The 11 Best Penis Massagers to Tickle Your Pickle

   Josh Gill
Massages feel amazing, right? So just imagine how good having your penis massaged feels! That’s why penis massagers are so popular! In this review we’re going to explore 11 of the most cock pleasing massagers available to buy right now, looking at the pros, the cons, the features, where to buy them, etc. We even rate and rank them against each other, comparing them and discovering how you might be better suited to massager X instead of massager Y! In the end, you’re hopefully going to be able to find the perfect penis massager for you!
1 Test Winner

Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Luxe Masturbator

 Hot Octopuss Solo Luxe

  • Enjoy having your cock massaged
  • Want complete remote control
  • Enjoy sexual technology

Hot Octopuss Solo Luxe

  • Prefer manual masturbation
  • Want a quiet toy
  • Are looking to pay less

The Hot Octopuss Pulse Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator is a great male sex toy that has unbelievable strength and provides outstanding results.  The recharegable toy is waterproof and features 6 vibration patters each with 8 intensity levels which can be set via the wrist-mounted control. It can be used wile erect or flaccid, and is a great hands-free option for people with mobility or strength issues!

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  • Hands free fun
  • Cool wrist-mounted control
  • Lots of vibration options

  • Fairly loud
  • Quite bulky
  • Pretty expensive
Hot Octopuss Solo Luxe
MaterialsSilicone
Vibration patterns6
Vibration speeds8
Remote ControlsYes
RechargeableYes: magnetic USB cable
Battery Life40 minutes
WaterproofYes

Many people seem to have a love/hate relationship with the Hot Octopuss Pulse Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator. On one hand it’s an exciting toy that guarantees results, on the other hand it’s bulky and fairly noisy…but then it boasts 6 vibration patterns with 8 speeds each. That’s 48 different vibration options! But then it’s pretty expensive for what it is. So as you can see it’s a definite head scratcher as to whether it’s worth it. The wrist-mounted control is a cool touch and it’s handy that it can be charged via a magnetic USB cable.

2 Cheapest

Satisfyer Men Vibration Masturbator

 Satisfyer Men Vibration

  • Love your cock being played with
  • Enjoy hands-free satisfaction
  • Want something cheap and cheerful

Satisfyer Men Vibration

  • Prefer more manual control
  • Want something larger

The Satisfyer Vibration Rechargeable Penis Masturbator is a discreet and exciting little plaything that will have you buzzing. Slide inside, set your desired vibration speeds and patterns on the toy and you’re good to go! Rechargeable via a magnetic USB charger, it can be held in position with your hand OR you can lay back and let it do its thing. Either way – you win!

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  • Sleek design
  • Plenty of vibration options
  • Small and discreet

  • Quite small
  • Only sits on the end - not the full length
Satisfyer Men Vibration
MaterialsSilicone
Vibration patterns8
Vibration speeds3
Remote ControlsNo
Length6 inches
Insertable length2.5 inches
RechargeableYes: magnetic USB cable
WaterproofYes

The Satisfyer Vibration Rechargeable Penis Masturbator is a handy little toy that has a lot of options. With many vibration speeds it is a sleek and pretty little thing that can lead to a lot of satisfaction. One downside is that while the toy measures 6 inches in length, only 2.75 inches of those are for you penis, therefore it only massages more the top/head of your cock. While this is undoubtedly the best part to massage, some people might prefer some full-penis action! But for the price though you’d be daft to pass up on it!

3 Beginner

Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator

 Lovehoney Hot Shot Masturbator

  • Are a beginner to penis massagers
  • Want a walm, life-like toy
  • Enjoy oral sex

Lovehoney Hot Shot Masturbator

  • Are looking for more manual control
  • Want something that fits your cock better

The Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator is a great starting point if you want to explore the world of penis massagers. You can set this particular toy to a maximum temperature of 40°C which accurately replicates the warmth of a real mouth, while its head engulfs the tip of your penis to give an authentic oral sex simulation.

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  • Warms up to 40°C
  • Accurate oral sex simulation
  • Good vibrator

  • Fairly loud vibrations
  • Not the most comfortable
Lovehoney Hot Shot Masturbator
MaterialsSilicone
Vibration patterns6
Vibration speeds3
Remote ControlsNo
RechargeableYes: magnetic USB cable
Battery Life60 minutes
WaterproofYes

The Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Masturbator is sure to be a hit for anyone that hasn’t used a penis massager before. Alongside the usual vibration functions it also features a heating function, meaning that it warms up to a toasty 40°C – very much like a mouth! This heating function might cause the materials to become worn somewhat quicker than usual, but by and large it’s a great first step for a beginner!

