The 5 Best Cheap Pocket Pussies

In this review, the Doc Johnson All American Girl Masturbator stands out as the best value for money. If you’re looking for affordability without sacrificing quality, realism, or pleasure, this is my top recommendation. As our tester James put it, “I was pleasantly surprised that a masturbator at this price ($29.99) could work so well.” One of the highlights of this product is the incredibly realistic vulva, a feature usually found in more expensive toys. “For the price, this masturbator was of great quality and was molded from a porn actress–something I’ve only seen in pricier options.” Regarding its design, this masturbator does not come with an outer casing. Despite this, James mentioned, “It felt firm enough in my hand, giving me reason to believe that it would work well without any kind of supportive case.” “The interior canal was not overly special in any way; the canal was straight (without any dips or valleys) and comprised of a small uniform bump texture.” While this texture is simple, it might not provide the intense and dynamic sensations some users are looking for. However, the overall experience left James very pleasantly surprised. Cleaning and maintenance are a breeze with this model. This cheap pocket pussy is “open-ended, and the hole at the end is wide enough to easily run water through it that it is quite simple to run water through it while getting to every part of the canal with soap.” This makes it significantly easier to clean compared to closed masturbators. Additionally, the included renewal powder helps maintain the skin-like feel between uses. This ease of cleaning is a huge plus for me!

If you’re interested in trying out a more budget-friendly realistic Fleshlight, I recommend the Fleshlight Quickshot Stamina Training Unit. It’s not a full-sized Fleshlight, but its compact size offers a lot of versatility. Firstly, the double-ended design may not provide full enclosure, but it allows you to enjoy two different orifices depending on your mood. This feature also makes the masturbator great for partnered sex and oral play. These small extras enhance the value for money, in my opinion. The internal texture, known as the Stamina Training texture, is simple yet effective. In my experience, this kind of texture is excellent for beginners, though seasoned users might find it lacks variety. While our tester Anthony didn’t encounter any major issues with this toy, he did point out something important to consider before purchasing. “The drawbacks are more significant for those who are well-endowed, especially those with a larger-than-average girth.” For most average-sized penises (and even those that are longer than average), this masturbator should be easy to use. Anthony concludes his review by saying he “truly believes the Fleshlight Quickshot Stamina Training Unit is a cheap yet well-made toy that provides satisfying and stimulating orgasms.”

For complete beginners, the Peepshow Toys Yoni Stroker is my top recommendation for a cheap pocket pussy. Not only is this stroker pretty affordable and realistically designed, it’s made of 100% body-safe silicone. This definitely makes it stand out to the other option in this review. The silicone is much more durable, long-lasting and easy to clean.  The design is pretty simple. There’s no firm outer casing, and that’s why I find it best suited for beginners. It’s an easy step up from using your hand, since the silicone is so soft and flexible. As our tester, John, stated in his review: “I would get some new stimulation if I squeezed and let go in different patterns — very much like a regular dude just playing with himself, but with the bonus of the ribs tickling along the way.” John owns “other more expensive strokers, some mechanical, some in plastic sleeves, but this one is so simple in its design and feels just right for helping me get the job done”.  The only thing to keep in mind with the product is that there isn’t a storage bag or case included. You’ll have to figure out a way to store it safely away from lint, dust, and contact with other silicone items.

Now, for those who want a cheap stroker but are more interested in anal fantasies that an actual pocket pussy cannot bring to life, the Peepshow Toys Ass Stroker is a great alternative.  The Peepshow Toys Ass Stroker is very similar to the Peepshow Toys Yoni Stroker. It’s also made of 100% body-safe silicone instead of TPE, which is always a huge plus in my book. What sets the two items apart is obviously the external design and texture. Otherwise, the internal texture is also a uniform ribbed design and the internal diameter is also 0.75”.  Our tester, Rey, found that it exceeded the performance of other strokers he has used in the past: “This type of material and design allowed for some friction and texture that made this a lot more fun to use. This is an excellent purchase if you’re looking for a hot one-off without having to worry about noise or setting everything up.” 

Now, for those looking for THE cheapest option but still want something with a somewhat satisfying design and texture, I recommend the THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey Realistic Vagina Cup. Disclaimer: it’s available at the same price as the Test Winner but has a lot more features to offer.  Our tester, James, had a great time testing this pocket pussy. He thought “the look and feel of the Zoey are a great alternative to a Fleshlight”, but still a tad inferior to an actual Fleshlight. Once he started using it, James did note that “the material was soft and not sticky even after washing the toy multiple times.” With the “the bumps on the inside of the toy were a perfect combination of texture without being uncomfortable”. The tight feel and the soft material all made Zoey feel surprisingly good.  I’m pleasantly surprised to find that the additional feature of a small hole to create suction actually works really well. There’s even room to add a bullet vibrator, if vibrations are your thing.  The main drawbacks are the size of the opening. It’s a bit too small and insertion can be tricky at first. Secondly, the round base makes it difficult to stand up, which would have made the cleaning process a lot easier, according to James.