket Pussies

I personally tested the Riley Reid Fleshlight, together with 50+ other pocket pussies from Fleshlight, and let me put it bluntly, there is a very good reason Riley Reid is my favorite and the clear test winner. Because I have almost nothing but praise to say, I’ll start out by pointing out the one thing, that you might feel is “missing”, and that is the level of tightness. I’m pretty average sized, and for me, it’s an absolute fine level of tightness. With +1000 sex toy reviews we have heard quite often that some people find certain pocket pussies too tight. If you are looking for the tightest pocket pussy, you can choose the Mia Malkova Fleshlight – I’ve objectively measured all the 100+ pocket pussies I’ve tested, and it’s the absolute tightest! What is most incredible about the Riley Reid pocket pussy mold is first the fantastic realistic look. Second, it’s the 5 different textures that provides a super intense level of stimulation. Especially the texture is one of the reasons it’s become a go-to of mine.

In my own expert opinion, tenga eggs are the gate-way drug for pocket pussies – It’s the perfect starting point. But, to make absolute sure we had a 6-pack of them sent to Jason, and the feedback/review we got back from him was amazing. He loved the “portability and discreetness”, and even though they felt “weird at first” too him, he doesn’t “hesitate to grab a couple cartons of these anywhere I see them”. The simplicity of using them and the cleaning after made Jason love them as a starting point – but something you keep loving. Even though Jason has multiple pocket pussies now, he still find them amazing. One reason is exactly because they “are simple to use but provide enough sensation and interaction”.

Although buying one Tenga Egg might be cheaper than buying the ROMP dash, but considering this is multi-use I’d definitely go for this as the budget-option. Apart from myself, James, who tested the ROMP dash, is probably the tester at Bedbible with the most amount of pocket pussies tested. And, the fact the he really loved this cheap multi-use pocket pussy, made my pick of it as the budget-option pretty straight forward. James likes it so much because he found it to “deliver more and better sensations and orgasms than many of the powered masturbators that are sitting on my shelf.”. He did find it to be a little to wide, which caused him to experience “hand fatigue” during longer sessions. This is where I find the slightly more expensive design of the Fleshlights a tad better (they have a slimmer bottom part). James also loved “how strongly the Romp Dash sucked” but found that it was a bit noisy when you adjusted the bottom cap to create maximum suction.

Most pocket pussies looks like a vagina, and even inside their plastic casing, it’s pretty obvious at first glance, what it is. That is not the case with the Tenga Spinner Tetra. Anthony, who tested it, was “surprised in many ways” by the Spinner Tetra, because it worked so well during both slow and faster stroking. He did notice that it wasn’t as intense as other pocket pussies he tried before, but also noted that it “doesn’t mean it isn’t pleasurable”. Especially the high level of “suction is outstanding and only improves the experience that the spinning gives”. As someone who’ve tested 100+ different pocket pussies I often use them in a way where I manually create a twisting/spinning motion, but it does take some mental energy, so having that motion being created by itself because of the internal texture is an ingenious design feature.

James (another tester, not the same as before) tested the Jessie Andrews pocket pussy for us, and quickly noticed being an avid tester, how realistic it was considering the price point. As he said, it’s only really something you “see in more expensive toys” such as the Fleshlight girls or Kiiroo Feelstars series. To be honest, had I been the only one to curate this top list without the help of the Bedbible tester team I would have probably picked out the Stoya Destroya Flehslight as the most realistic. The reason I didn’t is because you get something just as realistic but at almost half the price. As an expert I was concerned that it didn’t come with a plastic casing, which usually makes stroking easier and more realistic, James found that despite it not having the casing “it felt firm enough in my hand”. James was, however, slightly unimpressed by the lack of more intense internal texture as it was only “comprised of a small uniform bump texture”. But, in my experience the less intense texture typically creates a more realistic sensation.

I was personally the tester of the Mia Malkova Fleshlight, together with the entire range of Fleshlight girls and Kiiroo Feelstars. Of all the 100+ pocket pussies I’ve tested it’s the tightest – both in terms of how it felt, but also when I measured it objectively. I measured it by filling the inner canal with water and weighing how much fit inside. The lower the weight, the tighter the pocket pussy. Mia Malkova could only fit 1.3 ounces of water, whereas the average sleeve fit 2-3 ounces of water. It’s super realistic, and especially the tentacle-looking texture in the first 3 inches works fantastically with suction to make it feel even tighter! I actually have very little bad to say about it, which is also why it’s on my personal top 3 of the best pocket pussies.

While not a pocket pussy in the most traditional sense, the Autoblow AI Ultra certainly does the job well, at least if you ask Kevin, who tested it. Kevin was really excited that it could in fact “complete the job without needing assistance” and only really had a complain about the “relatively loud noise”. He did say that the AI mode “basically just randomizes the patterns”, so despite having the newly-hyped AI as part of the mechanism it will just feel random. What wasn’t as disappointing, in fact the shining feature is that it can connect to the web: “My favorite feature was definitely the ‘Video Sync Library’, which gives you a library of videos to enjoy while the Autoblow AI Ultra mimics the actions of the actors in the videos.” The primary downsides of getting a futuristic pocket pussy like the Autoblow Ultra is that it “is a bit bulky”, and “doesn’t work great in one hand”. And, I’ll add, it’s more expensive than almost all other manual pocket pussies.