4 App

Lovense Max 2 App Controlled Masturbator

 Lovense App Controlled Masturbator

  • Want a full-penis massager
  • Would like to use an app to control it
  • Like fleshlights

Lovense App Controlled Masturbator

  • Want something more discreet
  • Prefer manual control

The Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Masturbator is an app controlled toy that is bound to put a skip in any guys step! It is a rechargable fleshlight-like toy, however whereas with fleshlights you have to manually bring yourself to the point of exctasy, with this one you can lay back and enjoy the vibes!

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  • Full-penis massager
  • App controlled
  • Strong vibrations

  • Pretty big and bulky
  • Very loud for a penis massager
Lovense App Controlled Masturbator
MaterialsSilicone
Vibration patterns4
Vibration speeds3
Remote ControlsYes - app controlled
RechargeableYes: magnetic USB cable
Battery Life210 minutes
Length9.5 inches
Insertable length6 inches
WaterproofYes

We’re not going to beat around the bush; the Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Masturbatoris a technologically terrific toy! Looking somewhat like a fleshlight, it is controlled by the Lovense Remote app you are able to set speeds, vibration patterns, contraction strength and suction strength to suit your needs and ensure that you have the time of your life! However while this is undoubtedly an amazing futuristic toy, it is let down by the loudness and bulkiness of it. It’s most definitely not a toy for a shared house or a discreet bit of fun!

5 Air Pulse

Arcwave Ion Air Smart Male Masturbator

 Arcwave Ion Male Masturbator

  • Want a different kind of penis massager
  • Are looking for a quiet toy
  • Enjoy new and technological ways of masturbating

Arcwave Ion Male Masturbator

  • Are looking for something bigger
  • want something to stroke your penis with

The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator really is something different. Instead of stimulating via vibrations and other similar methods, this toy employs the use of Pleasure Air Technology that teases and tantalizes the nerve endings around your frenulum in order to bring you unbeatable satisfaction! It’s the clitorial satisfyer for the penis wearer.

  • Very discreet
  • Pretty quiet
  • Uses new technology

  • Can be tempremental to use
  • Loud when not worn right
Arcwave Ion Male Masturbator
MaterialsSilicone
RechargeableYes: USB cable
Battery Life65 minutes
Length6 inches
Insertable length3.5 inches
WaterproofYes

The Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Smart Silence Male Masturbator is like some kind of masturbation device from Star Wars or Star Trek! Using its Pleasure Air Technology it gives you a whole different kind of experience resulting in a whole different kind of orgasm. However while the word ‘silence’ is in the name, many people have found it to be pretty loud if not used correctly, so definitely beware!

6 Stroker

Fun Factory Manta Vibrating Male Stroker

 Fun Factory Manta Penis vibrator

  • Want a vibrator for solo and partner play
  • Enjoy the sensation of a vibrator
  • Like having your cock stimulated

Fun Factory Manta Penis vibrator

  • Want something you can put your cock in
  • Want a toy that does more than just vibrate

The Fun Factory Manta Rechargeable Vibrating Male Stroker is a toy that can be attached to the penis and enjoyed! Put it near your head for more sensual stimulations or put it near the base for additional tingles during oral sex or intercourse. However you decide to use it, the orgasms you get from this 12 speed/pattern vibrating you are sure to leave you weak at the knees!

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  • Very quiet
  • Good for solo play
  • Fun for couples

  • Doesn't provide biggest orgasms ever
  • Not too adjustable for smaller/larger cocks
  • Material can be quite abrasive
Fun Factory Manta Penis vibrator
MaterialsSilicone
RechargeableYes: USB cable
Vibration speeds6
Vibration patterns6
WaterproofYes

The Fun Factory Manta Rechargeable Vibrating Male Stroker is a good idea…in theory. While we’re sure that for some men it will provide the spine tingling orgasms it promises, personally we don’t think it’s 100% worth the steep price you’d pay for such a toy. It can be used for solo masturbation sessions as well as with a partner during intercourse, and it’s slim and sleek design means it fits nicely and comfortably between bodies.

7 Warming

Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Male Masturbator

 Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Masturbator

  • Want to try out a bunch of different sensations with one toy
  • Like the idea of a self-warming toy
  • Enjoy pulsations and vibrations
  • Want to be able to adjsut the tightness

Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Masturbator

  • Have a much thicker than average penis
  • Want a masturbator that's great for stroking

The Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Male Masturbator can please on three different levels. First, it has a warming function that accurately replicating the warmth of a mouth. Second, it vibrates in 6 different patterns and at 6 different speeds. Third, the magnetic push and pull mechanism creates gentle pulsing that squeezes and massages until you can’t hold back any longer. Simply warm it up, lube up, slide your penis into it, and explore all the settings. It’s that easy!

  • Multiple stimulation modes
  • Warming function
  • Tightness can be adjusted with grip
  • Easy to clean and dry

  • Not great for stroking
  • Warming takes a while
  • May not fit very girthy penises comfortably
Blowmotion Pulsing Warming Masturbator
Vibration speeds6
Vibration patterns6
Length5.5 inches
Insertable length3.5 inches
Width2.25 inches
Diameter (internal)1.55 inches
MaterialsABS plastic and silicone
WaterproofYes
Battery Life60-70 minutes
RechargeableYes
Charging Time120 minutes
Travel LockYes
Storage Bag IncludedNo
Colors AvailableBlack

The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name. I like the fact that it’s so multifunctional and allows you to explore so many different sensations in one product. It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! Our tester loved the pulsing feature and liked to be able to adjust the intensity and tightness be squeezing the toy itself. On the other hand, the warming feature does take a while to work, so I recommend letting it heat up completely before insertion. Overall, I think this triple threat penis massager is a great option for anyone who wants to try out some different things and enjoy a realistic temperature while doing so!

8 Premium

VeDo Hummer Blow Job Masturbator

 VeDo Blow Job Masturbator

  • Want a hands-free experience
  • Love the feel of oral sex
  • Want a realistic unpredictablilty to the sensations

VeDo Blow Job Masturbator

  • Are looking for something cheaper
  • Want more manual control

The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator is the premium adult toy when it comes to realistic and accurate blow job simulations. With speeds of up to 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minute you are guarenteed a good time! All this can be controlled via the control box OR with the small remote control. Included with the toy itself is a remote control, a suction cup and a travel lock. This toy sucks…in the best way!

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  • Fairly quiet
  • Great oral sex simulator
  • Amazing for solo play

  • The high price
  • Quite bulky
VeDo Blow Job Masturbator
MaterialsSilicone
RechargeableYes: mains or USB cable
Insertable length5 inches
Diameter0.39 inches
Vibration speeds6
Vibration patterns10
WaterproofNo

Wow. Would you look at that price tag! The Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator is for sure an amazing bit of kit when it comes to blow job-like masturbators, and we can’t see a world where you won’t be fully satisfied with this monster of a machine. It has so many different speeds and options that it will keep you on your toes right up to the point of exctacy. However let’s just go back to that price tag. Wow. The blow jobs might be good, but you have to decide if they’re worth THAT much!

9 Tip

Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator

 Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrator

  • Want a simple little toy
  • Love vibrations on the tip of your cock
  • Have a penis in need of some love

Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrator

  • Want a full length penis massager
  • Are looking for a more powerful toy

The small and good looking Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator is just the thing you’re looking for if you want discreet penis pleasing pleasure. Simply attach the vibrator to your penis and insert the egg shaped vibrator into the cup. Once that’s in set it to the speed you want and enjoy those good vibrations! Simple yet satisfying! Mmm!

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  • Small and discreet
  • Easy to use
  • The vibrating egg

  • Not very powerful
  • Feels kind of cheap
Tracey Cox Supersex Vibrator
MaterialsSoft plastic
RechargeableYes: 2x AAA batteries
Insertable length3 inches
Diameter0.5 inches
Vibration speeds4
WaterproofNo

The Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator is literally just a vibrator…but for your penis! Because why should women have exclusive rights to the vibrators, right guys?! Simply made and easy to use, it comes with a detachable egg vibrator (that can also be enjoyed by women!)  However while the low price is undeniably good it is also reflected in the below-average quality and somewhat lacklustre results.

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Autoblow 2+ XT

 Autoblow 2+ XT

  • Want an authentic feeling blow job experience
  • Enjoy absolute hands-free masturbation
  • Love to use fleshlights

Autoblow 2+ XT

  • Want something a little more discreet
  • Are looking for something cheaper

With the Autoblow 2+ XT you can have an amazingly and uncannily authentic blowjob experience in the palm of your hand! Sounds amazing, doesn’t it! With 3 interchangeable sleeves (coming in 3 sizes to accommodate all penises), you can easily control the speed and intensity of the toy and how it massages the entire length of your penis. Just hold it in place and let the Autoblow do the rest!

  • Self explanitory to use
  • Full length penis massager
  • Authentic blow job feel

  • Pretty pricey
  • Quite big and bulky
Autoblow 2+ XT
MaterialsVarious
RechargeableYes: USB cable
Insertable length6 inches

The Blowmotion Warming Pulsating Vibrating Masturbator pretty much sets out its stall in its name: It is warming, it vibrates, and it pulsates. A three-in-one. A triple threat! So it’s understandable why it’s so popular with so many people. However while it might be a good and fun toy, the vibrations and pulsations might not be the strong enough for everyone to enjoy.

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Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Masturbator

 Fun Factory Cobra Masturbator

  • Enjoy vibrations on your cock
  • Love having the control in your hands
  • Want a pretty quiet toy

Fun Factory Cobra Masturbator

  • Prefer a full-penis masturbator
  • You want something warming or pulsating

The Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Luxury Vibrator is a small yet powerful vibrator that fits nicely on the end of your penis and buzzes you to paradise. Pin-pointing various sensitive points up and down the length of your cock, this toy sends pulses of vibrating excitement directly to those nerves. Undoubtedly one of the most buzz-tastic toys out there!

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  • Strong vibrations
  • Pin-points perfect locations
  • Discreet and ergonomic design

  • Shallow depth
  • Possibly too small for some
Fun Factory Cobra Masturbator
MaterialsSilicone
RechargeableYes: USB cable
Insertable length3.5 inches
WaterproofYes

The Fun Factory Cobra Libre II Luxury Vibrator is a pretty small and innocuously designed toy. Designed to be slipped on the end of your cock, it sends targeted vibrations to ‘hot spots’ on your penis that are sure to keep you jolted to attention. It might be quite small – possibly too small for some users – and you might have to fiddle around to get it in the perfect spot, but those powerful vibrations should definitely do the trick.

More Blowjob Machines

Who doesn’t love a good blow job? Well it turns out that nowadays if the mood so happens to strike you, you don’t even need anyone else to help you out – there are blow job machines out there that can do it for you! So let’s take a look at a couple more blow job machine options!

Universal Launch Stamina Lady Pack

Universal Launch Stamina Lady Pack - More Blowjob Machines
A hi-tech and high quality toy, the Universal Launch Stamina Lady Pack stands at an impressive 16 inches tall and can stimulate you in a variety of ways including (but not limited to) blow jobs! Choose your silicone sleeve of choice, slide into the fleshlight, pop your favorite erotic media on your phone in the stand on toy of the machine, and enjoy your blow job!

TITAN by KIIRO Interactive Masturbator

TITAN by KIIRO Interactive Masturbator  - More Blowjob Machines
Once set up the TITAN by KIIRO Interactive Vibrating Masturbator is a mind-blowingly wonderful blow job simulator. With its textured inner sleeve it will vibrate and massage you to the point of ecstacy while you control it via your phone. You see, this particular toy links up to special interactive videos, so not only can you enjoy the view of getting a blow job – you can enjoy the feeling of a blow job too! Sounds good to us!

Turn a Wand Vibrator into a Penis Massager

Wait a moment – wand vibrators are for women…right? Well, yes and no! You see, while wands are more traditionally used for female masturbation, you can get adaptors that turn them into penis massaging machines! Here are a few options for you to consider!

Lovehoney Hummer Wand Attachment

Lovehoney Hummer Wand Attachment  - Turn a Wand Vibrator into a Penis Massager
With the Lovehoney Hummer Deluxe Male Masturbator Wand Attachment you can simply smide this onto the end of a wand, insert you penis through it and you’re away! This silicone sleeve is lines with nodes, bumps and textures to vibrate and massage your cock and make sure you’re satisfied!

Le Wand Loop Silicone Attachment

Le Wand Loop Silicone Attachment - Turn a Wand Vibrator into a Penis Massager
The Le Wand Loop Silicone Stimulation Attachment looks simple…and it is! Once attached to the wand you simply hook this silicone bad boy around your penis and vibrate yourself to paradise! The realistic but firm silicone will keep you gently held and give you the sensation of real warm skin around you cock. Lovely!

Doc Johnson Head Teaser Wand Attachment

Doc Johnson Head Teaser Wand Attachment - Turn a Wand Vibrator into a Penis Massager
Accomodating up to 3 inches of cock, the Doc Johnson Head Teaser Wand Attachment slides tightly over the head of your penis. This ensures that the snug fit and soft touch feel as realistic as possible when you turn the wand on. Easy to attach, detach and clean, it’s a great choice if you want to transform a female vibrator into a penis pleasing miracle!  

What is the Frenulum, and How to Show it Some Love

The frenulum is the small, thin tag of skin underneath your penis that joins the foreskin and the shaft. You know – the bango string! That’s right, it has a technical name! The frenulum contains lots of nerve endings so let’s talk about how best to show it come love!

Gentle touches!

Gentle touches! - What is the Frenulum, and How to Show it Some Love
You know how a cat loves it when you gently stroke its head? Well the frenulum isn’t all that much different! Giving it gentle little strokes and touches not feels extremely good, but slowly edges you towards the all important climax!

Good vibrations!

Good vibrations! - What is the Frenulum, and How to Show it Some Love
The frenulum loves stimulation, and what better way to stimulate it than with a vibrator! Stroking a vibrator against it sends jolts of shocking pleasure to those nerve endings and feels oh so good!

Massages!

Massages! - What is the Frenulum, and How to Show it Some Love
Massages feel amazing, no matter where they are on your body. And trust us when we say your frenulum LOVES being massaged! As opposed to the gentle, tingling stimulations of the touches and the vibrator, massaging sends powerful and strong vibes through your frenulum and up and down your penis. Yes – it feels as good as it sounds!

How to use a penis massager

We’ve talked a lot about penis massagers but we haven’t discussed how to actually use one! It’s pretty simple and nothing to worry about, but just in case, let’s go through how you use a penis massager!

Lubricate!

Lubricate!

Lubrication is key! This should be the motto for a lot of sex toys, really! Ensuring that your cock AND the toy are both generously lubed up is super important to avoid any painful friction burns! So grab your favorite water-based lubricant and make sure you’re slippy, slidey and good to go!

Slide it in!

Slide it in!

Now you’re nice and lubricated it’s time to slide into the penis massager! Take is slow, enjoy the feeling of entering it and make sure you enjoy the sensation as you feel your head or shaft being encompased by the toy! Any resistance or friction then stop and re-lube! Once you’re in – ENJOY!

Clean up!

Clean up!

Finished? Good! Phew! Feels good, doesn’t it! Once you’re done having your fun then you should turn the toy off and gently remove your penis. It is then time to clean up. Cleaning is essential and maintaining hygienic toys is very important. No one wants a dirty sex toy the next time they come to use it! Once it’s clean then store it safely away.

How to clean a penis massager

As we mentioned, keeping your penis massager - or any sex toys for that matter - clean is of utmost importance. If not cleaned properly they can harbour bacteria and other such nasty things, and you risk causing damage to yourself if you use these dirty toys again. Luckily cleaning is simple and easy with warm water, mild soap and possibly special sex toy cleaner. Remember: a clean sex toy is a happy sex toy!

FAQ

Of course! It's just another form of masturbation! If it feels good and it doesn't cause any harm or damage or anything like that, then using a penis massager can be a one of the most fun things you can do, and it's certainly an experience we would recommend for all men out there!

Not at all! Vibrating penis massagers are a cornerstone of male masturbation, as far as we're concerned! The penis is covered in hot-spots and highly sensitive areas, and it feels good to stimulate it with a vibrator. Don't let the thought that vibrators are solely for women put you off having a good time!

There is no real guidence on how long you can use a penis massager for, but they have never been shown to cause harm to anyone! So the real answer to this question is that you can use a penis massager until you're done. And it's fairly obvious when that is!

As the name suggests, it massages your penis, stroking and stimulating it in a massive variety of ways until you can't hold back that orgasm any longer.

A lot do, yes! Vibrations are a very effective and exciting way of pleasing the penis, and you'll find plenty of vibrating penis massagers in this review!

What is a penis massager

We all love a massage right, it is a relaxing stress reliever that feels good! Whether it's a head massage, a back massage, a hand or foot massage, it's awesome. So why should we ignore the penis? A penis massager is a toy that stimulates your penis through vibrations, contractions and heat. Plus with the penis there's always that chance of an explosive happy ending! No matter what kind of sensations you like on your cock, there's a penis massager that can provide it for you, making them one of the most varied, adaptable, and well-loved penis pleasing toys on the market!

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